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Hookbill the Goomba · 05-15-2005, 12:25 PM

The Shire:
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The Shire, Mostly Harmless, but with some uniquely interesting places to visit!

Advice for visiting elves,
Get a job as a cart driver. It doesn’t matter if you don't know how the contraption works or if you have large pointy ears sticking out of the side of you're head. Indeed, this is the best way to stay inconspicuous.

How to have a Good time in Hobbiton,
Forget it.

05-15-2005, 12:25 PM	#20
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Shire: Please wait; this entry is being updated over the sub-eather net. … The Shire, Mostly Harmless, but with some uniquely interesting places to visit! Advice for visiting elves, Get a job as a cart driver. It doesn’t matter if you don't know how the contraption works or if you have large pointy ears sticking out of the side of you're head. Indeed, this is the best way to stay inconspicuous. How to have a Good time in Hobbiton, Forget it. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...