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malkatoj · 04-02-2005, 12:32 PM

Andre the Giant (Fezzik) as Legolas
Mandy Patinkin (Inigo Montoya) as Arwen
Chris Sarandon (Prince Humperdinck) as Sauron
Billy Crystal (Miracle Max) as Elrond
Wallace Shawn (Vizzini) as Aragorn
Cary Elwes (Westley) as Wormtongue
Robin Wright Penn (Buttercup) as Gimli

Yeah, that sounds pretty terrible. For the most effect, they have to keep the same personalities...

Shelob · 04-05-2005, 09:57 AM

I showed this thread to my brother (along with a handful of others...we're really bored) and as soon as he understood the idea he suggested this wonderful piece of inappropriatness:

"I think the best sound effect would be when the balrog comes on, y'know he steps on the bridge and there's kinda a stomping noise, well instead of that there should be a squishing noise...'ahh Gandalf!'"

Thank you brother..you made my day.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-05-2005, 10:22 AM

Squeaking noises need to be put in every time a hobbit foot lands on the ground. Because this would make the Frodo and Sam parts slightly more amusing:

Gollum: the dead mashes they are.

Sam: They do *squeak* make an *squeak* awful *squeak* smell.

Circus music for Moria. No explanation needed I think

SamwiseGamgee · 04-05-2005, 12:11 PM

How about having stupid hyena things as wargs!

No, but seriously. Good topic Hookbill. How about Hulk Hogan as Gandalf. Perhaps Joe Pasquali as the voice of Sauron?

How about Rage Against The Machine's 'Take the power back' when Frodo throws the Ring into the Crack of Doom.

There are heaps more, but they're either too surreal or rude! Haha!

Nimrodel_9 · 04-05-2005, 01:03 PM

The Uruk-hai could sing "We Will Rock You" while banging their spears and such on the ground at Helm's Deep.

At Bilbo's party, when he puts on the Ring, there should be a loud popping noise, like a bubble. (The same with Sauron when he "explodes.")

For those of you who are familiar with albinoblacksheep.com, "The Llama Song" in the Shire.

Robin Williams as Gandalf, for no reason at all.

Tuor of Gondolin · 04-05-2005, 06:04 PM

The Python who sings "The Lumberjack Song" as Aragorn
singing the song as the Three Hunters plus Arwen
(his best girlie by his side) enter Fangorn.
The chorus is, of course, Treebeard, Quickbeam, et al.

Bêthberry · 04-05-2005, 09:29 PM

A few suggestions, some better than others, but all just slightly skewed:

Frodo: Alan Bates
Sam: Oliver Reed
Rosie: Glenda Jackson
Gimli: George Wendt (Norm of Cheers)
Legolas: John Ratzenberger (Cliff of Cheers)
Elrond: Orson Wells
Aragorn: Omar Sharif
Bilbo: Tom Hanks
Gandalf: Rowan Atkinson
Merry: Sean O'Connery
Pippin: Peter O'Toole
Galadriel: Whoopi Goldberg
Arwen: Meg Ryan
Grima: Harrison Ford
Denethor: Benicio Del Toro
Faramir: Kevin Kline
Boromir: Charleton Heston
Eowyn: Kate Winslet
Tom Bombadil: Danny DeVito
with special guest appearance as Goldberry: Jamie Lee Curtis

04-02-2005, 12:32 PM	#1
malkatoj Wight Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A hovel in Florin Posts: 173	The Princess Bride meets The Lord of the Rings Andre the Giant (Fezzik) as Legolas Mandy Patinkin (Inigo Montoya) as Arwen Chris Sarandon (Prince Humperdinck) as Sauron Billy Crystal (Miracle Max) as Elrond Wallace Shawn (Vizzini) as Aragorn Cary Elwes (Westley) as Wormtongue Robin Wright Penn (Buttercup) as Gimli Yeah, that sounds pretty terrible. For the most effect, they have to keep the same personalities...

04-05-2005, 09:57 AM	#2
Shelob Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: At the abysmal Abyss Mall. Posts: 276	I showed this thread to my brother (along with a handful of others...we're really bored) and as soon as he understood the idea he suggested this wonderful piece of inappropriatness: "I think the best sound effect would be when the balrog comes on, y'know he steps on the bridge and there's kinda a stomping noise, well instead of that there should be a squishing noise...'ahh Gandalf!'" Thank you brother..you made my day. __________________ A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name ~Evan Esar. Pan for Everyone!

04-05-2005, 10:22 AM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Squeaking noises need to be put in every time a hobbit foot lands on the ground. Because this would make the Frodo and Sam parts slightly more amusing: Gollum: the dead mashes they are. Sam: They do squeak make an squeak awful squeak smell. Circus music for Moria. No explanation needed I think __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-05-2005, 12:11 PM	#4
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	How about having stupid hyena things as wargs! No, but seriously. Good topic Hookbill. How about Hulk Hogan as Gandalf. Perhaps Joe Pasquali as the voice of Sauron? How about Rage Against The Machine's 'Take the power back' when Frodo throws the Ring into the Crack of Doom. There are heaps more, but they're either too surreal or rude! Haha! __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

04-05-2005, 01:03 PM	#5
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	The Uruk-hai could sing "We Will Rock You" while banging their spears and such on the ground at Helm's Deep. At Bilbo's party, when he puts on the Ring, there should be a loud popping noise, like a bubble. (The same with Sauron when he "explodes.") For those of you who are familiar with albinoblacksheep.com, "The Llama Song" in the Shire. Robin Williams as Gandalf, for no reason at all. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

04-05-2005, 06:04 PM	#6
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	The Python who sings "The Lumberjack Song" as Aragorn singing the song as the Three Hunters plus Arwen (his best girlie by his side) enter Fangorn. The chorus is, of course, Treebeard, Quickbeam, et al. __________________ Aure Entuluva!

04-05-2005, 09:29 PM	#7
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	A strange fish called Lord of the Castaways A few suggestions, some better than others, but all just slightly skewed: Frodo: Alan Bates Sam: Oliver Reed Rosie: Glenda Jackson Gimli: George Wendt (Norm of Cheers) Legolas: John Ratzenberger (Cliff of Cheers) Elrond: Orson Wells Aragorn: Omar Sharif Bilbo: Tom Hanks Gandalf: Rowan Atkinson Merry: Sean O'Connery Pippin: Peter O'Toole Galadriel: Whoopi Goldberg Arwen: Meg Ryan Grima: Harrison Ford Denethor: Benicio Del Toro Faramir: Kevin Kline Boromir: Charleton Heston Eowyn: Kate Winslet Tom Bombadil: Danny DeVito with special guest appearance as Goldberry: Jamie Lee Curtis __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away. Last edited by Bêthberry; 04-05-2005 at 09:33 PM.