Things they'd NEVER say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Gurthang · 03-17-2005, 05:23 PM

Gollum: Hungry? Why wait, grab some Lembas!

Morgoth: Hey, Sauron. I'm gonna retire. You can take over.

Pippin: Smoking kills!

Gandalf: Forget the staff, I need me one of them there lightsabers!

Denethor: Whew! Here comes the King. My job's done.

(Suddenly, out of nowhere, Saruman comes out and starts juggling Palantirs?!)

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Meneltarmacil · 03-18-2005, 04:25 PM

SAURON: I'm tired of all these depressing shades of black. From now on everything will be pink and fluffy. Oh, and you can forget that ring. What do I care about a ring, anyway?

UNGOLIANT: No thanks, I'm not hungry right now.

TOM BOMBADIL: (anything coherent and intelligent about his true nature)

RANDOM ORC #678: Where's the shampoo? My hair's filthy!

FARAMIR: The ring will go to Gondor.

Gurthang · 03-18-2005, 09:20 PM

Gandalf: That was a very wise decision, Pippin.

Elrond: Well, to make a long story short...

Esgallhugwen · 03-18-2005, 09:55 PM

Galadriel: All shall be happy and spread joy and plant flowers and give hugs.

Gandalf: You mean I actually have to ride that white beast!?

Any Hobbit: What's pipeweed?

Kitanna · 03-27-2005, 05:51 PM

Frodo: The Ring is so heavy
Sam: Oh quit your b*tching (sorry if that offends anyone)

Arwen: Sorry, Aragorn, I'm really more into guys who bathe.

Gandalf: (to the Witchking) Sweet ride, dude.

Denethor: How about a jig, Master Pippin?

Butterbur: Why yes, I can name all the kings of Gondor in order.

Sauron: Keep the Ring Frodo, I've discovered the wonders of plastic.

Eowyn: Grima's not so bad.

Legolas: Do you think the Mirror of Galadriel can help me in picking a winning lottery ticket?

Saruman: Don't cut down the trees, they have feelings too.

Formendacil · 03-28-2005, 12:01 PM

Anybody: "Like, dude! That's so *Swear word* awesome"

The Elf-warrior · 03-28-2005, 07:56 PM

Tom Bombadil: "Hey dol, merry dol, I'm a stupid oaf."

Tom: "E=mc squared."

Bert: "a squared+b squared=c squared."

Williams: "Yer need Uranium 235 er Plutonium ter make a nucular bomb."

Eoywn: "Oh, Grima, you are my true love!"

Saruman: "The Elder Days are, like, gone man! The Middle days are like, you know, passing. The Younger Days are, like, beginning, man, get with the program dude."

03-17-2005, 05:23 PM	#1
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gollum: Hungry? Why wait, grab some Lembas! Morgoth: Hey, Sauron. I'm gonna retire. You can take over. Pippin: Smoking kills! Gandalf: Forget the staff, I need me one of them there lightsabers! Denethor: Whew! Here comes the King. My job's done. (Suddenly, out of nowhere, Saruman comes out and starts juggling Palantirs?!) . __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

03-18-2005, 04:25 PM	#2
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	SAURON: I'm tired of all these depressing shades of black. From now on everything will be pink and fluffy. Oh, and you can forget that ring. What do I care about a ring, anyway? UNGOLIANT: No thanks, I'm not hungry right now. TOM BOMBADIL: (anything coherent and intelligent about his true nature) RANDOM ORC #678: Where's the shampoo? My hair's filthy! FARAMIR: The ring will go to Gondor. __________________ I ♣ baby seals. Last edited by Meneltarmacil; 03-18-2005 at 04:43 PM.

03-18-2005, 09:20 PM	#3
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf: That was a very wise decision, Pippin. Elrond: Well, to make a long story short... __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

03-18-2005, 09:55 PM	#4
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Galadriel: All shall be happy and spread joy and plant flowers and give hugs. Gandalf: You mean I actually have to ride that white beast!? Any Hobbit: What's pipeweed? __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

03-27-2005, 05:51 PM	#5
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Frodo: The Ring is so heavy Sam: Oh quit your btching (sorry if that offends anyone) Arwen: Sorry, Aragorn, I'm really more into guys who bathe. Gandalf: (to the Witchking) Sweet ride, dude. Denethor: How about a jig, Master Pippin? Butterbur: Why yes, I can name all the kings of Gondor in order. Sauron: Keep the Ring Frodo, I've discovered the wonders of plastic. Eowyn: Grima's not so bad. Legolas: Do you think the Mirror of Galadriel can help me in picking a winning lottery ticket? Saruman: Don't cut down the trees, they have feelings too. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."* - Mark Twain

03-28-2005, 12:01 PM	#6
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	Anybody: "Like, dude! That's so Swear word awesome" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

03-28-2005, 07:56 PM	#7
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Tom Bombadil: "Hey dol, merry dol, I'm a stupid oaf." Tom: "E=mc squared." Bert: "a squared+b squared=c squared." Williams: "Yer need Uranium 235 er Plutonium ter make a nucular bomb." Eoywn: "Oh, Grima, you are my true love!" Saruman: "The Elder Days are, like, gone man! The Middle days are like, you know, passing. The Younger Days are, like, beginning, man, get with the program dude." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. Last edited by The Elf-warrior; 03-28-2005 at 07:59 PM. Reason: Because Uranium 234 is not fissionable.