If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Glirdan · 08-16-2005, 10:51 AM

1) Poke my head out the door then ask my parents " Who ordered the 200, 000 orcs!?!?!?"

2) Tell them to get off my sisters tent because if they don't she'll go ballastic and probably annoy them to death with her crying and yelling

3) Open the door and look around for the camera's. Once I find out that they're are none around, ask them what they are doing here. The I'll invite them in for tea or coffee (or in my case, pop or a cappuccino) pull up a map of the U.S on my computer and show them were L.A. is located

4) Do the same as above, but when they leave, I'll point them in the direction of the Arctic

Morsul the Dark · 08-16-2005, 10:56 AM

following kitana's format

if it were me in my very non-emotional way I would get annoyed yell at everyone then ignore them till they get the point.(if they werent threatening me)

if it were me and I were threatened I would cry in my basement.

If it were my alter go I would call upon the burzenyd to enslave this evil creatures for my own purposes of destroting trogdar the burninator!

Gurthang · 08-16-2005, 01:42 PM

I'd pull out my trusty light-saber and have a whole lot of fun.

I'd pull out my six-shooter and shoot six of 'em before I died.

I'd pull out my Gandalf-the-Grey-Uncloaked cardboard cut-out and scare them all away.

Glirdan · 08-23-2005, 12:41 PM

Probably run around yelling at the top of my voice. Then stop, think about it, and continue running around the house, but this time happily because I would be in a movie!!!!!

Or just send them to Alaska. Ya, let's go with the Alaska one.

THE Ka · 08-23-2005, 01:00 PM

Like Russia can do with diamonds, I would flood the global market with orc sweat cosmetics and orc skin cell wintercoats. Maybe, even some fitness drinks make from their saliva... It would go something like this:

.~:Orcish Saliva Fitness Drinks! :~.

On the go, or wherever you need them! Blended, steamed, hot or cold, great taste should be sacrificed for great looks!

~Aesthete

Elrowen Tinúviel · 08-23-2005, 11:25 PM

If I was my alter-ego, I'd don my mithril armor, grab my bow, and sword, bar the door and call for help. At the barred door I would wait, for either the Orcs to make a move, or my assistance to arrive (in the form of Elladan, Elrohir, and a detachment of Rangers and Rohirrim).

If I were myself... I would pray really hard - and call some friends of mine. I'd don my Mongol armor (which would be completed by then), and get all the heavy weapons fighters in Trimaris (SCA kingdom) to come help me fight... the marshall who's training me would bring his collection of weapons... give me a sword and shield, and he'd kick some serious orc butt with his glaive.

Oh, and get the SWAT team to come out.... I'm sure that between the medieval-style heavy weapons, and the SWAT guys, we could take out the orcs... or, just throw a bomb in the middle of them, and while they're standing around wondering what it is, the explosive blows up, and all the orcs can wave bye bye.

-Elrowen

Glirdan · 08-26-2005, 09:40 AM

1) Play hide and seek with them and while one of them is "it", don on an orc costume and then escape.

2) Get Grima, Bilbo, Gandalf, Eomer, Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn so they can play hide and seek with the orcs while I go on E-bay and buy a sword, shield and mithril armour which, when it arrives, is 3 sizes to small.

3) Go back to my original plan and send them to Alaska.

Laurinquë · 08-30-2008, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Glirdan

Probably run around yelling at the top of my voice. Then stop, think about it, and continue running around the house, but this time happily because I would be in a movie!!!!!

Or just send them to Alaska. Ya, let's go with the Alaska one.

Yeah, so they'll be on MY front door! Great...

Hmm..I think I would whip out my foil and challenge them all to a round-robin fencing tournament , and the ensuing bouts would take several thousand years to complete by which time I assume somebody would have noticed that Anchorage was covered on Orcs and would have summoned reinforcements.

Lindale · 08-30-2008, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Laurinquë

Yeah, so they'll be on MY front door! Great...

