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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
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Gandalf: That was a very wise decision, Pippin.
Elrond: Well, to make a long story short... ![]()
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I'm on a Mission from God. |
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
Posts: 526
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Galadriel: All shall be happy and spread joy and plant flowers and give hugs.
Gandalf: You mean I actually have to ride that white beast!? Any Hobbit: What's pipeweed?
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"...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane" |
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
Posts: 2,132
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Frodo: The Ring is so heavy
Sam: Oh quit your b*tching (sorry if that offends anyone) Arwen: Sorry, Aragorn, I'm really more into guys who bathe. Gandalf: (to the Witchking) Sweet ride, dude. Denethor: How about a jig, Master Pippin? Butterbur: Why yes, I can name all the kings of Gondor in order. Sauron: Keep the Ring Frodo, I've discovered the wonders of plastic. Eowyn: Grima's not so bad. Legolas: Do you think the Mirror of Galadriel can help me in picking a winning lottery ticket? Saruman: Don't cut down the trees, they have feelings too.
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"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain |
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Dead Serious
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Anybody: "Like, dude! That's so *Swear word* awesome"
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Tom Bombadil: "Hey dol, merry dol, I'm a stupid oaf."
Tom: "E=mc squared." Bert: "a squared+b squared=c squared." Williams: "Yer need Uranium 235 er Plutonium ter make a nucular bomb." Eoywn: "Oh, Grima, you are my true love!" Saruman: "The Elder Days are, like, gone man! The Middle days are like, you know, passing. The Younger Days are, like, beginning, man, get with the program dude."
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. Last edited by The Elf-warrior; 03-28-2005 at 07:59 PM. Reason: Because Uranium 234 is not fissionable. |
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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So, here's my take:
Gollum: Now that you mention it, the ring isn't that precious... Frodo: Stupid Bilbo and his stupid stories. Who ever heard of Trolls and Wargs anyway? Sam: Hay! Nazgul! Over here! Theres a pretty ring for you! Shelob: Hobbit? Nah, I'm more of an orc person. Elrond: Give me that ring, I'll do it! Ted Sandyman: Oh! The pretty flowers! Green grass! I love them so! Gaffer Gamgee: Well, I'm stumped. Gandalf: Well, Saurons not all bad... Tom Bombadill: Who am I? Well I'll tell you... Balrog: Look! I have Wings! ![]()
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: the Shadow Gallery
Posts: 276
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Faramir: Oh, Daddy, I love you so much.
Denethor: I love you too--you're my favorite son, Faramir! Boromir: And I'm totally okay with that! Merry: I hate blonde women. Especially cross-dressing ones. Random Barrow-Wight: Oh, sweet is the sound of the falling rain, and the stream that runs from hill to plain... =D Pippin: You know, we should stay quiet and not cause any trouble today, Merry.
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The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream." |
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