Things they'd NEVER say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Gurthang · 03-18-2005, 09:20 PM

Gandalf: That was a very wise decision, Pippin.

Elrond: Well, to make a long story short...

Esgallhugwen · 03-18-2005, 09:55 PM

Galadriel: All shall be happy and spread joy and plant flowers and give hugs.

Gandalf: You mean I actually have to ride that white beast!?

Any Hobbit: What's pipeweed?

Kitanna · 03-27-2005, 05:51 PM

Frodo: The Ring is so heavy
Sam: Oh quit your b*tching (sorry if that offends anyone)

Arwen: Sorry, Aragorn, I'm really more into guys who bathe.

Gandalf: (to the Witchking) Sweet ride, dude.

Denethor: How about a jig, Master Pippin?

Butterbur: Why yes, I can name all the kings of Gondor in order.

Sauron: Keep the Ring Frodo, I've discovered the wonders of plastic.

Eowyn: Grima's not so bad.

Legolas: Do you think the Mirror of Galadriel can help me in picking a winning lottery ticket?

Saruman: Don't cut down the trees, they have feelings too.

Formendacil · 03-28-2005, 12:01 PM

Anybody: "Like, dude! That's so *Swear word* awesome"

The Elf-warrior · 03-28-2005, 07:56 PM

Tom Bombadil: "Hey dol, merry dol, I'm a stupid oaf."

Tom: "E=mc squared."

Bert: "a squared+b squared=c squared."

Williams: "Yer need Uranium 235 er Plutonium ter make a nucular bomb."

Eoywn: "Oh, Grima, you are my true love!"

Saruman: "The Elder Days are, like, gone man! The Middle days are like, you know, passing. The Younger Days are, like, beginning, man, get with the program dude."

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-29-2005, 02:48 AM

So, here's my take:

Gollum: Now that you mention it, the ring isn't that precious...

Frodo: Stupid Bilbo and his stupid stories. Who ever heard of Trolls and Wargs anyway?

Sam: Hay! Nazgul! Over here! There’s a pretty ring for you!

Shelob: Hobbit? Nah, I'm more of an orc person.

Elrond: Give me that ring, I'll do it!

Ted Sandyman: Oh! The pretty flowers! Green grass! I love them so!

Gaffer Gamgee: Well, I'm stumped.

Gandalf: Well, Saurons not all bad...

Tom Bombadill: Who am I? Well I'll tell you...

Balrog: Look! I have Wings!

Beanamir of Gondor · 03-30-2005, 12:39 PM

Faramir: Oh, Daddy, I love you so much.
Denethor: I love you too--you're my favorite son, Faramir!
Boromir: And I'm totally okay with that!

Merry: I hate blonde women. Especially cross-dressing ones.

Random Barrow-Wight: Oh, sweet is the sound of the falling rain, and the stream that runs from hill to plain... =D

Pippin: You know, we should stay quiet and not cause any trouble today, Merry.

03-18-2005, 09:20 PM	#1
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf: That was a very wise decision, Pippin. Elrond: Well, to make a long story short... __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

03-18-2005, 09:55 PM	#2
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Galadriel: All shall be happy and spread joy and plant flowers and give hugs. Gandalf: You mean I actually have to ride that white beast!? Any Hobbit: What's pipeweed? __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

03-27-2005, 05:51 PM	#3
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Frodo: The Ring is so heavy Sam: Oh quit your btching (sorry if that offends anyone) Arwen: Sorry, Aragorn, I'm really more into guys who bathe. Gandalf: (to the Witchking) Sweet ride, dude. Denethor: How about a jig, Master Pippin? Butterbur: Why yes, I can name all the kings of Gondor in order. Sauron: Keep the Ring Frodo, I've discovered the wonders of plastic. Eowyn: Grima's not so bad. Legolas: Do you think the Mirror of Galadriel can help me in picking a winning lottery ticket? Saruman: Don't cut down the trees, they have feelings too. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."* - Mark Twain

03-28-2005, 12:01 PM	#4
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	Anybody: "Like, dude! That's so Swear word awesome" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

03-28-2005, 07:56 PM	#5
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Tom Bombadil: "Hey dol, merry dol, I'm a stupid oaf." Tom: "E=mc squared." Bert: "a squared+b squared=c squared." Williams: "Yer need Uranium 235 er Plutonium ter make a nucular bomb." Eoywn: "Oh, Grima, you are my true love!" Saruman: "The Elder Days are, like, gone man! The Middle days are like, you know, passing. The Younger Days are, like, beginning, man, get with the program dude." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. Last edited by The Elf-warrior; 03-28-2005 at 07:59 PM. Reason: Because Uranium 234 is not fissionable.

03-29-2005, 02:48 AM	#6
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	So, here's my take: Gollum: Now that you mention it, the ring isn't that precious... Frodo: Stupid Bilbo and his stupid stories. Who ever heard of Trolls and Wargs anyway? Sam: Hay! Nazgul! Over here! There’s a pretty ring for you! Shelob: Hobbit? Nah, I'm more of an orc person. Elrond: Give me that ring, I'll do it! Ted Sandyman: Oh! The pretty flowers! Green grass! I love them so! Gaffer Gamgee: Well, I'm stumped. Gandalf: Well, Saurons not all bad... Tom Bombadill: Who am I? Well I'll tell you... Balrog: Look! I have Wings! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-30-2005, 12:39 PM	#7
Beanamir of Gondor Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: the Shadow Gallery Posts: 276	Faramir: Oh, Daddy, I love you so much. Denethor: I love you too--you're my favorite son, Faramir! Boromir: And I'm totally okay with that! Merry: I hate blonde women. Especially cross-dressing ones. Random Barrow-Wight: Oh, sweet is the sound of the falling rain, and the stream that runs from hill to plain... =D Pippin: You know, we should stay quiet and not cause any trouble today, Merry. __________________ The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream."