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The Only Real Estel · 02-09-2005, 05:55 PM

Aragorn: "What!? Eomer and Nil welcome in my court!!?? May it never be!"

Feanor of the Peredhil · 02-09-2005, 06:45 PM

Look guys... you just can't find opals this big any more. Feanor sure knew his stuff about big shiny jewels...

Oddwen · 02-09-2005, 06:46 PM

*snerk*, TOREstel...

Aragorn*squinting*: Dang...I need my spectacles...these things were made for Nearsighted Elves, not Farsighted Rangers!

Sophia the Thunder Mistress · 02-09-2005, 06:54 PM

Aragorn: "When I marry Arwen, will she make me bathe regularly?"

Magic 8 Ball: "Most Likely"

**The Saucepan Man** · 02-09-2005, 08:34 PM

In desperation, a down-on-his-luck Aragorn turns to grave-robbing and turns up trumps in the burial chamber of Thorin Oakenshield.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-10-2005, 05:41 AM

*You may be Sauron the Terrible, Lord of Evil, but that doesn't mean that some weirdo can't set up a private camera in your bathroom - next, on Sick Sad World!*

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-10-2005, 06:48 PM

Aragorn watched the culmination of his plot to drive Denethor mad.

Nimrodel_9 · 02-10-2005, 10:39 PM

Arry finds joy in pulling faces at his reflection.

Lalwendë · 02-11-2005, 06:13 AM

The cameraman captures the moment that he plays double-dog-dare with Aragorn, who has been challenged to see how close the hot coal can get to his face before he blinks.

The Only Real Estel · 02-11-2005, 08:16 AM

Aragorn: "I think I'll check in on Arwen and see how she's doing tonight. Oh, that's a nice dress, and...GIMLI!!??"

Gil-Galad · 02-11-2005, 08:18 AM

*Aragorn continuely stares at the Palantir*

Aragorn: i really need to get broadband...

*the one eye appears*

Aragorn: oh no!!!

Eye: i see you

Aragorn: a virus!!! oh help me macintosh, your the only one!

Eye:...

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-11-2005, 09:04 AM

Merry: "What's he doing?"

Gandalf: "He is drawing Sauron's Eye away from Frodo and the Ring."

Legolas: "A diversion!"

The Only Real Estel · 02-11-2005, 11:36 AM

Aragorn: "Palantir, Palantir, in my hand. Whose has the 'fairest' girl in the land? Celeborn or me?"

Palantir: "Faramir."

Maeggaladiel · 02-11-2005, 01:12 PM

Aragorn knew something was wrong with his sea monkeys when they started engaging in nuclear warfare.

Fingolfin II · 02-11-2005, 09:32 PM

After the premature death of his mother and father, his trials and tribulations amongst the wildnerness of Middle-Earth for over 50 years, his contribution to the defeat of Sauron and his renewing of the Kingship of Gondor, Aragorn finally gets his reward from Elrond; a king-size marble.

Lathriel · 02-11-2005, 11:49 PM

Well the disco ball (or palantir as some scholars call it) has been brougth to Minas tirith and it is time for Boromir to teach Aragorn how to be a disco King.

Do the wave for Boromir the disco King and Aragorn soon to be Disco King.

Gurthang · 02-12-2005, 11:12 AM

Aragorn: "I shall call my new sculture 'Flame in Ball'! It's so simple, so elegant, so easy to make; I'll make a fortune selling it!" (laughs an I'm-going-to-be-filthy-rich laugh)

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-12-2005, 12:21 PM

A drunk Aragorn performs an unfunny imitation of Gollum with the nearest prop.

Feanor of the Peredhil · 02-12-2005, 12:36 PM

After watching Gandalf fall in Moria, Aragorn tries valiently to fend the Balrog off with it's own reflection.

Sophia the Thunder Mistress · 02-12-2005, 02:07 PM

*Aragorn paces around Edoras searching for good reception*

"Two bars... TWO BARS?! I paid for nationwide service!"

Mithalwen · 02-12-2005, 02:25 PM

Sauron (via palantir):
"You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too much power drives a maia insane"

Aragorn:

"Goodness gracious great ball of fire "

The Elf-warrior · 02-12-2005, 02:53 PM

Gollum expounds on the health benefits of eating raw meat to Frodo and Sam.

Oddwen · 02-12-2005, 06:12 PM

Mr. Frodo! I couldn't find any rope, so I wove together some spaghetti. I'm sure it'll work as well. What? That spaghetti was for dinner? Oh dear.

Or...

Man in Black: If you're in such a hurry you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.

Sam: I could do that. I've got some rope up here. But I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.

Man in Black: That does put a damper on our relationship.

Formendacil · 02-12-2005, 08:46 PM

While Frodo dozes, Sam prepares a noose to end their Gollum problem once and for all.

Gil-Galad · 02-12-2005, 08:46 PM

Sam: m'lady, i want you to have this gift, for letting us in your land

Galadriel:...but i just gave you it, your going to need it, keep it

Sam: no its yours, here

Galadriel: look, beleive me, your really going to need it in Mordor

Sam: with all the rewriting done in the Two Towers, i'll probaly end up in Mt.Doom in...oh i don't know...a glass elevator!

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-13-2005, 08:01 AM

Sam is not so sure Water skiing is such a good idea around the falls of rauros.

Estelyn Telcontar · 02-13-2005, 09:20 AM

Sam: Now, Gollum, I've another job for you. Help me pull this taffy.

Gollum: What's taffy, precious? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?

Sam: It's sweet and sticks to your teeth.

Gollum: But we has only six! Without them, we can't bite. You try to make Sméagol starve. He can't eat hobbits' food. Poor thin Sméagol!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-13-2005, 12:23 PM

Using the old 'Magic Rope Trick' Samwise dares to upstage Gandalf at the party.

*Scene not shown: Gandalf's resulting wrath*

Esgallhugwen · 02-13-2005, 02:12 PM

Palantir pic- (for those who watch the extra bits)

Viggo: Tell me the true name of David Wenham!!
Palantir: .......Daisy.........
Viggo: *rolls onto floor with raucous laughter*
David: what's going on in here?
Palantir: .....Hello......Daisy dear....
Viggo: *begins another endless peel of laughter*

Meela · 02-13-2005, 03:34 PM

Sam didn't know what to think when, upon accepting some fine Elven rope from Galadriel, he pulled out one of her hair extensions by mistake. Gimli, of course, was quite distraught to discover that his gift was now in fact a fake, sporting a label reading "Made in Umbar. Rinse twice daily in diluted Entdraught".

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-13-2005, 08:33 PM

Sam: If I throw this lasso at Mt. Doom, we could slide the Ring from here!

TomBrady12 · 02-13-2005, 09:02 PM

Sam : THATS IT!!! A lousy piece of rope!

Galadriel : Hey, consider yourself lucky. I only gave MacGyver a gum wrapper.

Fingolfin II · 02-13-2005, 11:32 PM

Sam: I found Gandalf the Grey's old hair down by Zirakzigil.

Mithalwen · 02-14-2005, 11:41 AM

Sam realised it was going to be a lot harder to get a halter on Shadowfax than it had his beloved Bill

Maeggaladiel · 02-14-2005, 01:01 PM

Frodo begins to suspect Sam is up to something. Why did Sam ask him to change his will? Why did he keep getting that odd gleam in his eye? Why was he mumbling about Frodo's death in his sleep? Until now, Frodo had dismissed it as lembas indigestion.

Gurthang · 02-14-2005, 08:09 PM

Sam, thinking to impress Rosie, prepares to show off his strength by ripping apart 17 whole strands of spaghetti at once.

Nimrodel_9 · 02-14-2005, 09:36 PM

Look Mr. Frodo! I caught us some dinner! It's a snake! Mr. Frodo? Frodo!

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Spread the love!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-14-2005, 10:59 PM

Sam: That's it? A yard of bloody rope?

Galadriel: It's not just a rope: it's . . . uhhh . . . it's a magic coney catcher.

Sam:

Yeah. Right.

~*~

Hey, Sam! Don't you roll your eyes at my aunt!

Formendacil · 02-15-2005, 01:04 PM

Sam: "That Gollum thinks he's really something catching rabbits. That's nothing to this snake."

TomBrady12 · 02-15-2005, 02:06 PM

Sam is determined that Gollum will not lay a finger on his new Gucci purse.

