If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

WaynetheGoblin · 07-26-2005, 07:40 PM

ID RUN AND SCREAM LIKE A LITTEL GIRL.

High King Fingolfin · 07-27-2005, 01:26 PM

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1) If it were me I'd get the fetal position and cry 2) If I were my alter ego I'd kill them all in a blaze of glory 3) If I was without sleep for a few days I'd call upon Obi-Wan Kenobi and Gandalf and have them kill them in a blaze of glory

Good Idea! I think I would definitely do the first. Or run outside waving a letter opener shouting ELENDILLLLLLLL!!!!!!

Annalaliath · 07-27-2005, 05:12 PM

i would still be thrashing at them with my frying pan...

Gil-Galad · 07-27-2005, 05:30 PM

Convert them under my rule and how to save on house insurance with my crafty speech

"I can tell these suckers anything, now if you really beleive in this idea to help yourself, slap yourself in the face *SLAP* works every time"

Gurthang · 07-28-2005, 12:54 PM

...turn to the camera and say, "I should have gotten Capital One!"

Gurthang · 07-31-2005, 11:26 PM

Tell one of the Uruks(from Isengard) that one of the Mordor Orcs called him a pansy. The ensuing fight would cause a civil war, which would leave only a few bruised orcs left for my handy-dandy longsword to handle.

P.S. Apologizes for the double post.

Dimturiel · 08-03-2005, 11:26 AM

If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door...

1)I would comfort myself with the thought that next time I may find 200,000 elves on my front door.

2) I would wonder how long wold it take my owl to deliver a message to Aragorn, and how long would it take for him to muster an army great enough to fight 200,000 orcs and come and get me out of there.

07-27-2005, 05:12 PM	#3
Annalaliath Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Albuquerque Posts: 380	i would still be thrashing at them with my frying pan... __________________ Bloody Stumps!!!

07-27-2005, 05:30 PM	#4
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Wally!!! Convert them under my rule and how to save on house insurance with my crafty speech "I can tell these suckers anything, now if you really beleive in this idea to help yourself, slap yourself in the face SLAP works every time" __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-28-2005, 12:54 PM	#5
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... ...turn to the camera and say, "I should have gotten Capital One!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-31-2005, 11:26 PM	#6
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... Tell one of the Uruks(from Isengard) that one of the Mordor Orcs called him a pansy. The ensuing fight would cause a civil war, which would leave only a few bruised orcs left for my handy-dandy longsword to handle. P.S. Apologizes for the double post. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God. Last edited by Gurthang; 07-31-2005 at 11:26 PM. Reason: apologizing.

08-03-2005, 11:26 AM	#7
Dimturiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2005 Location: the road less travelled by Posts: 910	If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door... 1)I would comfort myself with the thought that next time I may find 200,000 elves on my front door. 2) I would wonder how long wold it take my owl to deliver a message to Aragorn, and how long would it take for him to muster an army great enough to fight 200,000 orcs and come and get me out of there. __________________ Is this the end? No more the hunt, the journey and the goal? That terrifies me most: no more the goal! -Ray Bradbury, Leviathan '99

07-26-2005, 07:40 PM	#1
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 275	ID RUN AND SCREAM LIKE A LITTEL GIRL.