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Bywaters · 04-26-2005, 10:01 AM

Elrond and Gandalf look on unimpressed as Gimili awakens after another drinking competiton with Legolas.

Lalwendë · 04-26-2005, 01:57 PM

Elrond and Gandalf couldn't even stand to look each other in the eye after another heated Balrog Wings argument.

Anguirel · 04-26-2005, 02:44 PM

I wonder which sides they took...

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-26-2005, 03:07 PM

Trying to get the One Ring in a peaceful fashion, Sauron attempts to bribe E & G by performing a sultry exotic dance.

Nimrodel_9 · 04-26-2005, 03:14 PM

Gandalf: Elrond, this is the last time I will attempt to help you with your problem!
Elrond: But... but...
Gandalf: No buts! Don't even ask me to help get rid of Aragorn again! Arwen can look out for herself!
Elrond: *whines* But I don't like him!
Gandalf: Shh! He might here us! *both peek around pillars* Gah! He's still there! And I don't think he's putting that ferret down any time soon!

or

Gimli shaved.

luthien-elvenprincess · 04-26-2005, 05:04 PM

Gandalf: " I really don't see how you could blame me for this..."
Elrond: "They're your friends...you are responsible in large part for why they are here!"
Gandalf: "I have never ever even hinted to Pippen that painting "Pippen was here--3018" on the garden wall would be acceptable.
Elrond: "What are you anyway...flypaper for freaks!"

Oddwen · 04-26-2005, 05:15 PM

To the annoyance of the entire Fellowship, Boromir would wake them bright and early with Reville.

Or...

"I will not go forth like a thief in the night," exclaimed Boromir setting his horn to his lips, and blowing forth an embarassing squeak.

elronds_daughter · 04-26-2005, 05:38 PM

Elrond: "Think it'll work?"
Gandalf: "It would take a miracle."

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-27-2005, 07:49 AM

Less than impressed with Arwen's new punk image.

The Only Real Estel · 04-27-2005, 08:54 AM

Elrond: "You stole Glorifindel's horse & saved Frodo instead!?"
Gandalf: "What got into? You don't have creative license, you know."

Nimrodel_9 · 04-27-2005, 08:51 PM

Gandalf: Are you sure they're still impressed with this pic?

Merry: Whoa! Gandy really wanted that cake!!!

The Only Real Estel · 04-27-2005, 09:20 PM

Gandalf/Elrond pic:

Elrond: "Figwit! How many times do I have to tell you to stop filling the elven children's heads with silly nonsense about wargs? For the last times, they're basically wolves, not a cross between hyenas, lemmings, & warthogs!!!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-27-2005, 11:45 PM

Merry: Maybe smoking a GIANT pipe was not such a good idea.

Pippin: What? Oooh! Whaa!

Bywaters · 04-28-2005, 04:34 AM

Merry and Pippin audition for the Black and White Minstrels

Lalwendë · 04-28-2005, 05:07 AM

Pippin: "I'm not going to visit Lalwende and davem any more, just look how smoky their house is."

04-26-2005, 10:01 AM	#1
Bywaters Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tengiz, Kazahstan for 6 wks, then home for 2 wks. Blimey Posts: 47	Elrond and Gandalf look on unimpressed as Gimili awakens after another drinking competiton with Legolas. __________________ ...I mean good manners don't cost nothing do they, eh? insuperably wasted

04-26-2005, 01:57 PM	#2
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Elrond and Gandalf couldn't even stand to look each other in the eye after another heated Balrog Wings argument. __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-26-2005, 02:44 PM	#3
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	I wonder which sides they took... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

04-26-2005, 03:07 PM	#4
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Trying to get the One Ring in a peaceful fashion, Sauron attempts to bribe E & G by performing a sultry exotic dance. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-26-2005, 03:14 PM	#5
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Gandalf: Elrond, this is the last time I will attempt to help you with your problem! Elrond: But... but... Gandalf: No buts! Don't even ask me to help get rid of Aragorn again! Arwen can look out for herself! Elrond: whines But I don't like him! Gandalf: Shh! He might here us! both peek around pillars Gah! He's still there! And I don't think he's putting that ferret down any time soon! or Gimli shaved. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

04-26-2005, 05:04 PM	#6
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Gandalf: " I really don't see how you could blame me for this..." Elrond: "They're your friends...you are responsible in large part for why they are here!" Gandalf: "I have never ever even hinted to Pippen that painting "Pippen was here--3018" on the garden wall would be acceptable. Elrond: "What are you anyway...flypaper for freaks!" __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

04-26-2005, 05:15 PM	#7
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	The Boromir/Horn pic... To the annoyance of the entire Fellowship, Boromir would wake them bright and early with Reville. Or... "I will not go forth like a thief in the night," exclaimed Boromir setting his horn to his lips, and blowing forth an embarassing squeak. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

04-26-2005, 05:38 PM	#8
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Elrond: "Think it'll work?" Gandalf: "It would take a miracle." __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

04-27-2005, 07:49 AM	#9
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Less than impressed with Arwen's new punk image. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-27-2005, 08:54 AM	#10
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Elrond: "You stole Glorifindel's horse & saved Frodo instead!?" Gandalf: "What got into? You don't have creative license, you know."

04-27-2005, 08:51 PM	#11
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Gandalf: Are you sure they're still impressed with this pic? Merry: Whoa! Gandy really wanted that cake!!! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

04-27-2005, 09:20 PM	#12
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gandalf/Elrond pic: Elrond: "Figwit! How many times do I have to tell you to stop filling the elven children's heads with silly nonsense about wargs? For the last times, they're basically wolves, not a cross between hyenas, lemmings, & warthogs!!!"

04-27-2005, 11:45 PM	#13
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Merry: Maybe smoking a GIANT pipe was not such a good idea. Pippin: What? Oooh! Whaa! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-28-2005, 04:34 AM	#14
Bywaters Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tengiz, Kazahstan for 6 wks, then home for 2 wks. Blimey Posts: 47	Merry and Pippin audition for the Black and White Minstrels __________________ ...I mean good manners don't cost nothing do they, eh? insuperably wasted

04-28-2005, 05:07 AM	#15
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Pippin: "I'm not going to visit Lalwende and davem any more, just look how smoky their house is." __________________ Gordon's alive!