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Hookbill the Goomba · 02-18-2005, 07:57 AM

Famous Last Words

10. "I bet you fifty quid I can shoot myself in the face and survive." (Orc Artcher)

9. "That hole’s not so deep." (Gollum)

8. "Hahaha! Riding around in Mordor while drunk is great." (Orc)

7. "Don’t be stupid. There’s no such thing as Orcs!" (Boromir)

6. "Ooh, look - the uruk wants a kiss!" (A desperate Worm tong)

5. "This electric fire should make my bath water warmer..." (Denethor)

4. "Heh heh. They’ll never find me if I hide in this air-tight box." (Bill Furney)

3. "Ha ha! Stupid wolf!" (Thorin)

2. "Shut-up. I AM Superman. Just watch." (Movie Saruman)

1. "Wheeeeeeeeeeee!" (Some one who happened to be on the wall of Helm's deep when it exploded)

ALSO

Middle Earth Phobias

1) Gondaphobia
Fear of Gondorians

2) Hairdfeetaphobia
Fear of hobbits

3) Arachnophobia
Fear of Shelob

4) Saurophobia
Fear of eyes wreathed in flame

5) Doomaphobia
Fear of mount doom

6) Lubursaphobia
Fear of Barrad-dur

7) Spoonaphobia
Fear of Sack-vill Bagginses

8) Nechrophobia
Fear of Barrow Wights

9) Pogonophobia
Fear of Dwarves

10) Limnophobia
Fear of lakes (Most Hobbits have this)

02-18-2005, 07:57 AM	#11
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Famous Last Words 10. "I bet you fifty quid I can shoot myself in the face and survive." (Orc Artcher) 9. "That hole’s not so deep." (Gollum) 8. "Hahaha! Riding around in Mordor while drunk is great." (Orc) 7. "Don’t be stupid. There’s no such thing as Orcs!" (Boromir) 6. "Ooh, look - the uruk wants a kiss!" (A desperate Worm tong) 5. "This electric fire should make my bath water warmer..." (Denethor) 4. "Heh heh. They’ll never find me if I hide in this air-tight box." (Bill Furney) 3. "Ha ha! Stupid wolf!" (Thorin) 2. "Shut-up. I AM Superman. Just watch." (Movie Saruman) 1. "Wheeeeeeeeeeee!" (Some one who happened to be on the wall of Helm's deep when it exploded) ALSO Middle Earth Phobias 1) Gondaphobia Fear of Gondorians 2) Hairdfeetaphobia Fear of hobbits 3) Arachnophobia Fear of Shelob 4) Saurophobia Fear of eyes wreathed in flame 5) Doomaphobia Fear of mount doom 6) Lubursaphobia Fear of Barrad-dur 7) Spoonaphobia Fear of Sack-vill Bagginses 8) Nechrophobia Fear of Barrow Wights 9) Pogonophobia Fear of Dwarves 10) Limnophobia Fear of lakes (Most Hobbits have this) __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 02-18-2005 at 08:19 AM.