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Anguirel · 05-17-2005, 01:53 PM

...for Theoden King in the All-Rohan pensioners marathon, despite a strong challenge from Gandalf, who in Valinor was called Adidas.

Meela · 05-17-2005, 02:01 PM

Theoden: Oooh, a penny!

Or

When the ice-cream van visits, neither demonic possession or crippling age can stop Theoden. But those steps might.

Theoden: *wheeze* Third step... *splutter* Fourth... *wheeeeze, cough* Must rest... been sat down... too many years...

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-17-2005, 02:47 PM

Gandalf: Watch out! Banana skin!

The Only Real Estel · 05-17-2005, 03:00 PM

Theoden takes a slide down the Bumpety Slide of Terror at Edoras Theme Park.

Gil-Galad · 05-17-2005, 04:04 PM

Legolas: while Theoden runs away from Gandy being uncloaked, i'll make my move on Eyown..."My love for you is like my quiver of arrows, never-ending"

(legendary frog can be related to everything)

Holbytlass · 05-17-2005, 08:15 PM

Theoden Skywalker, with cut off right hand, runs frantically away. With Gandalf screaming, 'Hoo's ya daddy?!!'

Lalwendë · 05-18-2005, 09:17 AM

Theoden sulkily stomps off after being turned away from the Meduseld Shopping Centre for wearing a hoodie.

davem · 05-18-2005, 09:26 AM

Soldier beside Hama: 'Somebody grab him! He's just nicked my wallet!'
Theoden: 'Run, run as fast as you can! You can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man!'
Hama:'He's still not right, you know. Magic's all very well, but I still say we should have used ECT.'
Legolas:'I don't see how elvish curling tongs would have helped, even if I was prepared to lend them to you.
Gimli: 'Bloody nancy boy!'
Eowyn: 'Of course, my hair is naturally curly!'
Legolas: 'Bitch!'

Ainaserkewen · 05-18-2005, 11:30 AM

Legolas: *pushes Eowen**catches her* Saved your life! *does it again* Saved you life again! *and again* Hah! Saved you life again!

Eowen: Ah! Stop it!

Lalwendë · 05-18-2005, 12:26 PM

Theoden: "Quick! Help! My best underpants have blown off the washing line and are winging their way to Mordor!"

Mithalwen · 05-18-2005, 12:39 PM

Theoden set off to find the person who stole his shoes....

The Only Real Estel · 05-18-2005, 03:10 PM

Theoden decides he'd best as much distance between himself and Gandalf as he can before his secret agent (to G.'s right) runs Gandy through. "Hehe, choose my best horse will you!?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-18-2005, 03:27 PM

Gandalf: AND STAY OUT!

Theoden: Kick me out of the band; I'll make them all pay.

Nimrodel_9 · 05-18-2005, 04:33 PM

Theoden was quickly kicked out of the dance when he did his "Gandalf-the-Grey-Uncloaked" disco move.

THE Ka · 05-18-2005, 07:08 PM

Gandalf to Theoden: Okay! Now, watch your step, the first one is the hardest, but it will become eaiser with each step! Take your time we'll all be waiting for you right here!"

Theoden decending: *Creeeek. Creeeeek... Ow...

... Two hours later:

Eowyn: So... Anyone up to a cup of coffee?

Everyone at the top: YES!

Theoden eventually makes it to the bottom, only to discover that he had left his proper shoes inside.

Theoden: Looks at feet, "What the? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

... And finishes off with a classic Stop-dance of Rohan...

~ Presently humourious ka

Lalwendë · 05-19-2005, 08:11 AM

Theoden, inspired by his new leg-warmers, decides to recreate a scene from Kids From Fame on the steps at Meduseld. His impromptu song and dance routine is somewhat spoiled by the fact that he has inadvertently tucked the back of his robe into his pants.

TomBrady12 · 05-19-2005, 08:33 AM

*Gotta go gotta go gotta go right now, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go*

Where will you be when overactive bladder strikes?

*And I don't have to go right now*

TB12

Ainaserkewen · 05-19-2005, 10:18 AM

Gandalf: Where are you going Saruman...I mean Theoden?

Theoden: To find a new picture...ah! Here's one.

Serkis: Oh God, was Sean laughing at me or with me?!

Formendacil · 05-19-2005, 10:28 AM

Space aliens are never a good sign- especially in middle-earth!

Nimrodel_9 · 05-19-2005, 10:38 AM

Man, I hope the guys don't see me in this!

Meela · 05-19-2005, 11:22 AM

The Mirkwood fashion guinea-pig makes his escape.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-19-2005, 11:29 AM

TO be a successful bank robber, it is always wise to get a mask that is made for you're eye size, not a giant bug's.

Holbytlass · 05-19-2005, 11:37 AM

Condom-Man sneaks up on the unsuspecting villian.....

TomBrady12 · 05-19-2005, 11:46 AM

Serkis was willing to go to any lengths for that last piece of pizza.

TB12

The Only Real Estel · 05-19-2005, 12:17 PM

Frodo: "No, Gollum, I don't think that is what the Emperor's clone troops will look like in Episode Three."

**The Saucepan Man** · 05-19-2005, 12:40 PM

The initial stages of Smeagol's transformation into Gollum were frankly rather embarrassing and largely accounted for the development of his preference for skulking in dark places.

Lalwendë · 05-19-2005, 12:59 PM

Jamie Theakston takes cover in Hyde Park as he realises another party "went a bit far".

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-19-2005, 01:37 PM

After toxic sludge flows through the streets, one man was left saying; "How was I supposed to know this would happen?"

Encaitare · 05-19-2005, 02:00 PM

Andy Serkis: You've insulted my outfit one too many times, Tree! Prepare to be pushed over! Nnnnnnuuuuugggghhh!!!!!!

The Only Real Estel · 05-19-2005, 02:51 PM

(Offscreen comments)
Sam: “You just made a conscious choice not to put the Ring on! That’s wonderful!”

Frodo: “My sword, your loyalty, and his gimp suit against Sauron and all the armies of Mordor, and you expect a little conscious choice to make me happy? Hmmm?"

Maeggaladiel · 05-19-2005, 04:03 PM

SuperSmeagolMan patrols his forest, looking for EEEEEEEEVIL to vanquish.

Gil-Galad · 05-19-2005, 04:10 PM

Andy: Serkissss must find the one film....that fat director has itss!! must get the one film!!! stupid fat director...

Bywaters · 05-20-2005, 04:06 AM

Andy: I'm a trained actor reduced to the state of a Gollum!!!

Gil-Galad · 05-20-2005, 06:52 AM

Andy: be the Gollum...i am the Gollum...be the Smeagol...I am the Smeagol...

Lalwendë · 05-20-2005, 09:50 AM

The morning after yet another rowdy Middle Earth stag party.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-20-2005, 10:24 AM

Andy: Ah! A new picture!

Sam: I knew I shouldn't have taken gambling advice from Theoden! I mean, "No legs the horse" How stupid can I get?

mormegil · 05-20-2005, 10:56 AM

Sean Austin to himself: Why did PJ add this part it just makes no sense.

Or

To himself: My dog is dead!

Who can name that movie?

zifnab · 05-20-2005, 11:29 AM

The morning after Sam was 86'd from the Prancing Pony.

Oddwen · 05-20-2005, 11:30 AM

Poor Sam...he's just seen Gandalf the Grey uncloaked!

Anguirel · 05-20-2005, 11:31 AM

SAM: Eight, nine, ten...coming, Shelob, ready or not!

05-17-2005, 01:53 PM	#5201
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Victory... ...for Theoden King in the All-Rohan pensioners marathon, despite a strong challenge from Gandalf, who in Valinor was called Adidas. __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

05-17-2005, 02:01 PM	#5202
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Theoden: Oooh, a penny! Or When the ice-cream van visits, neither demonic possession or crippling age can stop Theoden. But those steps might. Theoden: wheeze Third step... splutter Fourth... wheeeeze, cough Must rest... been sat down... too many years... __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. Last edited by Meela; 05-17-2005 at 02:08 PM.

05-17-2005, 02:47 PM	#5203
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: Watch out! Banana skin! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-17-2005, 04:04 PM	#5205
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Legolas: while Theoden runs away from Gandy being uncloaked, i'll make my move on Eyown..."My love for you is like my quiver of arrows, never-ending" (legendary frog can be related to everything) __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-17-2005, 08:15 PM	#5206
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	LOTR meets Star Wars meets modern day Theoden Skywalker, with cut off right hand, runs frantically away. With Gandalf screaming, 'Hoo's ya daddy?!!' __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

05-17-2005, 03:00 PM	#5204
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Theoden takes a slide down the Bumpety Slide of Terror at Edoras Theme Park.

05-18-2005, 09:17 AM	#5207
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Theoden sulkily stomps off after being turned away from the Meduseld Shopping Centre for wearing a hoodie. __________________ Gordon's alive!

05-18-2005, 09:26 AM	#5208
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Soldier beside Hama: 'Somebody grab him! He's just nicked my wallet!' Theoden: 'Run, run as fast as you can! You can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man!' Hama:'He's still not right, you know. Magic's all very well, but I still say we should have used ECT.' Legolas:'I don't see how elvish curling tongs would have helped, even if I was prepared to lend them to you. Gimli: 'Bloody nancy boy!' Eowyn: 'Of course, my hair is naturally curly!' Legolas: 'Bitch!' __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects." Last edited by davem; 05-18-2005 at 09:32 AM.

