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Hookbill the Goomba · 06-16-2005, 11:51 PM

The elves seemed to be the only ones who did not notice the giant pumpkin that was floating through the air behind them.

OR

The elves were too distracted by the pretty flowers on the ground to notice Gandalf the grey... ... Cloaked!! It was shocking!

Bêthberry · 06-17-2005, 01:52 AM

Legolas: "Watch me. I can fly! I can fly! I can fly!"

Lalwendë · 06-17-2005, 05:19 AM

Legolas bids for a moment of calm as tempers get heated at the hair salon. Elf: "You want to charge me fifty groats for this mullet? You're out of your mind!"

**The Saucepan Man** · 06-17-2005, 06:16 AM

Day 21 in the Big Brother (Unhomely) House:

Tempers flare when Gimli accuses the Elves of using osanwe to fix the nominations.

Bywaters · 06-17-2005, 06:42 AM

The atmosphere is tense as the annual game between the Elves, Men and Dwarves heats up.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-17-2005, 07:51 AM

Gimli boldly states that Balrogs had wings, causing quite the scene.

Kath · 06-17-2005, 08:23 AM

The most recent addition to Pop Idol was certainly causing some tension.

Gil-Galad · 06-17-2005, 11:21 AM

Nazgul: its okay, i got Geico

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-17-2005, 11:28 AM

The Ring wrath now realised why Sauron made the "Don't drink and ride" policy.

R-W: Uuuggghhh... I must be really drunk... the rivers getting bigger...

The Elf-warrior · 06-17-2005, 12:45 PM

Khamul: "It burns us! It freezes us!"

WiKi: "We need another spokesmen."

Mithalwen · 06-17-2005, 01:10 PM

The idea of a flying horse had been a good one... if only it had two fulsized wings...

and because I can't resist it .....

Does a one-winged horse swim in circles?

narfforc · 06-17-2005, 01:34 PM

The Ringwraiths turn up at Rivendell at the worst possible time: Just when everyone are flushing their lavatories.

Meela · 06-17-2005, 01:58 PM

(Pippin pic):

The case of the missing Palantir remains unsolved when security can't find the right footage. However, the whereabouts of Gandalf's missing bowling ball is revealed...

(Elf pic):

Once again, a confrontation ensues when one of the men mistakenly compliments Legolas on having such charming sisters.

(Nazgul pic):

Nazgul: I told you it was a bad idea to wolf-whistle Arwen.

Oddwen · 06-17-2005, 02:12 PM

Everyone knows why the Nazgûl and their horses were frightened enough to jump into the Bruinen, right? It was the sight of Glorfindel...uncloaked!

Lalwendë · 06-17-2005, 02:25 PM

The Nazgul had taken great efforts with boot polish to make their horses look more Goth but it would all come to naught when it rained heavily one day.

Bêthberry · 06-17-2005, 02:43 PM

Of the Nazgul it was intoned: "Water, water everywhere, and so they dropped at the brink."

OR:

The Continuity Girl on Peter Jackson's set: "I didn't think horses would react that way to a little snogging."

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-17-2005, 03:03 PM

Elrond: "How ironic: the hunter has become the hunted..."

Gandalf: "Stop starting every sentence with 'How ironic...'

Kath · 06-17-2005, 03:07 PM

Nazgul: Damn! *horses head falls off due to miscalculated sword swipe* Did not mean to do that!

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-17-2005, 03:17 PM

R-W: Water? In a River? Inconceivable!

Frodo: see, I'm not the only one!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-17-2005, 03:22 PM

"Crikey! Where did that river come from?"

Kitanna · 06-17-2005, 03:42 PM

Wraith: Why the hell do all my vacations end this way?

Gurthang · 06-17-2005, 06:33 PM

Witch-King: "Oh, crap! I dropped my keys!"

OR

It was everyone's first day whitewater rafting. They had never expected to see Ringwraiths! Luckily someone had a camera. Too bad he didn't get a shot of that Sasquatch they passed.

Gil-Galad · 06-17-2005, 08:00 PM

Nazgul: ....! there goes my lunch...

Boromir88 · 06-17-2005, 08:50 PM

Ringwraith 2: Has anyone figured out why we are running into the water?

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 06-18-2005, 04:34 AM

"LotR on Ice" was being a great success until somebody turned the heater on.

Lhunardawen · 06-18-2005, 04:58 AM

Rivendell pic:

What a funny way to resolve conflicts...by an armspan length competition.

