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malkatoj · 03-10-2005, 06:48 PM

Aragorn : Still Not King

(edited later on)

Finally King!

Legolas : According to Elrond , 'The gayest gay elf to ever nance down the pike'.

To Blow the Horn of Gondor : Well, we always thought it summoned the Fellowship at Amon Hen...but really, guys. We're not that naive anymore.

(For the unenlightened of you, these ideas are taken from the Very Secret Diaries. If you haven't read them, go now, I have a habit of stabbing people whom I do not like.)

(Note: Just to clarify, these are the entries in the Hitchhiker's Guide about said topics. Not just weird definitions I threw out there for no reason.)

03-10-2005, 06:48 PM	#17
malkatoj Wight Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A hovel in Florin Posts: 173	Aragorn : Still Not King (edited later on) Finally King! Legolas : According to Elrond , 'The gayest gay elf to ever nance down the pike'. To Blow the Horn of Gondor : Well, we always thought it summoned the Fellowship at Amon Hen...but really, guys. We're not that naive anymore. (For the unenlightened of you, these ideas are taken from the Very Secret Diaries. If you haven't read them, go now, I have a habit of stabbing people whom I do not like.) (Note: Just to clarify, these are the entries in the Hitchhiker's Guide about said topics. Not just weird definitions I threw out there for no reason.) Last edited by malkatoj; 03-10-2005 at 06:52 PM.