Fortunately/Unfortunately - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Kath · 06-15-2005, 09:30 AM

Unfortunately Sam miraculously turned into a tortoise and, as we all know, the tortoise always wins the race, which he promptly did.

Meneltarmacil · 06-15-2005, 10:55 AM

Fortunately, the tortoise ran right into a stone wall, knocking itself unconscious.

wilwarin538 · 06-15-2005, 02:25 PM

(whys that fortunate???)

Whatever

Unfortunetaly Tortoises are used to being nocked unconscious so it only lasted afew seconds.

Meneltarmacil · 06-15-2005, 02:27 PM

Fortunately, that was all the time Frodo needed to get the ring.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-15-2005, 02:30 PM

Unfortunately, Frodo was distracted by a cake shop.

Meneltarmacil · 06-15-2005, 02:46 PM

Fortunately, the tortoise was devoured by a gigantic evil duck and dropped the ring.

wilwarin538 · 06-15-2005, 02:49 PM

Unfortunetaly the tortoise wasn't seasened(sp?) to the gigantic evil duck's likings so he spat him out.

06-15-2005, 09:30 AM	#1
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately Sam miraculously turned into a tortoise and, as we all know, the tortoise always wins the race, which he promptly did. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-15-2005, 10:55 AM	#2
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the tortoise ran right into a stone wall, knocking itself unconscious. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-15-2005, 02:25 PM	#3
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	(whys that fortunate???) Whatever Unfortunetaly Tortoises are used to being nocked unconscious so it only lasted afew seconds. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

06-15-2005, 02:27 PM	#4
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, that was all the time Frodo needed to get the ring. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-15-2005, 02:30 PM	#5
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Frodo was distracted by a cake shop. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-15-2005, 02:46 PM	#6
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the tortoise was devoured by a gigantic evil duck and dropped the ring. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-15-2005, 02:49 PM	#7
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Unfortunetaly the tortoise wasn't seasened(sp?) to the gigantic evil duck's likings so he spat him out. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin