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The Elf-warrior · 05-31-2005, 04:20 PM

Unfortunately M@P and Sam were killed in a volcanic eruption.

Larien Telemnar · 05-31-2005, 08:27 PM

Fortunately, the Valar took pity on the four heros and brought them back to life, sending them to Rivendell.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-01-2005, 03:43 AM

Unfortunately, the Valar had no concept of time, and by the time they sent the four heroes back to Rivendel, it was now a combined casino and brothel.

Anguirel · 06-01-2005, 03:55 AM

Fortunately there was a bookshop nearby, and Pippin picked up a copy of Lord of the Rings, where the hobbits learnt, to their surprise, that they had saved the world via a completely different, and rather more sensible, course of events than the ones they had actually experienced...

Gil-Galad · 06-01-2005, 07:06 AM

Unfortunately it was Lord of the Rings on tape read out by Woody Allen

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-01-2005, 07:48 AM

Fortunately, this did not mean anything to the Hobbits.

Larien Telemnar · 06-01-2005, 01:33 PM

Unfortunately while they were listening to the story they got run over by a bus, which for some reason had careened out of control into the casino which was once Rivendell.

05-31-2005, 04:20 PM	#1
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately M@P and Sam were killed in a volcanic eruption. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-31-2005, 08:27 PM	#2
Larien Telemnar Wight Join Date: May 2005 Location: Frogmorton, The Shire, Middle-Earth Posts: 110	Fortunately, the Valar took pity on the four heros and brought them back to life, sending them to Rivendell. __________________ Oh look! It's a Blog!! What's it do? Pushes button Hammer zings out SPLAT! Flat Hobbit Oh! So that's what it does! Moan

06-01-2005, 03:43 AM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the Valar had no concept of time, and by the time they sent the four heroes back to Rivendel, it was now a combined casino and brothel. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-01-2005, 03:55 AM	#4
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Fortunately there was a bookshop nearby, and Pippin picked up a copy of Lord of the Rings, where the hobbits learnt, to their surprise, that they had saved the world via a completely different, and rather more sensible, course of events than the ones they had actually experienced... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

06-01-2005, 07:06 AM	#5
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately it was Lord of the Rings on tape read out by Woody Allen __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-01-2005, 07:48 AM	#6
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, this did not mean anything to the Hobbits. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-01-2005, 01:33 PM	#7
Larien Telemnar Wight Join Date: May 2005 Location: Frogmorton, The Shire, Middle-Earth Posts: 110	Unfortunately while they were listening to the story they got run over by a bus, which for some reason had careened out of control into the casino which was once Rivendell. __________________ Oh look! It's a Blog!! What's it do? Pushes button Hammer zings out SPLAT! Flat Hobbit Oh! So that's what it does! Moan