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narfforc · 02-18-2005, 07:24 AM

1. Rivercraft, Sailboats and Canoes (Drogo Baggins).

2. Swimming for Beginners (Primula Baggins).

3. Tree Conservation (Saruman of Many Colours).

4. Recipes for Fried Fish (Gollum).

5. Achieve results, through single-mindedness (Smeagol)
(That`s my book Preciousss, gollum gollum).

6. My part in the Battle of the Last Alliance (King of the Dead).

7. Taking care of your body (Witch-King of Angmar).

8. Glaucoma for Sufferers (The Eye of Sauron).

9. Halitosis for Sufferers (The Mouth of Sauron).

10. A man of substance ( A. Nazgul)

02-18-2005, 07:24 AM	#11
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	More small books. 1. Rivercraft, Sailboats and Canoes (Drogo Baggins). 2. Swimming for Beginners (Primula Baggins). 3. Tree Conservation (Saruman of Many Colours). 4. Recipes for Fried Fish (Gollum). 5. Achieve results, through single-mindedness (Smeagol) (That`s my book Preciousss, gollum gollum). 6. My part in the Battle of the Last Alliance (King of the Dead). 7. Taking care of your body (Witch-King of Angmar). 8. Glaucoma for Sufferers (The Eye of Sauron). 9. Halitosis for Sufferers (The Mouth of Sauron). 10. A man of substance ( A. Nazgul)