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SamwiseGamgee · 12-21-2004, 08:34 AM

Pip: Do you want some leaf?
Frodo: (Sitting back, slightly worried)No thanks.
Pip: (Sniffs it) Mmm. Quite nice. Smells. Do you want to smell it? (Offers leaf to Frodo)
Frodo: No thanks.
Pip: Smell the leaf.
Frodo: No, I don't want to.
Pip: (More forcefully) Smell my leaf!
Frodo: Pippin, please.
Pip: (Shouting) Smell my leaf, you mother!
(Merry then tries to restrain a now hysterical Pippin)
Merry: (Angrily) I think that's quite enough, thank you!
(At this point Pippin takes fright and charges away, leaf still in hand)
Pip: I've got leaf! This is leaf!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-21-2004, 09:07 AM

*Frodo uneasily witnesses Pippin's gradual descent into a chameleon.*

Bungo Baggins · 12-21-2004, 09:10 AM

Pippin: Honestly Frodo. This will make your teeth look shiny and white!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-21-2004, 09:29 AM

*A drunk Pippin confuses Frodo with his favourite young Hobbit lass.*

Lalwendë · 12-21-2004, 10:11 AM

Hobbits in the Mist:

Frodo Fossey was surprised by the excessive friendliness of the Silverback Pippin he was studying in the Old Forest.

Boromir88 · 12-21-2004, 10:17 AM

:::Since Pippin is forced to not get his healthy 8 hobbit meals a day he starts resorting to canibalism:::::

I hope no one minds, but I found this rather, humorous pic of Lurtz.

Meela · 12-21-2004, 11:51 AM

Pippin picture:

When Farmer Maggot brings in extra security, Pippin is forced to forage for new snacks.
Pippin: Caterpillars... tasty...

Lurtz picture:

Lurtz's search for those dratted Halflings was become desperate.

Mithalwen · 12-21-2004, 11:59 AM

Kid "I hope I take after my mum"

THE Ka · 12-21-2004, 12:46 PM

Pippin begins to feel a familiar twitching in his ear, and decides to ask frodo for help...

Pip: See Frodo! Look! It's that thing in my ear that i've been telling you about! Every time i take a bit of leaf, it twitches! What do you see?

Fro: uh...*Frodo tries not to hurl Um... well... I , see...

Pip: *moves closer What? be sure to have a good look!

Fro: Um...it's a huge(Feeling agitated, uses his imagination)...toe.Yeah! Toe in your ear! I think it might be a growth!

Pip: Are you serious?!

Fro: Oh, yes! very! (Sarcastic)

Pip: Cool! i might as well keep it as a conversasion piece... what do you think?

Fro: i think you've been smoking too much weed, you bloody looney...

~Ka

The Elf-warrior · 12-21-2004, 12:57 PM

The Arwen picture: Arwen pores through Elrond's library trying figure out the real story of Galadriel and Celeborn. The cornfield picture: Pippin learns that Frodo does not have a cast-iron stomach after Frodo gets a bad reaction from a type of mushroom that never gave Merry or Pippin any problems. The Lurtz picture: Young Elfwise learns too late that Lurtz is not a friendly gorrilla.

Morsul the Dark · 12-21-2004, 02:28 PM

Lurtz picture

Election year is winding down candidates make final campaigns you know shaking kids kissing hands...oh wait it's supposed to be the other way around...

ElanorGamgee · 12-21-2004, 04:04 PM

Lurtz pic:

"Oh, real cute, guys. Now where did you hide my halflings?!"

THE Ka · 12-21-2004, 04:14 PM

Lurtz decides upon adoption as a way on the path of 'goodness'

Lurtz: Ah! He looks just like the halfling I ate once!

Toddler: Ah!!!!!!!!!! Help me! Take me back to the orphange! I do like puppy dog tails in my soup!

~Ka

**The Saucepan Man** · 12-21-2004, 06:45 PM

Theoden's cutbacks in education funding forced Rohan's schools into taking desperate staffing measures ...

Esgallhugwen · 12-21-2004, 08:11 PM

Arwen's pic: Hmmm, Mortality for Dummies

Corn Field: Pippin-Grrrrrrr ruff!!
Frodo- Quick, Merry, unhypnotise him before he decides to mark his territory!

