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narfforc · 07-29-2005, 12:13 PM

Frodo to Sam: I told you that it was unwise to ask for The Ballad of Gil-galad in a Goth Disco.

mormegil · 07-29-2005, 12:41 PM

Pippin: "Where did these guys learn to hold a sword? I mean I've seen foolish ways to hold a sword but this...I mean come on, how can you attack from this position"

Naz · 07-29-2005, 12:44 PM

When fangirls finally lose it.

Random Wraith #2: COME ON!! I want a SMOOCH!!!

Hobbits: O_O;

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CaptainofDespair · 07-29-2005, 12:48 PM

Pippin: Feelin' lucky, punks?

Witch-King: *looking at #2* Uhhh...I guess...Group huddle?

Nazgul #2: How about no? Remember the last time we huddled? You burst into flames, and set me on fire!

Wiki: You promised not to bring that up!

narfforc · 07-29-2005, 01:41 PM

Witch-King to The Nazgul: Who has brought The Morgul Blade?

Nazgul.................................Silence.

Witch-King: Well!

Nazgul, holding out a scalpel: I thought you said The Model Blade, lucky there`s not much to do, someone has already cut them down to size.

Boromir88 · 07-29-2005, 01:56 PM

Ringwraith 1: Come on their harmless little hobbits...
Witch-King: No, you don't understand, they're evil! They've got sharp, pointy teeth, look at the b-o-nes!
Ringwraith 1: Nonsense, number two, go and deal with them.
Ringwraith two: Aye, sir.

Sam: I'm scared.
Merry: Give them Pippin. (pushes Pippin up).

(Pippin jumps and bites off Ringwraith two's head).

Ringwraith 1: Run away! Run Away!
Witch-King: I told you! I tried to warn you, but no you said they're just harmless little hamsters...

Holbytlass · 07-29-2005, 02:00 PM

Blackriders: 'Red rover, red rover, send Frodo on over!'

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 07-29-2005, 02:32 PM

Frodo: Beware the Witch King! He's the most dangerous of them all.
Pippin: How do we tell which one he is? They look all the same.

Witch King: Don't let Frodo escape! He's the most valuable of them all.
Ringwraith #2: How do we tell which one he is? They look all the same.

Or

The real estate was beautiful but the neighbours rather peculiar.

Gil-Galad · 07-29-2005, 03:18 PM

Sam: your arms off!

Nazgul: no its not

Sam: whats that then!

Nazgul: i've had worse!

07-29-2005, 01:56 PM	#6
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Ringwraith 1: Come on their harmless little hobbits... Witch-King: No, you don't understand, they're evil! They've got sharp, pointy teeth, look at the b-o-nes! Ringwraith 1: Nonsense, number two, go and deal with them. Ringwraith two: Aye, sir. Sam: I'm scared. Merry: Give them Pippin. (pushes Pippin up). (Pippin jumps and bites off Ringwraith two's head). Ringwraith 1: Run away! Run Away! Witch-King: I told you! I tried to warn you, but no you said they're just harmless little hamsters... __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-29-2005, 02:00 PM	#7
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Blackriders: 'Red rover, red rover, send Frodo on over!' __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

07-29-2005, 02:32 PM	#8
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Double dilemma. Frodo: Beware the Witch King! He's the most dangerous of them all. Pippin: How do we tell which one he is? They look all the same. Witch King: Don't let Frodo escape! He's the most valuable of them all. Ringwraith #2: How do we tell which one he is? They look all the same. Or The real estate was beautiful but the neighbours rather peculiar. __________________ Fenris Wolf Last edited by dancing spawn of ungoliant; 07-29-2005 at 02:40 PM.

07-29-2005, 03:18 PM	#9
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Sam: your arms off! Nazgul: no its not Sam: whats that then! Nazgul: i've had worse! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-29-2005, 12:13 PM	#1
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Frodo to Sam: I told you that it was unwise to ask for The Ballad of Gil-galad in a Goth Disco.

07-29-2005, 12:41 PM	#2
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Pippin: "Where did these guys learn to hold a sword? I mean I've seen foolish ways to hold a sword but this...I mean come on, how can you attack from this position" __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

07-29-2005, 12:44 PM	#3
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	When fangirls finally lose it. Random Wraith #2: COME ON!! I want a SMOOCH!!! Hobbits: O_O; .

07-29-2005, 12:48 PM	#4
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Pippin: Feelin' lucky, punks? Witch-King: looking at #2 Uhhh...I guess...Group huddle? Nazgul #2: How about no? Remember the last time we huddled? You burst into flames, and set me on fire! Wiki: You promised not to bring that up!

07-29-2005, 01:41 PM	#5
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Witch-King to The Nazgul: Who has brought The Morgul Blade? Nazgul.................................Silence. Witch-King: Well! Nazgul, holding out a scalpel: I thought you said The Model Blade, lucky there`s not much to do, someone has already cut them down to size.