If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would....

[Lady_Galadriel]

If i found 200,000 orcs outside my front door i would.

Originally Posted by Sett

1. Get the hose and spray down those smelly things

.. hey you took my idea!!! first i would hose down the nasty orcs and when they were nice and wet they would go mentally insane becasue they dont know how to deal with being sparkly clean!!!

Originally Posted by Sett

4. and finally i would get them to pose as gnomes so i dont get damned Jehovas Witnessess coming to the door

oh i labsolutley love that idea!! orkish lawn gnomes!!! yay!!!!!!