Hmm..I think I would whip out my foil and challenge them all to a round-robin fencing tournament , and the ensuing bouts would take several thousand years to complete by which time I assume somebody would have noticed that Anchorage was covered on Orcs and would have summoned reinforcements.

If you don't want them in Alaska send them here to the tropics, that way I might put them on a town feria and make money along the way.

Rikae · 08-30-2008, 09:17 AM

Tell my oldest daughter that, while her new group of friends is an improvement on the old one, they still aren't quite the sort I want her to associate with.

08-16-2005, 10:51 AM	#1
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	1) Poke my head out the door then ask my parents " Who ordered the 200, 000 orcs!?!?!?" 2) Tell them to get off my sisters tent because if they don't she'll go ballastic and probably annoy them to death with her crying and yelling 3) Open the door and look around for the camera's. Once I find out that they're are none around, ask them what they are doing here. The I'll invite them in for tea or coffee (or in my case, pop or a cappuccino) pull up a map of the U.S on my computer and show them were L.A. is located 4) Do the same as above, but when they leave, I'll point them in the direction of the Arctic __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf Last edited by Glirdan; 08-18-2005 at 01:30 PM.

08-16-2005, 10:56 AM	#2
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	following kitana's format if it were me in my very non-emotional way I would get annoyed yell at everyone then ignore them till they get the point.(if they werent threatening me) if it were me and I were threatened I would cry in my basement. If it were my alter go I would call upon the burzenyd to enslave this evil creatures for my own purposes of destroting trogdar the burninator! __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-16-2005, 01:42 PM	#3
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... I'd pull out my trusty light-saber and have a whole lot of fun. I'd pull out my six-shooter and shoot six of 'em before I died. I'd pull out my Gandalf-the-Grey-Uncloaked cardboard cut-out and scare them all away. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-23-2005, 12:41 PM	#4
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	If i were myself..... Probably run around yelling at the top of my voice. Then stop, think about it, and continue running around the house, but this time happily because I would be in a movie!!!!! Or just send them to Alaska. Ya, let's go with the Alaska one. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-23-2005, 01:00 PM	#5
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	If I found them at my door... Like Russia can do with diamonds, I would flood the global market with orc sweat cosmetics and orc skin cell wintercoats. Maybe, even some fitness drinks make from their saliva... It would go something like this: .~:Orcish Saliva Fitness Drinks! :~. On the go, or wherever you need them! Blended, steamed, hot or cold, great taste should be sacrificed for great looks! ~Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

08-23-2005, 11:25 PM	#6
Elrowen Tinúviel Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 45	If I found 200,00 orcs at my door... If I was my alter-ego, I'd don my mithril armor, grab my bow, and sword, bar the door and call for help. At the barred door I would wait, for either the Orcs to make a move, or my assistance to arrive (in the form of Elladan, Elrohir, and a detachment of Rangers and Rohirrim). If I were myself... I would pray really hard - and call some friends of mine. I'd don my Mongol armor (which would be completed by then), and get all the heavy weapons fighters in Trimaris (SCA kingdom) to come help me fight... the marshall who's training me would bring his collection of weapons... give me a sword and shield, and he'd kick some serious orc butt with his glaive. Oh, and get the SWAT team to come out.... I'm sure that between the medieval-style heavy weapons, and the SWAT guys, we could take out the orcs... or, just throw a bomb in the middle of them, and while they're standing around wondering what it is, the explosive blows up, and all the orcs can wave bye bye. -Elrowen

08-26-2005, 09:40 AM	#7
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	200, 000 orcs!!! Where!?!?!? 1) Play hide and seek with them and while one of them is "it", don on an orc costume and then escape. 2) Get Grima, Bilbo, Gandalf, Eomer, Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn so they can play hide and seek with the orcs while I go on E-bay and buy a sword, shield and mithril armour which, when it arrives, is 3 sizes to small. 3) Go back to my original plan and send them to Alaska. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-30-2008, 09:17 AM	#10
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Tell my oldest daughter that, while her new group of friends is an improvement on the old one, they still aren't quite the sort I want her to associate with.