Nazgul pic:

The Ringwraiths understand the need to be well-rounded; they take up swordsfighting and swimming lessons at the same time.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 06-18-2005, 05:34 AM

Nazgûl's Horse: If I live to regret this I swear I'll take those swimming lessons.

Boromir88 · 06-18-2005, 08:18 AM

Ringwraith 1: Hi-Ya! :slices and hacks with sword:
Ringwraith 2: I wonder how long it will take for him to figure out that isn't working.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-18-2005, 08:24 AM

As they speed under the bridge, the Ringwraiths are attacked by kids with water balloons.

Anguirel · 06-18-2005, 08:25 AM

KHAMUL, SHADOW OF THE EAST: Whoaaa, greeeaaat surfing, dude...

GANDALF: This is an evil beyond all of us.

ELROND: Alas! The river cannot overcome the power within the Surferwraiths of Morrrrrdor!

Formendacil · 06-18-2005, 01:25 PM

As any reader of Unfinished Tales will know, Tolkien never did figure out how the Ringwraiths crossed the Hoarwell on their way to the Shire:

Ringwraith #5: "Sir, it's another branch of that river again. How are we going to cross it this time?"

wilwarin538 · 06-18-2005, 03:25 PM

The nazgul ride so fast that there cloaks fly off, so they end up looking like this:

(hope the link works ok)

Boromir88 · 06-18-2005, 08:16 PM

It works...I wonder if we can get a picture of it...

The Nazgul advertise for their new aging gel...

Firefoot · 06-18-2005, 08:41 PM

Neither Nazgul used to believe it when their mothers told them that their faces would become stuck if they kept them like that...

Ainaserkewen · 06-18-2005, 11:18 PM

Nazgul on the Right: Oh Crap. Hey guys...I have to pee!

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-19-2005, 12:54 AM

Not good

I can't see this new picture. It's all very mysterious.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 06-19-2005, 07:10 AM

Nazgûl on left: Ringwraith . . . phone . . . home.

Meela · 06-19-2005, 09:29 AM

It wasn't too difficult to spot who stole all the sugar...

Kitanna · 06-19-2005, 12:47 PM

Two Wraiths desperately seek the help of Avon lady from Edward Scissorhands.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-19-2005, 01:13 PM

R-W: I knew I should have take that Job at McDonalds...

06-16-2005, 11:51 PM	#5641
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The elves seemed to be the only ones who did not notice the giant pumpkin that was floating through the air behind them. OR The elves were too distracted by the pretty flowers on the ground to notice Gandalf the grey... ... Cloaked!! It was shocking! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 06-16-2005 at 11:58 PM.

06-17-2005, 05:19 AM	#5643
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Legolas bids for a moment of calm as tempers get heated at the hair salon. Elf: "You want to charge me fifty groats for this mullet? You're out of your mind!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

06-17-2005, 06:16 AM	#5644
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Day 21 in the Big Brother (Unhomely) House: Tempers flare when Gimli accuses the Elves of using osanwe to fix the nominations. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

06-17-2005, 06:42 AM	#5645
Bywaters Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tengiz, Kazahstan for 6 wks, then home for 2 wks. Blimey Posts: 47	Musical statues Middle-Earth style: The atmosphere is tense as the annual game between the Elves, Men and Dwarves heats up. __________________ ...I mean good manners don't cost nothing do they, eh? insuperably wasted

06-17-2005, 07:51 AM	#5646
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Gimli boldly states that Balrogs had wings, causing quite the scene. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

06-17-2005, 01:52 AM	#5642
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	Legolas: "Watch me. I can fly! I can fly! I can fly!"

06-17-2005, 08:23 AM	#5647
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	The most recent addition to Pop Idol was certainly causing some tension. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-17-2005, 11:21 AM	#5648
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Nazgul: its okay, i got Geico __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-17-2005, 11:28 AM	#5649
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Ring wrath now realised why Sauron made the "Don't drink and ride" policy. R-W: Uuuggghhh... I must be really drunk... the rivers getting bigger... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-17-2005, 12:45 PM	#5650
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Khamul: "It burns us! It freezes us!" WiKi: "We need another spokesmen." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-17-2005, 01:10 PM	#5651
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	The R&D phase of winged mounts for the Nazgul... The idea of a flying horse had been a good one... if only it had two fulsized wings... and because I can't resist it ..... Does a one-winged horse swim in circles? __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

06-17-2005, 01:34 PM	#5652
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	The Ringwraiths turn up at Rivendell at the worst possible time: Just when everyone are flushing their lavatories.

06-17-2005, 01:58 PM	#5653
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	(Pippin pic): The case of the missing Palantir remains unsolved when security can't find the right footage. However, the whereabouts of Gandalf's missing bowling ball is revealed... (Elf pic): Once again, a confrontation ensues when one of the men mistakenly compliments Legolas on having such charming sisters. (Nazgul pic): Nazgul: I told you it was a bad idea to wolf-whistle Arwen. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

06-17-2005, 02:12 PM	#5654
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Beating a dead horse with an old saw... Everyone knows why the Nazgûl and their horses were frightened enough to jump into the Bruinen, right? It was the sight of Glorfindel...uncloaked! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

06-17-2005, 02:25 PM	#5655
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	The Nazgul had taken great efforts with boot polish to make their horses look more Goth but it would all come to naught when it rained heavily one day. __________________ Gordon's alive!

06-17-2005, 02:43 PM	#5656
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	Apologies to Coleridge, and none to Viggo and horse Of the Nazgul it was intoned: "Water, water everywhere, and so they dropped at the brink." OR: The Continuity Girl on Peter Jackson's set: "I didn't think horses would react that way to a little snogging."

06-17-2005, 03:03 PM	#5657
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Elrond: "How ironic: the hunter has become the hunted..." Gandalf: "Stop starting every sentence with 'How ironic...' __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

06-17-2005, 03:07 PM	#5658
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Nazgul: Damn! horses head falls off due to miscalculated sword swipe Did not mean to do that! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-17-2005, 03:17 PM	#5659
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	R-W: Water? In a River? Inconceivable! Frodo: see, I'm not the only one! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-17-2005, 03:22 PM	#5660
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	"Crikey! Where did that river come from?" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

06-17-2005, 03:42 PM	#5661
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Wraith: Why the hell do all my vacations end this way? __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

06-17-2005, 06:33 PM	#5662
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Witch-King: "Oh, crap! I dropped my keys!" OR It was everyone's first day whitewater rafting. They had never expected to see Ringwraiths! Luckily someone had a camera. Too bad he didn't get a shot of that Sasquatch they passed. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-17-2005, 08:00 PM	#5663
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Nazgul: ....! there goes my lunch... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-17-2005, 08:50 PM	#5664
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Ringwraith 2: Has anyone figured out why we are running into the water? __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-18-2005, 04:34 AM	#5665
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	"LotR on Ice" was being a great success until somebody turned the heater on. __________________ Fenris Wolf

06-18-2005, 04:58 AM	#5666
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Rivendell pic: What a funny way to resolve conflicts...by an armspan length competition. Nazgul pic: The Ringwraiths understand the need to be well-rounded; they take up swordsfighting and swimming lessons at the same time.

06-18-2005, 05:34 AM	#5667
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Ah . . . if horses had wings . . . water wings, that is. Nazgûl's Horse: If I live to regret this I swear I'll take those swimming lessons. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good... Last edited by Nilpaurion Felagund; 06-18-2005 at 05:41 AM. Reason: word waffling

06-18-2005, 08:18 AM	#5668
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Ringwraith 1: Hi-Ya! :slices and hacks with sword: Ringwraith 2: I wonder how long it will take for him to figure out that isn't working. __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-18-2005, 08:24 AM	#5669
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	As they speed under the bridge, the Ringwraiths are attacked by kids with water balloons. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

06-18-2005, 08:25 AM	#5670
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	KHAMUL, SHADOW OF THE EAST: Whoaaa, greeeaaat surfing, dude... GANDALF: This is an evil beyond all of us. ELROND: Alas! The river cannot overcome the power within the Surferwraiths of Morrrrrdor! __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

06-18-2005, 01:25 PM	#5671
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	As any reader of Unfinished Tales will know, Tolkien never did figure out how the Ringwraiths crossed the Hoarwell on their way to the Shire: Ringwraith #5: "Sir, it's another branch of that river again. How are we going to cross it this time?" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

06-18-2005, 03:25 PM	#5672
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	The nazgul ride so fast that there cloaks fly off, so they end up looking like this: (hope the link works ok) __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

06-18-2005, 08:16 PM	#5673
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	It works...I wonder if we can get a picture of it... The Nazgul advertise for their new aging gel... __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-18-2005, 08:41 PM	#5674
Firefoot Illusionary Holbytla Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,547	Neither Nazgul used to believe it when their mothers told them that their faces would become stuck if they kept them like that...

06-18-2005, 11:18 PM	#5675
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Nazgul on the Right: Oh Crap. Hey guys...I have to pee! __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? Last edited by Ainaserkewen; 06-18-2005 at 11:24 PM.