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03-15-2005, 12:44 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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 The Balrog stepped onto the bridge. But just before Gandalf could speak:  Balrog: You cannot pass!  Gandalf: You cannot pa- ... ... I beg you're pardon!? Balrog: Ah Ha! The tables have turned! I am a servant of the Dark lord! Wielder of the Flame of Udun! The bright fire shall not avail you! Flame of Arnor!  Gandalf: Now you're just being silly! I don't even want to go that way! You're supposed to be coming this way! Balrog: ... ... ... erm... ...
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03-15-2005, 08:08 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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Nice turn of events! You would think that after ages of slumbering, even a balrog would be groggy... just a bit.
 ~ Frozen Ka
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03-15-2005, 02:06 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Good ones Hookbill and Naz...This is from a play I recently watched, of course with different characters.
 You know I once had real job herding sheep, before I decided to help out my uncle. I don't like sheep, they blindly follow anyone, and show no initiative. And now I'm still followed by sheep!  Eowyn, you are my world!  What did I tell you...I'm haunted by Sheep! |
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03-15-2005, 08:09 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: my TARDIS!
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Sheep! Confused balrog! ^__^
 I'm hotata.  I'm sorry, what?  I'm on this magazine cover & you're not!  WHAT?!!  There must be some mistake... *sob sniffle snort* eheheh... this is addictive..... |
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03-17-2005, 06:45 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: my TARDIS!
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 We need food.  Ah! A bird!  I'll shoot it & we'll have it for dinner!  Wait! Why are you pointing that at ME---  I'm terrible.
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03-21-2005, 12:21 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Even orcs love KFC...
 You know, ever since we've left with Saruman's order we aint had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days!  Yeeeaaahhh, why can't we have some meat? What about them...overthere  (off screen) yahh them look fresh...  They are not for eat-ing! They are for Him!  What about them legs, he don't like those. Ooooh they look tasty!  Get back scum!  Come on, just a mouthful! He won't notice.  No! (Big orc moshpit)
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03-23-2005, 04:45 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
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Don't know where this came from.
 Heh heh! Pippin is such a dork!  Ha! You said it!  Careful! He might over hear us!  Too late! Hahahahahaha!!!! Uh oh! What's he doing?!  AH! I've been hit! ehhhhh *dies*  Oh no! He's coming right at us!  Ah! Nooooooooo.....  Eeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  *jumps off cliff*  Hahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!  Pip! What did you do?!  Ah! Nevermind! No! Nooo!  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! And thus the Fellowship of the Ring gradually came to an end leaving Pippin to destroy the ring.  Ooo, butterscotch! Nevermind.
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