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THE Ka · 04-05-2005, 01:11 PM

Fortunately, unbeknownced to most, the Watcher in the Water lives only on a strict diet of photoplankton (the kind only found in fresh water, zooloplankton live in salt water) AND deranged hobbits with mange...

Tuor of Gondolin · 04-05-2005, 05:49 PM

Unfortunately, Ulmo was passing by at that moment and sneezed (being allergic to Watchers in the Water), which sent the ring spinning thousands of feet up into the air.

Feanor of the Peredhil · 04-05-2005, 06:11 PM

Where it was Fortunately caught on the nose of a passing Boeing 747.

AbercrombieOfRohan · 04-05-2005, 06:16 PM

Unfortunately, the pilot who had just seen the first episode of Lost, sent the plane spiraling downwards onto an unknown Pacific island...

Tuor of Gondolin · 04-05-2005, 07:41 PM

Fortunately, after the plane crashed, the ring
came into the possession of one of the passengers, who
warned the survivors that he had an unexplained
presentiment that it would be dangerous to wear the
ring---that some way must be found to destroy
it (this after some considerable, ah, burping,
after ingesting a great quantity of bananas).

the phantom · 04-05-2005, 08:51 PM

Unfortunately, Mount Doom was well out of throwing range (actually, not even in the same world as the Pacific Ocean), so their resolve to destroy the Ring was utterly meaningless.

Oddwen · 04-05-2005, 08:58 PM

Fortunately, the TV network saw great potential for a new show, so "Meanwhile, While Mt. Doom Burns" was soon on the air.

04-05-2005, 01:11 PM	#1
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Fortunately, unbeknownced to most, the Watcher in the Water lives only on a strict diet of photoplankton (the kind only found in fresh water, zooloplankton live in salt water) AND deranged hobbits with mange... __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

04-05-2005, 05:49 PM	#2
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Unfortunately, Ulmo was passing by at that moment and sneezed (being allergic to Watchers in the Water), which sent the ring spinning thousands of feet up into the air. __________________ Aure Entuluva!

04-05-2005, 06:11 PM	#3
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Where it was Fortunately caught on the nose of a passing Boeing 747. __________________ peace

04-05-2005, 07:41 PM	#5
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Fortunately, after the plane crashed, the ring came into the possession of one of the passengers, who warned the survivors that he had an unexplained presentiment that it would be dangerous to wear the ring---that some way must be found to destroy it (this after some considerable, ah, burping, after ingesting a great quantity of bananas). __________________ Aure Entuluva!

04-05-2005, 08:51 PM	#6
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	Unfortunately, Mount Doom was well out of throwing range (actually, not even in the same world as the Pacific Ocean), so their resolve to destroy the Ring was utterly meaningless. __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

04-05-2005, 06:16 PM	#4
AbercrombieOfRohan Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 311	Unfortunately, the pilot who had just seen the first episode of Lost, sent the plane spiraling downwards onto an unknown Pacific island...

04-05-2005, 08:58 PM	#7
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Fortunately, the TV network saw great potential for a new show, so "Meanwhile, While Mt. Doom Burns" was soon on the air. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door