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The Only Real Estel · 08-27-2005, 12:20 PM

Eomer: "No I will not stop to sign your three month old baby!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-27-2005, 01:40 PM

Théoden: Riders of Rohan! This is our hour to shine! We will shake the ground and-

Eomer: RRROOOAAARRRRR!!!

Théoden: err... Eomer, why don't you just go and sit in the corner.

Mithalwen · 08-27-2005, 01:52 PM

Eomer has a hissy fit - "I am about 20 minutes from being king so why have I got the smallest horse?"

Bêthberry · 08-27-2005, 02:18 PM

Eomer: "When I want you to lance my boils, I will tell you so."

Glirdan · 08-27-2005, 02:23 PM

Eomer: I SAID I WANTED MOCCA!!!!! NOT VANILLA!!!!!!!

The Only Real Estel · 08-27-2005, 02:42 PM

Eomer: "My yells do to carry farther than Faramir's! Look, I'll prove it to you..."

Holbytlass · 08-27-2005, 04:54 PM

Medieval Road Rage

Ainaserkewen · 08-28-2005, 12:26 PM

Eomer:
"Everyone needs to calm down. *girlish squeals* THIS IS NO TIME TO PANICK!"

Faramir:
"I didn't know we could still get Atlantic Salmon on the Anduin. Nice of them to send some though."

Lalwendë · 08-28-2005, 12:30 PM

Faramir and the Flatpack Furniture.

Faramir: "Clearly they put in two Piece Gs and didn't put a Piece F in the box. And there are three screws missing."

Eowyn (shouting from the kitchen) : "Next time read the instructions before you try to put the shelves together. Tch."

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-28-2005, 12:43 PM

Faramir and his men puzzle over the strange uncloaking patterns that Gandalf uses.

Faramir: We'll get him one day!

08-27-2005, 01:40 PM	#2
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Théoden: Riders of Rohan! This is our hour to shine! We will shake the ground and- Eomer: RRROOOAAARRRRR!!! Théoden: err... Eomer, why don't you just go and sit in the corner. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-27-2005, 01:52 PM	#3
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,460	Eomer has a hissy fit - "I am about 20 minutes from being king so why have I got the smallest horse?" __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

08-27-2005, 02:18 PM	#4
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	Eomer: "When I want you to lance my boils, I will tell you so." __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

08-27-2005, 02:23 PM	#5
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Eomer: I SAID I WANTED MOCCA!!!!! NOT VANILLA!!!!!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-27-2005, 04:54 PM	#7
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Medieval Road Rage __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

08-27-2005, 12:20 PM	#1
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Eomer: "No I will not stop to sign your three month old baby!"

08-27-2005, 02:42 PM	#6
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Eomer: "My yells do to carry farther than Faramir's! Look, I'll prove it to you..."

08-28-2005, 12:26 PM	#8
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Eomer: "Everyone needs to calm down. girlish squeals THIS IS NO TIME TO PANICK!" Faramir: "I didn't know we could still get Atlantic Salmon on the Anduin. Nice of them to send some though." __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? Last edited by Ainaserkewen; 08-28-2005 at 12:47 PM.

08-28-2005, 12:30 PM	#9
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Faramir and the Flatpack Furniture. Faramir: "Clearly they put in two Piece Gs and didn't put a Piece F in the box. And there are three screws missing." Eowyn (shouting from the kitchen) : "Next time read the instructions before you try to put the shelves together. Tch." __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-28-2005, 12:43 PM	#10
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Faramir and his men puzzle over the strange uncloaking patterns that Gandalf uses. Faramir: We'll get him one day! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...