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Old 04-05-2005, 10:04 AM   #1
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Boots Unfortunate for the cow indeed...

...fortunately, though, the Eagle was not at all interested in the One Ring. It went off to munch on the cow, leaving the Ring hanging precariously over The Two Towers movie's famous Aragorn cliff.
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Old 04-05-2005, 11:34 AM   #2
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Unfortunately at that exact moment a heavy wind brought from the Caradhras by infamous spells started blowing.
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Old 04-05-2005, 11:51 AM   #3
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Fortunately the Ring was extremely heavy and the wind didn't affect it.
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Old 04-05-2005, 12:06 PM   #4
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Fortunately the Ring was extremely heavy and the wind didn't affect it.
Unfortunately the unending activity of an inauspicious earthworm dislodged it from its precarious perch and sent it hurtling towards the water below.
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Old 04-05-2005, 12:09 PM   #5
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Mithalwen is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Mithalwen is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Mithalwen is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Mithalwen is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
Unfortunately landslips do..
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Old 04-05-2005, 12:12 PM   #6
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Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
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Unfortunately the unending activity of an inauspicious earthworm dislodged it from its precarious perch and sent it hurtling towards the water below.
Fortunately, a sword fish caught it on it's nose and swam down river.
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Old 04-05-2005, 12:45 PM   #7
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Unfortunately, the swordfish died since it could only live in salt water.
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Old 04-05-2005, 12:48 PM   #8
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Fortunately (for Gollum) the ringwraiths were unhappy about their fell beasts being tranquilized and moved in for the attack on Aragorn and co. Leaving Gollum the perfect oppurtunity to jump in the lake after the ring.
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Old 04-05-2005, 12:51 PM   #9
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Unfortunately, the watcher in the water (from the gates of Moria) was in the lake.
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