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08-25-2005, 06:47 PM | #1161 |
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Unfortunately, the ring found Meneltarmacil's finger a very bad fit and out-of-season, thus went shopping for another... Which happened to be in the direction of Mordor.
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08-25-2005, 07:27 PM | #1162 |
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Fortunately, Bigfoot found it and took it to Mount Doom.
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08-25-2005, 07:38 PM | #1163 |
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Unfortunately he took a walk by Dol Amroth, tripped on a bannana peel and fell into the ocean
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08-25-2005, 08:37 PM | #1164 |
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Fortunately . . .
. . . the Ring floated right to the shores of Eldamar.
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08-25-2005, 09:28 PM | #1165 |
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Unfortunately Finarfin took the Ring.
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08-25-2005, 09:49 PM | #1166 |
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Fortunately . . .
. . . Finarfin did not like the Ring, so he threw it away.
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08-25-2005, 10:20 PM | #1167 |
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Unfortunately, Feanor found the ring when Finarfin threw it away, and decided it may help him in his quest for the Silmarils.
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08-26-2005, 02:50 AM | #1168 |
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My 200th Fortunately / unfortunately.
Fortunately, Feanor found the ring to be more trouble than it was worth, with all those Nazgűl hindering him, and so he threw it away.
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08-26-2005, 03:40 AM | #1169 |
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Unfortunately, the ring was found by Melkor's servants and brought to him.
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08-26-2005, 07:28 AM | #1170 |
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Fortunately, Melkor was displeased with Sauron's ignoring him for so long and destroyed the Ring with his bare hands. (He taught Sauron most of what he knows, so he could probably do it)
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08-26-2005, 07:34 AM | #1171 |
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Unfortunately, because Melko was not returning Sauron's calls, he decided to make war upon him, destroying most of the lands in the marching of his hordes.
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08-26-2005, 07:45 AM | #1172 |
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Fortunately, Sauron died when Melkor destroyed the Ring.
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08-26-2005, 08:10 AM | #1173 |
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Unfortunately, Melkor was in so much happiness that he resorted to gin, and right before he expired he hiccuped the ring...
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08-26-2005, 10:42 AM | #1174 |
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Fortunately Melkor was in Mordor at the time, and he hiccuped the ring into the fires of Mount Doom.
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08-26-2005, 10:43 AM | #1175 |
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Unfortunately the fires of Mount Doom were out at the time.
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08-26-2005, 10:46 AM | #1176 |
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Fortunately, Melko left a message after the beep.
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08-26-2005, 10:49 AM | #1177 |
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Unfortunately the message machine was busted.
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08-26-2005, 08:12 PM | #1178 |
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Fourtunately it was magicly fixed.
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08-26-2005, 08:52 PM | #1179 |
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Unfortunately the Ring was picked up by an Orc.
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08-27-2005, 12:53 AM | #1180 |
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Fortunately, the Orc was run over by some Hobbits in a cart.
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08-27-2005, 06:10 AM | #1181 |
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Unfortunately, 200,000 orcs showed up on the hobbits' doorstep.
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08-27-2005, 07:19 AM | #1182 |
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Fortunately, Aragorn defeated them with his army of green slimy dead guys (courtesy of PJ)
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08-27-2005, 07:48 AM | #1183 |
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Unfourtunatley, the green slimy dead guys were actually real men that went for a swim in the Anduin before the fight, and they all slipped on rocks and fell down before they could get to Aragorn.
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08-27-2005, 01:12 PM | #1184 |
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Fortunately, the Orcs died of laughter.
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08-27-2005, 01:36 PM | #1185 |
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Unfourtunately, so did Aragorn.
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08-27-2005, 01:50 PM | #1186 |
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Fortunately, Arwen kissed him in a non-canonical dream and woke him up.
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08-27-2005, 01:53 PM | #1187 |
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Unfortunately, Aragorn now went on a hunt for Peter Jackson to ask him what the hell he thinks he was doing.
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08-27-2005, 02:00 PM | #1188 |
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Fourtunately, Pj was in a listening mood today.
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08-27-2005, 02:05 PM | #1189 |
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Unfortunately, Aragorn was more interested in what colour Jackson's blood was compared to some red paint on his sword blade.
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08-27-2005, 02:12 PM | #1190 |
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Fourtunately, PJ was wearing Frodo's mithril armour and the sword bounced of and hit Legolas in the arm (his shooting arm)
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08-27-2005, 02:21 PM | #1191 |
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Unfortunately Aragorn got possessed by demons
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08-27-2005, 02:32 PM | #1192 |
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Fortunately, they couldn't stand all his greasiness and the smell and so they left.
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08-27-2005, 02:33 PM | #1193 |
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Fourtunately, the will of Aragron was stronger than those of the demons and he drove them out.
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08-27-2005, 05:06 PM | #1194 |
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Unfortunately the slight clash caused by having two "fortunately's" caused Aragorn to spontaneously combust.
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08-27-2005, 05:16 PM | #1195 |
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Fourtunately for Arwen, she was cheating on Aragorn with Theoden and Haldir and therefor she won't be a widow for very long.
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08-27-2005, 06:14 PM | #1196 |
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Unfortunately, Glorfindel went after Arwen for stealing his horse.
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08-27-2005, 06:43 PM | #1197 |
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Fourtunately, Arwen was at the time hiding in a bush with Haldir not doing anything dirty.
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08-27-2005, 07:12 PM | #1198 |
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Unfortunately, Glorfindel set that bush on fire.
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08-27-2005, 07:15 PM | #1199 |
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Unfortunately Glorfindel found them, and being a friend of Aragorn's.... got a little angry....................
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08-27-2005, 07:19 PM | #1200 |
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Fourtunately, Arwen gave in to Glorfindel and gave him his horse back and he promised he didn't see anything and Haldir was a little confused about why there were two unfourtunately's.
(ps, just kidding about the Haldir comment)
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