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wilwarin538 · 05-04-2005, 01:35 PM

mug: Hello Merry.

Merry: How do you know my name???

Nimrodel_9 · 05-04-2005, 06:13 PM

AAHHHH!!!! IT'S ALIVE!!!!!

The Only Real Estel · 05-04-2005, 06:18 PM

lime?

Merry: "You put the lime in the coke, you nut, you drink them both together. You put the lime in the coke, you nut, and you'll feel better. You put the lime in the coke, you nut, you drink them both together..."

Pippin: "I'm not even going to ask."

Naz · 05-04-2005, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Only Real Estel

Merry: "You put the lime in the coke, you nut, you drink them both together. You put the lime in the coke, you nut, and you'll feel better. You put the lime in the coke, you nut, you drink them both together..."

AH!!!! That song keeps haunting me like Elvis!! *runs*

The Elf-warrior · 05-04-2005, 09:56 PM

Saruman pic: Frighnach got his dying wish, to see Saruman perform his opera version of 1984.

Saruman: "War is peace! Freedom is slavery! Ignorance is strength!"

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-05-2005, 03:44 AM

Frodo (not to mention Merry and Pippin) was surprised when, after falling to the floor of the pub, his head had turned into a mug of ale.

wilwarin538 · 05-05-2005, 06:34 AM

Pippin: Merry, staring(sp?) at it won't make it any bigger.

Gil-Galad · 05-05-2005, 07:19 AM

Denethor: aaahhh Saurons evil magic again! curse it!

Gandalf: you say that about everything, five minutes ago you just cursed the toaster!

Denethor: it had a death-wish for burning my toast

Gandalf: and what about the can opener?

Denethor: that can opener is dead too me!

Gandalf: *shakes his head walking away*

*I should so make a cartoon based on the adventures of Gandalf and Denethor!*

Edit: woops sorry, i thought estels little movie was the new caption thingy...didn't see the otehr one...and now i can't think of it, i'll post later, sorry again

Bywaters · 05-05-2005, 09:33 AM

Merry: What! Where's the flake?

Ainaserkewen · 05-05-2005, 09:39 AM

Pippin: Oh, you poor thing. You're supposed to drink the ale.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-05-2005, 12:53 PM

I asked for beer, not white rice!

Mithalwen · 05-05-2005, 01:14 PM

http://www.laurelindorenan.com/Galad...eleborn%20.jpg

New pic?

Mithalwen · 05-05-2005, 01:22 PM

Celeborn cannot hide his annoyance that Galadriel, once again has the prettier frock....

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-05-2005, 01:30 PM

Celeborn: Pregnant? Again?

OR

Celeborn: YOU saw Gandalf the grey uncloaked?

Meela · 05-05-2005, 01:33 PM

Celeborn: You can't hide the lembas in your sleeves forever, you know. The Hobbits are on to you.

Anguirel · 05-05-2005, 02:04 PM

CELEBORN: Look, Gally, at this rate I'm going to visit a marriage counsellor. Do you always have to emphasise that you're better than me? You emasculate me by governing this place yourself. You get to do all the magic and stuff while I hang about getting bored. And finally, you insist on making me wear dresses. I can't go on...

The Only Real Estel · 05-05-2005, 04:12 PM

Celeborn: "Why again do you have that giant lasso around your head?"

wilwarin538 · 05-05-2005, 05:21 PM

Celeborn: I bet I can run up the stairs backwards faster then you.

Gurthang · 05-05-2005, 05:36 PM

Commentator: "And our male and female winners in the 1628th Annual Lothlorien Longest Hair Contest..."

OR

Galadriel and Celeborn stare at the weird shoes of the strange man floating between them.

OR

She's mad because the leaves he got for the pathway(left in picture) are made of plastic. He's mad because she won't tell him why she's mad.

THE Ka · 05-05-2005, 07:24 PM

C: Pist! I have to -

G: Shutup! I'm getting ready to scare the pants off these hobbits!

...

