Things they'd NEVER say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Beanamir of Gondor · 03-30-2005, 12:39 PM

Faramir: Oh, Daddy, I love you so much.
Denethor: I love you too--you're my favorite son, Faramir!
Boromir: And I'm totally okay with that!

Merry: I hate blonde women. Especially cross-dressing ones.

Random Barrow-Wight: Oh, sweet is the sound of the falling rain, and the stream that runs from hill to plain... =D

Pippin: You know, we should stay quiet and not cause any trouble today, Merry.

04-04-2005, 11:44 AM

Bill Ferny: Here's my best two horses, and you get them both for absolutely nothing! oh, and have a basket of apples, on me!

thats the only one i can think of atm

xxx

malkatoj · 04-07-2005, 04:10 PM

Treebeard: No junk foods, just earthly goods, I ate weird berries in the woods, Now I see colours, I'm getting higher...I think I'll start A FOREST FIRE!
(-Dead Kennedys, Forest Fire)

Orcs: WAR! (huh) What is it good for? Absolutely nothin'!
(Some other band, some other song)

Gandalf: I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid...(etc.)
.................................................

Sam: THAT'S an elf? Ohh, I wanted the short ones with the beards...

Legolas: I'm so jealous, Boromir is so much prettier than I.
..................................................

On second thought, the movies would be WAY funnier if the people said these things.

eowyntje · 04-10-2005, 02:43 PM

Eowyn: I am no man!
Withcking: O, sorry for hurting you. Why didn't you tell me? I haven't met a girl in yeras, all these battlefields full of en. wanna go someplace else?

Arwem: *sings* I'm gonna live forever

Gandalf: Go back to the shadow! YOU… SHALL NOT... PASS....WITHOUT....BUYING......A......TICKET!!!

Gandalf: He was strong in life. His spirit will find its way to the halls of your fathers
Theoden: HELLO? do you really think I need to hear such b*ll**** now? my kid just died. When I visit my sons grave, can you just sh*t up like a normal person?

Eowyn: Where is she? The woman who gave you that jewel?
Aragorn: why would a woman give me a jewel? Can't a man wear jewelery? Shee, I thought you didn't care about this differenc ebetwene women and men stuff.

Pippin: Look! There is smoke to the south!
Treebeard: There is always smoke rising from Isengard these days.
Pippin: Cool, sounds like a greta place, lets go there to get some new weed.

Gil-Galad · 04-14-2005, 08:21 AM

Legolas: oh no i'm out of arrows!!!

Maeggaladiel · 04-14-2005, 09:41 AM

Pippin- Well, since you told me not to touch anything, I'll just sit here quietly and keep my hands to myself.

Eowyn- Grima, I want to apologise. I now realize that you are the only man for me, and I beg you to forgive me for my harsh words. Take me into your warm embrace! I love you madly, MADLY I TELL YOU!
Grima- Man, I've so totally got the hots for that Arwen chick!
Eowyn- WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME!?!

Sauron- Maybe I should try contact lenses... I'm getting a bit nearsighted in my old age. Sheesh, I can barely see past Osgilliath! *squints*

Naz · 04-16-2005, 07:17 PM

Legolas: I willingly embrace my fangirls!

Pip: I have a master's degree.

Boromir: I hate disco & squid!

Radagast: &%$# animals!

Arwen: Daddy, I'm going to Valinor!

03-30-2005, 12:39 PM	#1
Beanamir of Gondor Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: the Shadow Gallery Posts: 276	Faramir: Oh, Daddy, I love you so much. Denethor: I love you too--you're my favorite son, Faramir! Boromir: And I'm totally okay with that! Merry: I hate blonde women. Especially cross-dressing ones. Random Barrow-Wight: Oh, sweet is the sound of the falling rain, and the stream that runs from hill to plain... =D Pippin: You know, we should stay quiet and not cause any trouble today, Merry. __________________ The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream."

04-10-2005, 02:43 PM	#4
eowyntje Animated Skeleton Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: the Netherlands Posts: 47	Eowyn: I am no man! Withcking: O, sorry for hurting you. Why didn't you tell me? I haven't met a girl in yeras, all these battlefields full of en. wanna go someplace else? Arwem: sings I'm gonna live forever Gandalf: Go back to the shadow! YOU… SHALL NOT... PASS....WITHOUT....BUYING......A......TICKET!!! Gandalf: He was strong in life. His spirit will find its way to the halls of your fathers Theoden: HELLO? do you really think I need to hear such bll*** now? my kid just died. When I visit my sons grave, can you just sht up like a normal person*? Eowyn: Where is she? The woman who gave you that jewel? Aragorn: why would a woman give me a jewel? Can't a man wear jewelery? Shee, I thought you didn't care about this differenc ebetwene women and men stuff. Pippin: Look! There is smoke to the south! Treebeard: There is always smoke rising from Isengard these days. Pippin: Cool, sounds like a greta place, lets go there to get some new weed. __________________ No matter what they think or what they do, No matter what they feel Or what they see in you, You're gonna get there, Whatever they say, And nobody's going to stand, in the way

04-14-2005, 08:21 AM	#5
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	might have been done already.. Legolas: oh no i'm out of arrows!!! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-14-2005, 09:41 AM	#6
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Pippin- Well, since you told me not to touch anything, I'll just sit here quietly and keep my hands to myself. Eowyn- Grima, I want to apologise. I now realize that you are the only man for me, and I beg you to forgive me for my harsh words. Take me into your warm embrace! I love you madly, MADLY I TELL YOU! Grima- Man, I've so totally got the hots for that Arwen chick! Eowyn- WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME!?! Sauron- Maybe I should try contact lenses... I'm getting a bit nearsighted in my old age. Sheesh, I can barely see past Osgilliath! squints __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

04-04-2005, 11:44 AM	#2
LadyEowynofRohan Guest Posts: n/a	Bill Ferny: Here's my best two horses, and you get them both for absolutely nothing! oh, and have a basket of apples, on me! thats the only one i can think of atm xxx

04-07-2005, 04:10 PM	#3
malkatoj Wight Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A hovel in Florin Posts: 173	Treebeard: No junk foods, just earthly goods, I ate weird berries in the woods, Now I see colours, I'm getting higher...I think I'll start A FOREST FIRE! (-Dead Kennedys, Forest Fire) Orcs: WAR! (huh) What is it good for? Absolutely nothin'! (Some other band, some other song) Gandalf: I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid...(etc.) ................................................. Sam: THAT'S an elf? Ohh, I wanted the short ones with the beards... Legolas: I'm so jealous, Boromir is so much prettier than I. .................................................. On second thought, the movies would be WAY funnier if the people said these things.

04-16-2005, 07:17 PM	#7
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	Legolas: I willingly embrace my fangirls! Pip: I have a master's degree. Boromir: I hate disco & squid! Radagast: &%$# animals! Arwen: Daddy, I'm going to Valinor!