Uruk: Lurtz- Watch out this lil bugger bites!

Oddwen · 12-21-2004, 09:18 PM

Lurtz: Roar!!
Small Child: ROOOOAAAARRHHH!!!
Lurtz: Help! He's going to eat me!

Gil-Galad · 12-21-2004, 09:33 PM

That old wizard will be none the wiser...

Lalwendë · 12-22-2004, 02:05 AM

Little Tommy changed his mind about the face painting when he saw what the results had been on his big brother.

Saraphim · 12-22-2004, 04:00 AM

Lurtz, captian of the great Uruk-hai army, is conquered at the hands of a dirty daiper.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-22-2004, 04:54 AM

*After a couple of years battling around Middle-earth, Lurtz returns home amid suspicions of his wife's infidelity.*

luthien-elvenprincess · 12-22-2004, 05:42 AM

A moving rendition of Billy Joel's "Just the Way You Are" sung by a father & son duet team took first place at the recently held Middle Earth talent show. Tears were seen in every eye as Lurtz provided harmony for his son's budding melodic talents.

(...don't go changing to try and please me...I love you just the way you are...)

**The Saucepan Man** · 12-22-2004, 07:46 AM

Lurtz discovers the hard way that burping a child after he has finished his milk often produces unpleasant results ...

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-22-2004, 08:43 AM

*This child was devastated that photo opportunities with Galadriel were not available.*

Fordim Hedgethistle · 12-22-2004, 11:12 AM

Lurtz and Small Child: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Peter Jackson (off screen): Ok, right, good. Now once more for luck.

* For my fellow EE DVD extra materials addicts.

The Only Real Estel · 12-22-2004, 01:36 PM

Unfortunatley for poor Johnny, Santa was out to lunch; leaving his assistant to take care of meeting all the little children.

Oddwen · 12-22-2004, 01:53 PM

"Do you know how Orcs came into being? They were Santa's Elves once. Hired by the dark Department Stores, forced to deal with screaming kids all day long. And now...on a rampage."

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-22-2004, 02:27 PM

This may be in bad taste...

Lurtz new job;

Lurtz: Price check isle one!

Esgallhugwen · 12-22-2004, 07:36 PM

Legolas- "Aaaaccchhhhoooo" Darn this feather tickling my nose

Boromir88 · 12-22-2004, 07:42 PM

Legolas pic:

What is not shown in the caption is Legolas is actually aiming at Gimli, as Gimli's back is turned, and Legolas mutters.
Stupid dwarf, only giving me one for that Mumakil but whoopin

Oddwen · 12-22-2004, 07:44 PM

Esgallhugwen...I love what you did to your avatar. It's ssssmokin'!

Leggy: *sniff sniff* Ah, it's a good thing that I used my shampoo on my arrows as well as my hair.

Boromir88 · 12-22-2004, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Leggy: *sniff sniff* Ah, it's a good thing that I used my shampoo on my arrows as well as my hair.

No doubt the strawberry shampoo, right?

Esgallhugwen · 12-22-2004, 07:56 PM

Legolas: "Aaaaccchhhhoooo" Darn this feather tickling my nose *arrow is accidently loosed upon Gimli*
Gimli: "yowch!" rubs his rear, "accursed Elf why I aughta-"
Aragorn: "Hey guys lets not fight we have more important matters to attend to here"
Gimli: "Quiet you! Dragging us off to Eru knows where!"

**The Saucepan Man** · 12-22-2004, 08:29 PM

Legolas demonstrates the Elvish manner of taking snuff.

Saraphim · 12-23-2004, 01:58 AM

Legolas had to borrow some arrows from the Gondorian Archers, and they simply did not have the lemony-fresh scent he was used to.

Meela · 12-23-2004, 04:57 AM

As Legolas knows, when you're out of Kleenex you make the best of what you have.

Lalwendë · 12-23-2004, 06:52 AM

When Legolas went to dental school he was always keen to try out the alternative root canal surgery techniques on himself.

SamwiseGamgee · 12-23-2004, 09:27 AM

I am Legolas, owner of the greatest moustache in Middle-Earth!