TB12: Dynasty

02-09-2005, 06:45 PM	#4002
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Aragorn Look guys... you just can't find* opals this big any more. Feanor sure knew his stuff about big shiny jewels...* __________________ peace

02-09-2005, 06:46 PM	#4003
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	snerk, TOREstel... Aragornsquinting: Dang...I need my spectacles...these things were made for Nearsighted Elves, not Farsighted Rangers! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

02-09-2005, 06:54 PM	#4004
Sophia the Thunder Mistress Scent of Simbelmynë Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Aboard Highwind, bound for Traverse Town Posts: 1,780	Aragorn: "When I marry Arwen, will she make me bathe regularly?" Magic 8 Ball: "Most Likely" __________________ The seasons fall like silver swords, the years rush ever onward; and soon I sail, to leave this world, these lands where I have wander'd. O Elbereth! O Queen who dwells beyond the Western Seas, spare me yet a little time 'ere white ships come for me!

02-09-2005, 08:34 PM	#4005
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	In desperation, a down-on-his-luck Aragorn turns to grave-robbing and turns up trumps in the burial chamber of Thorin Oakenshield. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

02-10-2005, 05:41 AM	#4006
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	You may be Sauron the Terrible, Lord of Evil, but that doesn't mean that some weirdo can't set up a private camera in your bathroom - next, on Sick Sad World!** __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-09-2005, 05:55 PM	#4001
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Aragorn: "What!? Eomer and Nil welcome in my court!!?? May it never be!"

02-10-2005, 06:48 PM	#4007
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	When Rangers go Crown-crazy. Aragorn watched the culmination of his plot to drive Denethor mad. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-10-2005, 10:39 PM	#4008
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Arry finds joy in pulling faces at his reflection. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

02-11-2005, 06:13 AM	#4009
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	The cameraman captures the moment that he plays double-dog-dare with Aragorn, who has been challenged to see how close the hot coal can get to his face before he blinks. __________________ Gordon's alive!

02-11-2005, 08:16 AM	#4010
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Aragorn: "I think I'll check in on Arwen and see how she's doing tonight. Oh, that's a nice dress, and...GIMLI!!??"

02-11-2005, 08:18 AM	#4011
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Aragorn continuely stares at the Palantir Aragorn: i really need to get broadband... the one eye appears Aragorn: oh no!!! Eye: i see you Aragorn: a virus!!! oh help me macintosh, your the only one! Eye:... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-11-2005, 09:04 AM	#4012
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	In the background... Merry: "What's he doing?" Gandalf: "He is drawing Sauron's Eye away from Frodo and the Ring." Legolas: "A diversion!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-11-2005, 11:36 AM	#4013
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Disclaimer: This post does not necessarily reflect the opinion of its poster... Aragorn: "Palantir, Palantir, in my hand. Whose has the 'fairest' girl in the land? Celeborn or me?" Palantir: "Faramir." Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 02-13-2005 at 10:02 AM.

02-11-2005, 01:12 PM	#4014
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	When the goldfish bowl isn't big enough fer the two of us. Aragorn knew something was wrong with his sea monkeys when they started engaging in nuclear warfare. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

02-11-2005, 09:32 PM	#4015
Fingolfin II Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Where you want me to be Posts: 1,036	After the premature death of his mother and father, his trials and tribulations amongst the wildnerness of Middle-Earth for over 50 years, his contribution to the defeat of Sauron and his renewing of the Kingship of Gondor, Aragorn finally gets his reward from Elrond; a king-size marble. __________________ Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.

02-11-2005, 11:49 PM	#4016
Lathriel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Wandering through Middle-Earth (Sadly in Alberta and not ME) Posts: 612	Well the disco ball (or palantir as some scholars call it) has been brougth to Minas tirith and it is time for Boromir to teach Aragorn how to be a disco King. Do the wave for Boromir the disco King and Aragorn soon to be Disco King. __________________ Back again

02-12-2005, 11:12 AM	#4017
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Aragorn: "I shall call my new sculture 'Flame in Ball'! It's so simple, so elegant, so easy to make; I'll make a fortune selling it!" (laughs an I'm-going-to-be-filthy-rich laugh) __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

02-12-2005, 12:21 PM	#4018
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	A drunk Aragorn performs an unfunny imitation of Gollum with the nearest prop. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-12-2005, 12:36 PM	#4019
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	After watching Gandalf fall in Moria, Aragorn tries valiently to fend the Balrog off with it's own reflection. __________________ peace

02-12-2005, 02:07 PM	#4020
Sophia the Thunder Mistress Scent of Simbelmynë Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Aboard Highwind, bound for Traverse Town Posts: 1,780	Aragorn paces around Edoras searching for good reception "Two bars... TWO BARS?! I paid for nationwide service!" __________________ The seasons fall like silver swords, the years rush ever onward; and soon I sail, to leave this world, these lands where I have wander'd. O Elbereth! O Queen who dwells beyond the Western Seas, spare me yet a little time 'ere white ships come for me!

