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Ainaserkewen · 08-28-2005, 12:26 PM

Eomer:
"Everyone needs to calm down. *girlish squeals* THIS IS NO TIME TO PANICK!"

Faramir:
"I didn't know we could still get Atlantic Salmon on the Anduin. Nice of them to send some though."

Lalwendë · 08-28-2005, 12:30 PM

Faramir and the Flatpack Furniture.

Faramir: "Clearly they put in two Piece Gs and didn't put a Piece F in the box. And there are three screws missing."

Eowyn (shouting from the kitchen) : "Next time read the instructions before you try to put the shelves together. Tch."

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-28-2005, 12:43 PM

Faramir and his men puzzle over the strange uncloaking patterns that Gandalf uses.

Faramir: We'll get him one day!

Bêthberry · 08-28-2005, 01:07 PM

Madril: "Well, that's my two cents' worth anyway."

Faramir: "I see you haven't been nipped yet by Rimbaud's Phantom Finance Foible-metre."

Lalwendë · 08-28-2005, 02:01 PM

Faramir: "According to the map we should have taken the first turning on the right a mile back. That's where the short cut is."

Madril: "No, it was second on the right. I'm sure. If we keep on this way it will cut five minutes off the journey time."

Faramir: "No cause then we'll get to those awful traffic lights coming out of the Morgul Vale. Always loads of traffic there."

Madril: "I'm right. If we go your way then there are roadworks, and that one-way system."

Faramir: "I'll get Eowyn, she's a woman, she'll know how to use the road atlas."

mormegil · 08-28-2005, 02:21 PM

David Wenham: According to this map the hidden script is hiddden here *points*

Other actor: And you think by showing PJ this, he'll make your character a good guy.

or

Faramir: So all we need to do is travel 10 leagues north turn west for one league then we shall find the treasure.

Madril: What treasure is that my lord?

Faramir: Why the map that will show us the way to the ring of power.

Madril: Ummm my lord you just let the hobbit go who had that very ring.

or

(for gurthang)

Faramir is working with Mapquest of Middle-earth

Kath · 08-28-2005, 02:45 PM

Madril: So, you think that if we set fire to these maps so that we never find our way to Osgiliath your father will let you off the hook?

Faramir: Of course!

Madril (muttering): Idiot.

Alcarillo · 08-28-2005, 02:48 PM

Mardil: The rose petals are set and my men have lit all the candles.

Faramir: Good, now get out before Eowyn gets home!

08-28-2005, 12:26 PM	#1
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Eomer: "Everyone needs to calm down. girlish squeals THIS IS NO TIME TO PANICK!" Faramir: "I didn't know we could still get Atlantic Salmon on the Anduin. Nice of them to send some though." __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? Last edited by Ainaserkewen; 08-28-2005 at 12:47 PM.

08-28-2005, 12:30 PM	#2
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Faramir and the Flatpack Furniture. Faramir: "Clearly they put in two Piece Gs and didn't put a Piece F in the box. And there are three screws missing." Eowyn (shouting from the kitchen) : "Next time read the instructions before you try to put the shelves together. Tch." __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-28-2005, 12:43 PM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Faramir and his men puzzle over the strange uncloaking patterns that Gandalf uses. Faramir: We'll get him one day! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-28-2005, 01:07 PM	#4
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	Madril: "Well, that's my two cents' worth anyway." Faramir: "I see you haven't been nipped yet by Rimbaud's Phantom Finance Foible-metre." __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

08-28-2005, 02:01 PM	#5
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Faramir: "According to the map we should have taken the first turning on the right a mile back. That's where the short cut is." Madril: "No, it was second on the right. I'm sure. If we keep on this way it will cut five minutes off the journey time." Faramir: "No cause then we'll get to those awful traffic lights coming out of the Morgul Vale. Always loads of traffic there." Madril: "I'm right. If we go your way then there are roadworks, and that one-way system." Faramir: "I'll get Eowyn, she's a woman, she'll know how to use the road atlas." __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-28-2005, 02:21 PM	#6
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	David Wenham: According to this map the hidden script is hiddden here points Other actor: And you think by showing PJ this, he'll make your character a good guy. or Faramir: So all we need to do is travel 10 leagues north turn west for one league then we shall find the treasure. Madril: What treasure is that my lord? Faramir: Why the map that will show us the way to the ring of power. Madril: Ummm my lord you just let the hobbit go who had that very ring. or (for gurthang) Faramir is working with Mapquest of Middle-earth __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

08-28-2005, 02:45 PM	#7
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Madril: So, you think that if we set fire to these maps so that we never find our way to Osgiliath your father will let you off the hook? Faramir: Of course! Madril (muttering): Idiot. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

08-28-2005, 02:48 PM	#8
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Mardil: The rose petals are set and my men have lit all the candles. Faramir: Good, now get out before Eowyn gets home!