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Old 03-18-2005, 09:20 PM   #1
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Gandalf: That was a very wise decision, Pippin.

Elrond: Well, to make a long story short...
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Old 03-18-2005, 09:55 PM   #2
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Galadriel: All shall be happy and spread joy and plant flowers and give hugs.

Gandalf: You mean I actually have to ride that white beast!?

Any Hobbit: What's pipeweed?
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Old 03-27-2005, 05:51 PM   #3
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Kitanna is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Kitanna is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
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Frodo: The Ring is so heavy
Sam: Oh quit your b*tching (sorry if that offends anyone)

Arwen: Sorry, Aragorn, I'm really more into guys who bathe.

Gandalf: (to the Witchking) Sweet ride, dude.

Denethor: How about a jig, Master Pippin?

Butterbur: Why yes, I can name all the kings of Gondor in order.

Sauron: Keep the Ring Frodo, I've discovered the wonders of plastic.

Eowyn: Grima's not so bad.

Legolas: Do you think the Mirror of Galadriel can help me in picking a winning lottery ticket?

Saruman: Don't cut down the trees, they have feelings too.
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Old 03-28-2005, 12:01 PM   #4
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Old 03-28-2005, 07:56 PM   #5
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Tom Bombadil: "Hey dol, merry dol, I'm a stupid oaf."

Tom: "E=mc squared."

Bert: "a squared+b squared=c squared."

Williams: "Yer need Uranium 235 er Plutonium ter make a nucular bomb."

Eoywn: "Oh, Grima, you are my true love!"

Saruman: "The Elder Days are, like, gone man! The Middle days are like, you know, passing. The Younger Days are, like, beginning, man, get with the program dude."
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Old 03-29-2005, 02:48 AM   #6
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So, here's my take:

Gollum: Now that you mention it, the ring isn't that precious...

Frodo: Stupid Bilbo and his stupid stories. Who ever heard of Trolls and Wargs anyway?

Sam: Hay! Nazgul! Over here! There’s a pretty ring for you!

Shelob: Hobbit? Nah, I'm more of an orc person.

Elrond: Give me that ring, I'll do it!

Ted Sandyman: Oh! The pretty flowers! Green grass! I love them so!

Gaffer Gamgee: Well, I'm stumped.

Gandalf: Well, Saurons not all bad...

Tom Bombadill: Who am I? Well I'll tell you...

Balrog: Look! I have Wings!
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Old 03-30-2005, 12:39 PM   #7
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Faramir: Oh, Daddy, I love you so much.
Denethor: I love you too--you're my favorite son, Faramir!
Boromir: And I'm totally okay with that!

Merry: I hate blonde women. Especially cross-dressing ones.

Random Barrow-Wight: Oh, sweet is the sound of the falling rain, and the stream that runs from hill to plain... =D

Pippin: You know, we should stay quiet and not cause any trouble today, Merry.
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