C: And yes, you can use my mirror, but no pay-perviews! Elvenhome has already billed us enough that we might have to give up our Salons of Forevermore Elven Prettiness...

Legolas: *Stands in shock You really mean tha-

G: Shut it pretty boy! If you say anything i'm cutting all benefits for our Most Frequently Beautified Customer.

~ Relatively Elven beautified Ka

Encaitare · 05-05-2005, 09:08 PM

Galadriel: Are those my necklace and belt you're wearing?
Celeborn: (defensively) No!

Ainaserkewen · 05-05-2005, 11:06 PM

Galadriel: I have to sneeze.

Evisse the Blue · 05-06-2005, 01:53 AM

Pip and Merry pic:
Merry is hypnotized by the beer.
Beer: You're feeling very sleepy, very relaxed.
Pippin: After you're done, may I have a go too?

Galadriel and Celeborn:
Celeborn: Who's the leader around here?
Galadriel: You are, darling.
Celeborn: And who decides what happens around here?
Galadriel: You do, darling...
Celeborn: Then what are those ruffians doing here at this time of night, when I specifically asked not to be bothered during my beauty sleep?!
Galadriel: .....

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-06-2005, 07:21 AM

"By inviting 9 men to spend the night, are you insinuating something, dear?"

Encaitare · 05-06-2005, 11:25 AM

Celeborn: I'm going to smack that dwarf.

Lalwendë · 05-06-2005, 03:08 PM

Celeborn: "Where's she hidden that remote? Match of the Day will be on in two minutes"

Galadriel: "I'm glad I bought this frock. I can hide his damn remote up the sleeves and watch the Coronation Street Omnibus in peace."

The Only Real Estel · 05-06-2005, 03:31 PM

Galadriel: "Gandalf fell in Moria? Inconceivable!"

Celeborn: "You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."

Oddwen · 05-06-2005, 04:11 PM

Celeborn: Gandalf is not here.
Galadriel: He fell.
Aragorn: Gandalf fell into the abyss. He stood upon the bridge, distracting a Balrog of Morgoth so that we might escape...
Celeborn: A diversion!

Ehhrr...very strange.

wilwarin538 · 05-06-2005, 04:23 PM

Celeborn: We need a new pic.

Sam and Frodo are shocked at the sight of an uncloaked Gandalf!

Oddwen · 05-06-2005, 04:27 PM

Frodo: Gandalf the Grey uncloaked? Inconcievable!

Gil-Galad · 05-06-2005, 04:29 PM

Sam: we should really stop joking about Gandalf being uncloaked Mr.Frodo, one of these days hes probaly gonna do it!

wilwarin538 · 05-06-2005, 04:32 PM

Sam: No Mister Frodo its blue.

Frodo: What are you talking about, learn your colours Sam. That flower is definetly purple.

Gurthang · 05-06-2005, 05:04 PM

Unknown to him, a strange green hand is slowly reaching for Frodo.

OR

Frodo and Sam like to watch ants.

luthien-elvenprincess · 05-06-2005, 06:18 PM

Frodo: "Would ya look at the size of that oliphaunt dung!"
Sam: "Man, could I put that dukie to some good use in my garden!"

SamwiseGamgee · 05-06-2005, 06:50 PM

The hill overlooking the womens' changing room at Minas Tirith swimming pool was a favourite haunt of Sam and Frodo's.

Nimrodel_9 · 05-06-2005, 06:57 PM

G&C pic:
Celeborne: Ah... Did you just step in that?

Fro and Sam pic:

Frodo: Good grief! What has Pip done this time?!
Sam: What? That's the 4th time this week! *sigh* Shall I fetch the shovel?
Frodo: Yes. You might want to grab some peanut butter and a hair drier, too.

Morsul the Dark · 05-07-2005, 12:13 AM

"i swear mr frodo! i have proof legolas isnt a pretty "boy"!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-07-2005, 02:24 AM

Sam: I cannot believe this Mr. Frodo! ELVES!

Frodo: You don’t keep saying that every time we something new... Those are Orcs... wait... RUN!

