If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Sett · 03-09-2005, 04:15 PM

If i found 200,000 orcs outside my front door i would.

1. Get the hose and spray down those smelly things
2. Get them to buy aprons from the local store
3. Give them gardening tools and say the weeds stole there land.
4. and finally i would get them to pose as gnomes so i dont get damned Jehovas Witnessess coming to the door

Lady_Galadriel · 05-26-2005, 09:41 AM

If i found 200,000 orcs outside my front door i would.

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Originally Posted by Sett

1. Get the hose and spray down those smelly things

.. hey you took my idea!!! first i would hose down the nasty orcs and when they were nice and wet they would go mentally insane becasue they dont know how to deal with being sparkly clean!!!

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Originally Posted by Sett

4. and finally i would get them to pose as gnomes so i dont get damned Jehovas Witnessess coming to the door

oh i labsolutley love that idea!! orkish lawn gnomes!!! yay!!!!!!

Amanaduial the archer · 05-26-2005, 10:22 AM

Wonder what took them so long. Psh. You just can't get the staff these days...*mutters*

05-26-2005, 10:22 AM	#3
Amanaduial the archer Shadow of Starlight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: dancing among the ledgerlines... Posts: 2,347	If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would... Wonder what took them so long. Psh. You just can't get the staff these days...mutters __________________ I am what I was, a harmless little devil

03-09-2005, 04:15 PM	#1
Sett Pile O'Bones Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: The Baths of Hell Posts: 24	If i found 200,000 orcs outside my front door i would. 1. Get the hose and spray down those smelly things 2. Get them to buy aprons from the local store 3. Give them gardening tools and say the weeds stole there land. 4. and finally i would get them to pose as gnomes so i dont get damned Jehovas Witnessess coming to the door