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Hookbill the Goomba · 04-19-2005, 11:32 PM

Fortunately, there was a buffet table near by and he went there instead.

Mithalwen · 04-20-2005, 03:52 AM

Unfortunately the buffet was all macrobiotic and vegan which didn't satisfy Ugluk's nutritional requirements....

Evisse the Blue · 04-20-2005, 10:22 AM

Fortunately (for Frodo), Ugluk remembered he was on a diet anyway, and he needed to stay off fats, and Frodo being just that, he decided after an inner struggle to leave him alone and went to look for something less heavy on the stomach, though casting several wistful glances back.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-20-2005, 10:30 AM

Unfortunately, an Ent, who was trying to wreck Isenguard, kicked Frodo sky high and he sailed towards the river!

arcticstorm · 04-20-2005, 11:19 AM

Fortunately, he landed in a boat that just happened to be drifting in the middle of the river

Estelyn Telcontar · 04-20-2005, 12:25 PM

Unfortunately, the boat was drifting straight toward Rauros Falls.

Encaitare · 04-20-2005, 01:17 PM

Fortunately, the boat collided with Dead Boromir's boat; Dead Boromir sat up and said, "Hey! This is my waterfall! Get your own!" and pushed Frodo's boat off towards the shore.

04-19-2005, 11:32 PM	#1
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, there was a buffet table near by and he went there instead. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-20-2005, 03:52 AM	#2
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	Unfortunately the buffet was all macrobiotic and vegan which didn't satisfy Ugluk's nutritional requirements.... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-20-2005, 10:22 AM	#3
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	Fortunately (for Frodo), Ugluk remembered he was on a diet anyway, and he needed to stay off fats, and Frodo being just that, he decided after an inner struggle to leave him alone and went to look for something less heavy on the stomach, though casting several wistful glances back. __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

04-20-2005, 10:30 AM	#4
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, an Ent, who was trying to wreck Isenguard, kicked Frodo sky high and he sailed towards the river! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-20-2005, 11:19 AM	#5
arcticstorm Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Johnson Bible College: Knoxville, TN Posts: 464	Fortunately, he landed in a boat that just happened to be drifting in the middle of the river Last edited by arcticstorm; 05-05-2005 at 08:07 PM.

04-20-2005, 12:25 PM	#6
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Unfortunately, the boat was drifting straight toward Rauros Falls. __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

04-20-2005, 01:17 PM	#7
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	Fortunately, the boat collided with Dead Boromir's boat; Dead Boromir sat up and said, "Hey! This is my waterfall! Get your own!" and pushed Frodo's boat off towards the shore.