Meela · 05-07-2005, 06:07 AM

A sneak preview from the Middle-earth blockbuster 'Honey, I Shrunk The Fellowship".

The Only Real Estel · 05-07-2005, 09:46 AM

Sam and Frodo were frequent spectators at the annual Hobbit Lass Dance Festival.

05-04-2005, 01:35 PM	#5041
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	mug: Hello Merry. Merry: How do you know my name??? __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-04-2005, 06:13 PM	#5042
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	AAHHHH!!!! IT'S ALIVE!!!!! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

05-04-2005, 09:56 PM	#5045
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman pic: Frighnach got his dying wish, to see Saruman perform his opera version of 1984. Saruman: "War is peace! Freedom is slavery! Ignorance is strength!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-05-2005, 03:44 AM	#5046
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Frodo (not to mention Merry and Pippin) was surprised when, after falling to the floor of the pub, his head had turned into a mug of ale. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond Last edited by Eomer of the Rohirrim; 05-05-2005 at 03:47 AM.

05-05-2005, 06:34 AM	#5047
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Pippin: Merry, staring(sp?) at it won't make it any bigger. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-04-2005, 06:18 PM	#5043
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	lime? Merry: "You put the lime in the coke, you nut, you drink them both together. You put the lime in the coke, you nut, and you'll feel better. You put the lime in the coke, you nut, you drink them both together..." Pippin: "I'm not even going to ask."

05-05-2005, 07:19 AM	#5048
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Denethor: aaahhh Saurons evil magic again! curse it! Gandalf: you say that about everything, five minutes ago you just cursed the toaster! Denethor: it had a death-wish for burning my toast Gandalf: and what about the can opener? Denethor: that can opener is dead too me! Gandalf: shakes his head walking away I should so make a cartoon based on the adventures of Gandalf and Denethor! Edit: woops sorry, i thought estels little movie was the new caption thingy...didn't see the otehr one...and now i can't think of it, i'll post later, sorry again __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-05-2005, 09:33 AM	#5049
Bywaters Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tengiz, Kazahstan for 6 wks, then home for 2 wks. Blimey Posts: 47	Merry: What! Where's the flake? __________________ ...I mean good manners don't cost nothing do they, eh? insuperably wasted

05-05-2005, 09:39 AM	#5050
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Pippin: Oh, you poor thing. You're supposed to drink the ale. __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

05-05-2005, 12:53 PM	#5051
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	I asked for beer, not white rice! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

05-05-2005, 01:14 PM	#5052
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	http://www.laurelindorenan.com/Galad...eleborn%20.jpg New pic? __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

05-05-2005, 01:22 PM	#5053
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	First up best dressed? Celeborn cannot hide his annoyance that Galadriel, once again has the prettier frock.... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

05-05-2005, 01:30 PM	#5054
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Celeborn: Pregnant? Again? OR Celeborn: YOU saw Gandalf the grey uncloaked? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-05-2005, 01:33 PM	#5055
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Celeborn: You can't hide the lembas in your sleeves forever, you know. The Hobbits are on to you. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-05-2005, 02:04 PM	#5056
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Marital Trouble CELEBORN: Look, Gally, at this rate I'm going to visit a marriage counsellor. Do you always have to emphasise that you're better than me? You emasculate me by governing this place yourself. You get to do all the magic and stuff while I hang about getting bored. And finally, you insist on making me wear dresses. I can't go on... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

05-05-2005, 04:12 PM	#5057
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Celeborn: "Why again do you have that giant lasso around your head?"

