Do Balrogs Have Wings?

[narfforc]

I would like to say on a lighter note
The Balrog could not even float
When it fell, from on high
We all know it could not fly.

Some may laugh and some may hoot
But it didnt have a parachute
If its wings, it did but hide
Then why did it, just not glide.

Some may think it was like a cloak
But come now, that`s beyond the joke
If wings it had, what were there shape
I heard it said like Batmans cape.

I met a Balrog once before
He came a-knocking at my door
I asked him then, "Where are your wings"
Upset he said, "I never had them things"

Please forgive my little joke
Fun at you, I do not poke
A laugh at this, I could not pass
I hope you all don`t think me crass.


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