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Fortunately Sam and Frodo got to Sammath Naur.
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Unfortunately Frodo was so overcome by deja vu, he swooned into a persistent vegetative state.
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Fortunately, Sam was still awake and tossed the Ring into the Crack of Doom.
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Unfortunately, they had come to the wrong volcano.
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#405 |
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Fortunately the Ring sank into superhot lava and the Ring was destroyed anyway.
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Unfortunately, Frodo was wearing the ring at the time.
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#407 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately Sam pulled Frodo out.
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Unfortunately what remained of Frodo could have been carried by a three-legged ant.
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Fortunately, Merry and Pippin came by to cheer Sam up with victuals from Saruman's store-house and 'Old Tobey".
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#410 |
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Unfortunately M@P and Sam were killed in a volcanic eruption.
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Unfortunately, the Valar had no concept of time, and by the time they sent the four heroes back to Rivendel, it was now a combined casino and brothel.
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Fortunately there was a bookshop nearby, and Pippin picked up a copy of Lord of the Rings, where the hobbits learnt, to their surprise, that they had saved the world via a completely different, and rather more sensible, course of events than the ones they had actually experienced...
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Unfortunately it was Lord of the Rings on tape read out by Woody Allen
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Fortunately, this did not mean anything to the Hobbits.
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Unfortunately while they were listening to the story they got run over by a bus, which for some reason had careened out of control into the casino which was once Rivendell.
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Fortunately the bus was made of cheese so very little damage was done.
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Unfortunately, it was made of the Evil Killer Cheese of Doom, which was even worse than a normal bus.
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Fortunately, the mice on the bus had gobbled up so much of the cheese that there wasn't enough left to harm the hobbits.
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Unfortunately the mice gobbled up the hobbits
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Fortunately, the mice were small and kickable. So the hobbits kicked them away.
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#422 |
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Unfortunately the headless Gollum died because the Ring was destroyed.
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Fortunately, that had been many yeas ago, and so the Hobbits really did not care.
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Unfortunately, the mice were really shape-shifting Balrogs.
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Fortunately, the Hobbits were able to get to higher ground. As Frodo said, "everyone knows Balrogs don't have wings!"
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Unfortunately Frodo was wrong. They did have wings and were very eager to use them.
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Fortunately the balrogs were not aerodynamically shaped for flying.
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Unfortunately, the balrogs (like bumblebees) did not know this, so they flew anyway.
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Fortunately, they did not get very far.
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Unfortunately, they got far enough.
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Fortunately the hobbits found a rock and quickly hid beneath it.
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Unfortunately the balrog landed on the rock, crushing the hobbits.
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Fortunately, the Balrog was distracted by something shiny, and quickly left the rock.
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Fortunatley a eagle picked up the rock
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Unfortunately, the rock was too heavy for the eagle to lift.
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#437 |
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fortunately the rock was a large piece of cotton candy that was disguised as a rock.
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#438 |
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Unfortunately, the hobbits were allergic to cotton candy.
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Fortunately, there was a hospital near by.
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Unfortunately it was haunted by Barrow-Wights
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