05-18-2005, 11:30 AM	#5209
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Legolas: pushes Eowencatches her Saved your life! does it again Saved you life again! and again Hah! Saved you life again! Eowen: Ah! Stop it! __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

05-18-2005, 12:26 PM	#5210
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Theoden: "Quick! Help! My best underpants have blown off the washing line and are winging their way to Mordor!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

05-18-2005, 12:39 PM	#5211
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	Theoden set off to find the person who stole his shoes.... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

05-18-2005, 03:10 PM	#5212
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Theoden decides he'd best as much distance between himself and Gandalf as he can before his secret agent (to G.'s right) runs Gandy through. "Hehe, choose my best horse will you!?"

05-18-2005, 03:27 PM	#5213
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: AND STAY OUT! Theoden: Kick me out of the band; I'll make them all pay. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-18-2005, 04:33 PM	#5214
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Theoden was quickly kicked out of the dance when he did his "Gandalf-the-Grey-Uncloaked" disco move. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

05-18-2005, 07:08 PM	#5215
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Gandalf to Theoden: Okay! Now, watch your step, the first one is the hardest, but it will become eaiser with each step! Take your time we'll all be waiting for you right here!" Theoden decending: *Creeeek. Creeeeek... Ow... ... Two hours later: Eowyn: So... Anyone up to a cup of coffee? Everyone at the top: YES! Theoden eventually makes it to the bottom, only to discover that he had left his proper shoes inside. Theoden: Looks at feet, "What the? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" ... And finishes off with a classic Stop-dance of Rohan... ~ Presently humourious ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

05-19-2005, 08:11 AM	#5216
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Theoden, inspired by his new leg-warmers, decides to recreate a scene from Kids From Fame on the steps at Meduseld. His impromptu song and dance routine is somewhat spoiled by the fact that he has inadvertently tucked the back of his robe into his pants. __________________ Gordon's alive!

05-19-2005, 08:33 AM	#5217
TomBrady12 Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Red Sox Nation Posts: 69	Gotta go gotta go gotta go right now, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go Where will you be when overactive bladder strikes? And I don't have to go right now TB12

05-19-2005, 10:18 AM	#5218
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Gandalf: Where are you going Saruman...I mean Theoden? Theoden: To find a new picture...ah! Here's one. Serkis: Oh God, was Sean laughing at me or with me?! __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

05-19-2005, 10:28 AM	#5219
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,311	Space aliens are never a good sign- especially in middle-earth! __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

05-19-2005, 10:38 AM	#5220
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Man, I hope the guys don't see me in this! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

05-19-2005, 11:22 AM	#5221
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	The Mirkwood fashion guinea-pig makes his escape. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-19-2005, 11:29 AM	#5222
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	TO be a successful bank robber, it is always wise to get a mask that is made for you're eye size, not a giant bug's. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-19-2005, 11:37 AM	#5223
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Condom-Man sneaks up on the unsuspecting villian..... __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

05-19-2005, 11:46 AM	#5224
TomBrady12 Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Red Sox Nation Posts: 69	Serkis was willing to go to any lengths for that last piece of pizza. TB12

05-19-2005, 12:17 PM	#5225
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Frodo: "No, Gollum, I don't think that is what the Emperor's clone troops will look like in Episode Three."

05-19-2005, 12:40 PM	#5226
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	The initial stages of Smeagol's transformation into Gollum were frankly rather embarrassing and largely accounted for the development of his preference for skulking in dark places. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

05-19-2005, 12:59 PM	#5227
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Jamie Theakston takes cover in Hyde Park as he realises another party "went a bit far". __________________ Gordon's alive!

05-19-2005, 01:37 PM	#5228
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	After toxic sludge flows through the streets, one man was left saying; "How was I supposed to know this would happen?" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-19-2005, 02:00 PM	#5229
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	Andy Serkis: You've insulted my outfit one too many times, Tree! Prepare to be pushed over! Nnnnnnuuuuugggghhh!!!!!!

05-19-2005, 02:51 PM	#5230
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	(Offscreen comments) Sam: “You just made a conscious choice not to put the Ring on! That’s wonderful!” Frodo: “My sword, your loyalty, and his gimp suit against Sauron and all the armies of Mordor, and you expect a little conscious choice to make me happy? Hmmm?"

05-19-2005, 04:03 PM	#5231
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	SuperSmeagolMan patrols his forest, looking for EEEEEEEEVIL to vanquish. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

05-19-2005, 04:10 PM	#5232
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Andy: Serkissss must find the one film....that fat director has itss!! must get the one film!!! stupid fat director... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-20-2005, 04:06 AM	#5233
Bywaters Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tengiz, Kazahstan for 6 wks, then home for 2 wks. Blimey Posts: 47	Andy: I'm a trained actor reduced to the state of a Gollum!!! __________________ ...I mean good manners don't cost nothing do they, eh? insuperably wasted Last edited by Bywaters; 05-20-2005 at 04:19 AM.

05-20-2005, 06:52 AM	#5234
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Andy: be the Gollum...i am the Gollum...be the Smeagol...I am the Smeagol... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-20-2005, 09:50 AM	#5235
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	The morning after yet another rowdy Middle Earth stag party. __________________ Gordon's alive!