The Elf-warrior · 12-23-2004, 10:11 AM

Good thing Aragorn got everyone to simmer down because Legolas was about to seriously gash his nose.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-23-2004, 10:31 AM

Legolas began to grow angry as he tried to remove his new arrow shaped lip piercing.

Nimrodel_9 · 12-23-2004, 02:37 PM

Legolas tries out his new, scented arrows.

12-21-2004, 08:34 AM	#3481
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Pip: Do you want some leaf? Frodo: (Sitting back, slightly worried)No thanks. Pip: (Sniffs it) Mmm. Quite nice. Smells. Do you want to smell it? (Offers leaf to Frodo) Frodo: No thanks. Pip: Smell the leaf. Frodo: No, I don't want to. Pip: (More forcefully) Smell my leaf! Frodo: Pippin, please. Pip: (Shouting) Smell my leaf, you mother! (Merry then tries to restrain a now hysterical Pippin) Merry: (Angrily) I think that's quite enough, thank you! (At this point Pippin takes fright and charges away, leaf still in hand) Pip: I've got leaf! This is leaf! __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

12-21-2004, 09:07 AM	#3482
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Frodo uneasily witnesses Pippin's gradual descent into a chameleon. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-21-2004, 09:10 AM	#3483
Bungo Baggins Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The shire Posts: 32	Pippin: Honestly Frodo. This will make your teeth look shiny and white! __________________ "The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm. It's the last thing he'll expect."

12-21-2004, 09:29 AM	#3484
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	A drunk Pippin confuses Frodo with his favourite young Hobbit lass. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-21-2004, 10:11 AM	#3485
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Hobbits in the Mist: Frodo Fossey was surprised by the excessive friendliness of the Silverback Pippin he was studying in the Old Forest. __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-21-2004, 10:17 AM	#3486
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	:::Since Pippin is forced to not get his healthy 8 hobbit meals a day he starts resorting to canibalism::::: I hope no one minds, but I found this rather, humorous pic of Lurtz.

12-21-2004, 11:51 AM	#3487
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Pippin picture: When Farmer Maggot brings in extra security, Pippin is forced to forage for new snacks. Pippin: Caterpillars... tasty... Lurtz picture: Lurtz's search for those dratted Halflings was become desperate. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

12-21-2004, 11:59 AM	#3488
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	Kid "I hope I take after my mum" __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

12-21-2004, 12:46 PM	#3489
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Un-wanted doctor position... Pippin begins to feel a familiar twitching in his ear, and decides to ask frodo for help... Pip: See Frodo! Look! It's that thing in my ear that i've been telling you about! Every time i take a bit of leaf, it twitches! What do you see? Fro: uh...Frodo tries not to hurl Um... well... I , see... Pip: moves closer What? be sure to have a good look! Fro: Um...it's a huge(Feeling agitated, uses his imagination)...toe.Yeah! Toe in your ear! I think it might be a growth! Pip: Are you serious?! Fro: Oh, yes! very! (Sarcastic) Pip: Cool! i might as well keep it as a conversasion piece... what do you think? Fro: i think you've been smoking too much weed, you bloody looney... ~Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

12-21-2004, 12:57 PM	#3490
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	The Arwen picture: Arwen pores through Elrond's library trying figure out the real story of Galadriel and Celeborn. The cornfield picture: Pippin learns that Frodo does not have a cast-iron stomach after Frodo gets a bad reaction from a type of mushroom that never gave Merry or Pippin any problems. The Lurtz picture: Young Elfwise learns too late that Lurtz is not a friendly gorrilla. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

12-21-2004, 02:28 PM	#3491
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Lurtz picture Election year is winding down candidates make final campaigns you know shaking kids kissing hands...oh wait it's supposed to be the other way around... __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

12-21-2004, 04:04 PM	#3492
ElanorGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 314	Lurtz pic: "Oh, real cute, guys. Now where did you hide my halflings?!" __________________ Soli Deo Gloria

12-21-2004, 04:14 PM	#3493
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	A new leaf... Lurtz decides upon adoption as a way on the path of 'goodness' Lurtz: Ah! He looks just like the halfling I ate once! Toddler: Ah!!!!!!!!!! Help me! Take me back to the orphange! I do like puppy dog tails in my soup! ~Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

12-21-2004, 06:45 PM	#3494
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Theoden's cutbacks in education funding forced Rohan's schools into taking desperate staffing measures ... __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

