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Lalwendë · 01-22-2005, 03:51 AM

Gandalf: ...so I'm waiting there at the Caradhras stop for the next Eagle and he turns up and won't let me on. Says he can't give me change for a gold piece. Honestly, the state of the Public Eagle Service is appalling...

Theoden: For Eru's sake, Gandalf, we get this every time. Just take Shadowfax and I'll have him taxed and insured for you.

Hama Of The Riddermark · 01-22-2005, 07:59 AM

"No, Gandalf, we're not having burritos and diet coke...I don't CARE, we're not aiming to be economical, we're remembering the dead...no you can't ring Pizza Express...I don't care if they've brought out a new 'double balrog delight low fat crust', we're having a proper meal..." ASOASF

Or

Theoden resigned himself to listening to Gandalf reciting his new book, '101 ways to userp a steward.'

Gil-Galad · 01-22-2005, 10:18 AM

Theoden: whats he going to do? nibble our bums?

Gandalf: look at the bones! it got huge pointy teeth!

Eomer(in distance): your a loony

Gandalf: i'm warning you!

The Only Real Estel · 01-22-2005, 10:20 AM

Gandalf: "So then I said, 'Boromir! Do you not understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!?'! But then he said, 'I'm still not sure.', so I said..."

Theoden "*grumble*mumble* 3 hours and counting...*grumble*"

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-22-2005, 10:23 AM

Gandalf: "Why do they do that? Why do they go crazy over you one night, and then just don't call you back the next morning? What is that all about?

*...or if you don't imagine Gandalf as a bachelor...*

Gandalf: "I know I sound repetitive but you just have to paint your front door again. It looks hideous!"

Theoden (mumbling): "You're hideous...."

The Only Real Estel · 01-22-2005, 10:54 AM

Gandalf: "So Theoden, what's your preference? Blonde, brunette, or redhead? You know that niece of your's isn't that bad..."

Theoden: "Oh for God's sakes!"

luthien-elvenprincess · 01-22-2005, 11:43 AM

Gandalf: "...and just lookie at this one, Theoden...just look at it. This blister is about to pop...got it hangin on tight to Shadowfax's mane...didn't want to fall off somewhere in the Rohan wilderness, ya know...be left wandering by myself out there...waiting for Shadowfax to hear my whistle...and you know, you just can't expect those companions I rode in with to cover your back all the time...they got important things to be doing too, ya know...do you think that the Rohirrim Bulla Rub will work as well on hands as it does on the ole bum-cheeks? Man, that burning stopped right away after I used it...I never knew anything could work that fast...Theoden...uh, Theoden?

The Elf-warrior · 01-22-2005, 01:23 PM

Gandalf: "Go ride out and meet them."

Theoden: (Sighs.) "Are you nuts? This is not a rabble of mindless orcs. These are fighting Uruk-Hai and they outnumber us 10 to 1."

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-22-2005, 03:57 PM

Gandalf: "Oh my Theoden, just think what I was like at college. To think I get laden with responsibility these days as well!

Theoden (mumbling): "Oh God, the college stories again..."

01-22-2005, 03:51 AM	#1
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gandalf: ...so I'm waiting there at the Caradhras stop for the next Eagle and he turns up and won't let me on. Says he can't give me change for a gold piece. Honestly, the state of the Public Eagle Service is appalling... Theoden: For Eru's sake, Gandalf, we get this every time. Just take Shadowfax and I'll have him taxed and insured for you. __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-22-2005, 10:18 AM	#3
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Monty Python! Theoden: whats he going to do? nibble our bums? Gandalf: look at the bones! it got huge pointy teeth! Eomer(in distance): your a loony Gandalf: i'm warning you! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-22-2005, 10:20 AM	#4
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	The Council of Elrond...retold in full! Gandalf: "So then I said, 'Boromir! Do you not understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!?'! But then he said, 'I'm still not sure.', so I said..." Theoden "grumblemumble* 3 hours and counting...grumble"

01-22-2005, 10:23 AM	#5
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Gandalf: "Why do they do that? Why do they go crazy over you one night, and then just don't call you back the next morning? What is that all about? ...or if you don't imagine Gandalf as a bachelor... Gandalf: "I know I sound repetitive but you just have to paint your front door again. It looks hideous!" Theoden (mumbling): "You're hideous...." __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

01-22-2005, 10:54 AM	#6
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	following up on EomerOTR's post... Gandalf: "So Theoden, what's your preference? Blonde, brunette, or redhead? You know that niece of your's isn't that bad..." Theoden: "Oh for God's sakes!"

01-22-2005, 07:59 AM	#2
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	"No, Gandalf, we're not having burritos and diet coke...I don't CARE, we're not aiming to be economical, we're remembering the dead...no you can't ring Pizza Express...I don't care if they've brought out a new 'double balrog delight low fat crust', we're having a proper meal..." ASOASF Or Theoden resigned himself to listening to Gandalf reciting his new book, '101 ways to userp a steward.'

01-22-2005, 11:43 AM	#7
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Gandalf: "...and just lookie at this one, Theoden...just look at it. This blister is about to pop...got it hangin on tight to Shadowfax's mane...didn't want to fall off somewhere in the Rohan wilderness, ya know...be left wandering by myself out there...waiting for Shadowfax to hear my whistle...and you know, you just can't expect those companions I rode in with to cover your back all the time...they got important things to be doing too, ya know...do you think that the Rohirrim Bulla Rub will work as well on hands as it does on the ole bum-cheeks? Man, that burning stopped right away after I used it...I never knew anything could work that fast...Theoden...uh, Theoden? __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

01-22-2005, 01:23 PM	#8
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gandalf: "Go ride out and meet them." Theoden: (Sighs.) "Are you nuts? This is not a rabble of mindless orcs. These are fighting Uruk-Hai and they outnumber us 10 to 1." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

01-22-2005, 03:57 PM	#9
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Gandalf: "Oh my Theoden, just think what I was like at college. To think I get laden with responsibility these days as well! Theoden (mumbling): "Oh God, the college stories again..." __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond