Fortunately/Unfortunately - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

wilwarin538 · 06-18-2005, 03:29 PM

Fortunately beetles are very easily crushed, which is what happened, by a giant pink CUCUMBER!

Parmawen · 06-18-2005, 07:56 PM

Unfortunately the pink cucumber had been left out of the refrigerator for far too long and was beginning to rot poisonous...rottage?...all around the ring.

Gil-Galad · 06-19-2005, 01:03 PM

Fortunatley the animator for the Pink Cucumber had a fatal heart attack and the cartoon peril was no more...

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-19-2005, 01:11 PM

Unfortunately, it was too late for poor Sam.

Celuien · 06-20-2005, 02:21 PM

Fortunately, the Pink Cucumber's poison was easily counteracted by a sip of miruvor and a pat on the back, restoring Sam to perfect health (but also leaving him a little tipsy...).

Kath · 06-20-2005, 03:56 PM

Unfortunately in the meantime Gandalf had picked up the Ring and become a dark and terrible wizard.

Gil-Galad · 06-20-2005, 03:57 PM

Unfortunately thats what they told Sam, it is in fact much, much, much, much worse

Parmawen · 06-20-2005, 07:11 PM

Fortunately...the term "much, much, much, much worse" was an exaggeration and it was really only "much worse"...which is better than 4 "much"s!

06-18-2005, 03:29 PM	#1
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Fortunately beetles are very easily crushed, which is what happened, by a giant pink CUCUMBER! __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

06-19-2005, 01:03 PM	#3
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunatley the animator for the Pink Cucumber had a fatal heart attack and the cartoon peril was no more... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-19-2005, 01:11 PM	#4
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, it was too late for poor Sam. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-20-2005, 02:21 PM	#5
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Fortunately, the Pink Cucumber's poison was easily counteracted by a sip of miruvor and a pat on the back, restoring Sam to perfect health (but also leaving him a little tipsy...). __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

06-20-2005, 03:56 PM	#6
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately in the meantime Gandalf had picked up the Ring and become a dark and terrible wizard. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-18-2005, 07:56 PM	#2
Parmawen Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Stuck in the center of Spooky Hollow... Posts: 75	Unfortunately the pink cucumber had been left out of the refrigerator for far too long and was beginning to rot poisonous...rottage?...all around the ring.

06-20-2005, 03:57 PM	#7
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately thats what they told Sam, it is in fact much, much, much, much worse __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-20-2005, 07:11 PM	#8
Parmawen Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Stuck in the center of Spooky Hollow... Posts: 75	Fortunately...the term "much, much, much, much worse" was an exaggeration and it was really only "much worse"...which is better than 4 "much"s!