12-21-2004, 08:11 PM	#3495
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Arwen's pic: Hmmm, Mortality for Dummies Corn Field: Pippin-Grrrrrrr ruff!! Frodo- Quick, Merry, unhypnotise him before he decides to mark his territory! Uruk: Lurtz- Watch out this lil bugger bites! __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

12-21-2004, 09:18 PM	#3496
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Lurtz: Roar!! Small Child: ROOOOAAAARRHHH!!! Lurtz: Help! He's going to eat me! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

12-21-2004, 09:33 PM	#3497
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	That old wizard will be none the wiser... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

12-22-2004, 02:05 AM	#3498
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Little Tommy changed his mind about the face painting when he saw what the results had been on his big brother. __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-22-2004, 04:00 AM	#3499
Saraphim Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The other side of freezing. Posts: 404	Lurtz, captian of the great Uruk-hai army, is conquered at the hands of a dirty daiper. __________________ I drink Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters! ~ Always remember: pillage BEFORE you burn.

12-22-2004, 04:54 AM	#3500
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	After a couple of years battling around Middle-earth, Lurtz returns home amid suspicions of his wife's infidelity. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-22-2004, 05:42 AM	#3501
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	A moving rendition of Billy Joel's "Just the Way You Are" sung by a father & son duet team took first place at the recently held Middle Earth talent show. Tears were seen in every eye as Lurtz provided harmony for his son's budding melodic talents. (...don't go changing to try and please me...I love you just the way you are...) __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

12-22-2004, 07:46 AM	#3502
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Lurtz discovers the hard way that burping a child after he has finished his milk often produces unpleasant results ... __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

12-22-2004, 08:43 AM	#3503
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	This child was devastated that photo opportunities with Galadriel were not available. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-22-2004, 11:12 AM	#3504
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Lurtz and Small Child: *RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!* Peter Jackson (off screen): Ok, right, good. Now once more for luck. * For my fellow EE DVD extra materials addicts.

12-22-2004, 01:36 PM	#3505
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Unfortunatley for poor Johnny, Santa was out to lunch; leaving his assistant to take care of meeting all the little children.

12-22-2004, 01:53 PM	#3506
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	"Do you know how Orcs came into being? They were Santa's Elves once. Hired by the dark Department Stores, forced to deal with screaming kids all day long. And now...on a rampage." __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

12-22-2004, 02:27 PM	#3507
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	This may be in bad taste... Lurtz new job; Lurtz: Price check isle one! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-22-2004, 07:36 PM	#3508
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Legolas- "Aaaaccchhhhoooo" Darn this feather tickling my nose __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

12-22-2004, 07:42 PM	#3509
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Legolas pic: What is not shown in the caption is Legolas is actually aiming at Gimli, as Gimli's back is turned, and Legolas mutters. Stupid dwarf, only giving me one for that Mumakil but whoopin

12-22-2004, 07:44 PM	#3510
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Esgallhugwen...I love what you did to your avatar. It's ssssmokin'! Leggy: sniff sniff Ah, it's a good thing that I used my shampoo on my arrows as well as my hair. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

12-22-2004, 07:56 PM	#3512
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	EE Edition Legolas: "Aaaaccchhhhoooo" Darn this feather tickling my nose arrow is accidently loosed upon Gimli Gimli: "yowch!" rubs his rear, "accursed Elf why I aughta-" Aragorn: "Hey guys lets not fight we have more important matters to attend to here" Gimli: "Quiet you! Dragging us off to Eru knows where!" __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

12-22-2004, 08:29 PM	#3513
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Legolas demonstrates the Elvish manner of taking snuff. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

12-23-2004, 01:58 AM	#3514
Saraphim Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The other side of freezing. Posts: 404	Legolas had to borrow some arrows from the Gondorian Archers, and they simply did not have the lemony-fresh scent he was used to. __________________ I drink Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters! ~ Always remember: pillage BEFORE you burn.

12-23-2004, 04:57 AM	#3515
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	As Legolas knows, when you're out of Kleenex you make the best of what you have. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

12-23-2004, 06:52 AM	#3516
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	When Legolas went to dental school he was always keen to try out the alternative root canal surgery techniques on himself. __________________ Gordon's alive!