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Maeggaladiel · 12-19-2004, 09:08 PM

Arwen: Let's see here... Getting Rid of the Other Woman... Pyrotechnics for Dummies... Choices...

OR

Arwen decides that her bodice really doesn't make a good bookmark.

OR

Curious about Aragorn's favorite pick-up line, Arwen looks to see if her picture really IS listed under the word GORGEOUS.

OR

Realizing that she can't walk around holding a book to her chest for the rest of eternity, Arwen begins to regret buying such a revealing dress.

THE Ka · 12-19-2004, 10:49 PM

Arwen, on a visit to the local Barach & Noble book store, is caught in a state of utter indicision as to purchasing either Idiot's guide to capturing mortal hearts or My pet Human...

Funny no?

I just hope someone knows who in the name of Isis is Barach...

~Another Ka leftover

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-20-2004, 09:02 AM

*Arwen finally manages to squish that moth that had been pestering her.*

"No bug can withstand Tolstoy!" she screamed maniacally...

Boromir88 · 12-20-2004, 09:06 AM

Arwen- *squints* now where are those glasses I had at the oscars.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-20-2004, 09:14 AM

*Hey, books are actually heavier when they're closed!*

Bungo Baggins · 12-20-2004, 09:20 AM

"Now where can I find a recipe for that spicy lembas bread Aragorn enjoys so much?"

Boromir88 · 12-20-2004, 10:23 AM

Arwen- *reads* Dr. Scholls: How to reduce the swelling in your lips.

(Sorry Liv, you're a beautiful girl but you got your "ada's" lips).

Or instead of that she reads...

"How to telepathically cyber for dummies."

Nimrodel_9 · 12-20-2004, 05:03 PM

Pippin: This weed sure is good, eh Frodo?
Frodo: Uhh...Pip? When they say weed, they mean pipe weed. Like the kind you smoke? You dig?
Pippin: What was that Fro?

12-19-2004, 09:08 PM	#1
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Arwen: Let's see here... Getting Rid of the Other Woman... Pyrotechnics for Dummies... Choices... OR Arwen decides that her bodice really doesn't make a good bookmark. OR Curious about Aragorn's favorite pick-up line, Arwen looks to see if her picture really IS listed under the word GORGEOUS. OR Realizing that she can't walk around holding a book to her chest for the rest of eternity, Arwen begins to regret buying such a revealing dress. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

12-19-2004, 10:49 PM	#2
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	...Because I want to be original... Arwen, on a visit to the local Barach & Noble book store, is caught in a state of utter indicision as to purchasing either Idiot's guide to capturing mortal hearts or My pet Human... Funny no? I just hope someone knows who in the name of Isis is Barach... ~Another Ka leftover __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

12-20-2004, 09:02 AM	#3
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Arwen finally manages to squish that moth that had been pestering her. "No bug can withstand Tolstoy!" she screamed maniacally... __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-20-2004, 09:14 AM	#5
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Hey, books are actually heavier when they're closed! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-20-2004, 09:20 AM	#6
Bungo Baggins Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The shire Posts: 32	"Now where can I find a recipe for that spicy lembas bread Aragorn enjoys so much?" __________________ "The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm. It's the last thing he'll expect."

12-20-2004, 09:06 AM	#4
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Arwen- squints now where are those glasses I had at the oscars.

12-20-2004, 10:23 AM	#7
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Arwen- reads Dr. Scholls: How to reduce the swelling in your lips. (Sorry Liv, you're a beautiful girl but you got your "ada's" lips). Or instead of that she reads... "How to telepathically cyber for dummies." Last edited by Boromir88; 12-20-2004 at 10:27 AM.

12-20-2004, 05:03 PM	#8
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Pippin: This weed sure is good, eh Frodo? Frodo: Uhh...Pip? When they say weed, they mean pipe weed. Like the kind you smoke? You dig? Pippin: What was that Fro? __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.