02-12-2005, 02:25 PM	#4021
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	Sauron (via palantir): "You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain Too much power drives a maia insane" Aragorn: "Goodness gracious great ball of fire " __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

02-12-2005, 02:53 PM	#4022
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Here's one for the Gollum picture: Gollum expounds on the health benefits of eating raw meat to Frodo and Sam. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

02-12-2005, 06:12 PM	#4023
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Methinketh it's time for a new picceth Mr. Frodo! I couldn't find any rope, so I wove together some spaghetti. I'm sure it'll work as well. What? That spaghetti was for dinner? Oh dear. Or... Man in Black: If you're in such a hurry you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do. Sam: I could do that. I've got some rope up here. But I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you. Man in Black: That does put a damper on our relationship. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

02-12-2005, 08:46 PM	#4024
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	While Frodo dozes, Sam prepares a noose to end their Gollum problem once and for all. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

02-12-2005, 08:46 PM	#4025
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Sam: m'lady, i want you to have this gift, for letting us in your land Galadriel:...but i just gave you it, your going to need it, keep it Sam: no its yours, here Galadriel: look, beleive me, your really going to need it in Mordor Sam: with all the rewriting done in the Two Towers, i'll probaly end up in Mt.Doom in...oh i don't know...a glass elevator! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-13-2005, 08:01 AM	#4026
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sam is not so sure Water skiing is such a good idea around the falls of rauros. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-13-2005, 09:20 AM	#4027
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Sam: Now, Gollum, I've another job for you. Help me pull this taffy. Gollum: What's taffy, precious? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable? Sam: It's sweet and sticks to your teeth. Gollum: But we has only six! Without them, we can't bite. You try to make Sméagol starve. He can't eat hobbits' food. Poor thin Sméagol! __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

02-13-2005, 12:23 PM	#4028
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Using the old 'Magic Rope Trick' Samwise dares to upstage Gandalf at the party. Scene not shown: Gandalf's resulting wrath __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-13-2005, 02:12 PM	#4029
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	What's in a name? Palantir pic- (for those who watch the extra bits) Viggo: Tell me the true name of David Wenham!! Palantir: .......Daisy......... Viggo: rolls onto floor with raucous laughter David: what's going on in here? Palantir: .....Hello......Daisy dear.... Viggo: begins another endless peel of laughter __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

02-13-2005, 03:34 PM	#4030
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Sam didn't know what to think when, upon accepting some fine Elven rope from Galadriel, he pulled out one of her hair extensions by mistake. Gimli, of course, was quite distraught to discover that his gift was now in fact a fake, sporting a label reading "Made in Umbar. Rinse twice daily in diluted Entdraught". __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

02-13-2005, 08:33 PM	#4031
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Samwise the . . . uh . . . wise? Sam: If I throw this lasso at Mt. Doom, we could slide the Ring from here! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-13-2005, 09:02 PM	#4032
TomBrady12 Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Red Sox Nation Posts: 69	Sam : THATS IT!!! A lousy piece of rope! Galadriel : Hey, consider yourself lucky. I only gave MacGyver a gum wrapper.

02-13-2005, 11:32 PM	#4033
Fingolfin II Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Where you want me to be Posts: 1,036	Sam: I found Gandalf the Grey's old hair down by Zirakzigil. __________________ Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.

02-14-2005, 11:41 AM	#4034
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	Sam realised it was going to be a lot harder to get a halter on Shadowfax than it had his beloved Bill __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

02-14-2005, 01:01 PM	#4035
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Frodo begins to suspect Sam is up to something. Why did Sam ask him to change his will? Why did he keep getting that odd gleam in his eye? Why was he mumbling about Frodo's death in his sleep? Until now, Frodo had dismissed it as lembas indigestion. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.