05-05-2005, 05:21 PM	#5058
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Celeborn: I bet I can run up the stairs backwards faster then you. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-05-2005, 05:36 PM	#5059
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Commentator: "And our male and female winners in the 1628th Annual Lothlorien Longest Hair Contest..." OR Galadriel and Celeborn stare at the weird shoes of the strange man floating between them. OR She's mad because the leaves he got for the pathway(left in picture) are made of plastic. He's mad because she won't tell him why she's mad. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

05-05-2005, 07:24 PM	#5060
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	C: Pist! I have to - G: Shutup! I'm getting ready to scare the pants off these hobbits! ... C: And yes, you can use my mirror, but no pay-perviews! Elvenhome has already billed us enough that we might have to give up our Salons of Forevermore Elven Prettiness... Legolas: *Stands in shock You really mean tha- G: Shut it pretty boy! If you say anything i'm cutting all benefits for our Most Frequently Beautified Customer. ~ Relatively Elven beautified Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? Last edited by THE Ka; 05-06-2005 at 12:05 PM. Reason: Editing!

05-05-2005, 09:08 PM	#5061
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	Galadriel: Are those my necklace and belt you're wearing? Celeborn: (defensively) No!

05-05-2005, 11:06 PM	#5062
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Galadriel: I have to sneeze. __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

05-06-2005, 01:53 AM	#5063
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	Pip and Merry pic: Merry is hypnotized by the beer. Beer: You're feeling very sleepy, very relaxed. Pippin: After you're done, may I have a go too? Galadriel and Celeborn: Celeborn: Who's the leader around here? Galadriel: You are, darling. Celeborn: And who decides what happens around here? Galadriel: You do, darling... Celeborn: Then what are those ruffians doing here at this time of night, when I specifically asked not to be bothered during my beauty sleep?! Galadriel: ..... __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

05-06-2005, 07:21 AM	#5064
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	"By inviting 9 men to spend the night, are you insinuating something, dear?" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

05-06-2005, 11:25 AM	#5065
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	Celeborn: I'm going to smack that dwarf.

05-06-2005, 03:08 PM	#5066
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Celeborn: "Where's she hidden that remote? Match of the Day will be on in two minutes" Galadriel: "I'm glad I bought this frock. I can hide his damn remote up the sleeves and watch the Coronation Street Omnibus in peace." __________________ Gordon's alive!

05-06-2005, 03:31 PM	#5067
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Galadriel: "Gandalf fell in Moria? Inconceivable!" Celeborn: "You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."

05-06-2005, 04:11 PM	#5068
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,126	Obvious elves... Celeborn: Gandalf is not here. Galadriel: He fell. Aragorn: Gandalf fell into the abyss. He stood upon the bridge, distracting a Balrog of Morgoth so that we might escape... Celeborn: A diversion! Ehhrr...very strange. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 05-06-2005 at 04:25 PM. Reason: Isn't it obvious?

05-06-2005, 04:23 PM	#5069
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Celeborn: We need a new pic. Sam and Frodo are shocked at the sight of an uncloaked Gandalf! __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-06-2005, 04:27 PM	#5070
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,126	Hello again! Frodo: Gandalf the Grey uncloaked? Inconcievable! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

05-06-2005, 04:29 PM	#5071
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Sam: we should really stop joking about Gandalf being uncloaked Mr.Frodo, one of these days hes probaly gonna do it! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-06-2005, 04:32 PM	#5072
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Sam: No Mister Frodo its blue. Frodo: What are you talking about, learn your colours Sam. That flower is definetly purple. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-06-2005, 05:04 PM	#5073
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Unknown to him, a strange green hand is slowly reaching for Frodo. OR Frodo and Sam like to watch ants. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

05-06-2005, 06:18 PM	#5074
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Frodo: "Would ya look at the size of that oliphaunt dung!" Sam: "Man, could I put that dukie to some good use in my garden!" __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

05-06-2005, 06:50 PM	#5075
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	The hill overlooking the womens' changing room at Minas Tirith swimming pool was a favourite haunt of Sam and Frodo's. __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

05-06-2005, 06:57 PM	#5076
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	G&C pic: Celeborne: Ah... Did you just step in that? Fro and Sam pic: Frodo: Good grief! What has Pip done this time?! Sam: What? That's the 4th time this week! sigh Shall I fetch the shovel? Frodo: Yes. You might want to grab some peanut butter and a hair drier, too. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.