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Unfortunately PJ called Haldir off to Helm's Deep and Glorfindel started raging about the various things going wrong.
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Fortunately, a strange hyena-like beast dragged Glorfindel off a cliff.
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Fourtunately, Gandalf was then the White Wizard and he whisked all the charcter's in the movies that were introduced (except Arwen) in the LotR series to Valinor.
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Unfortunately, their ship sank halfway there.
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Fourtunately, Ulmo was in a good mood.
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Unforunately, after finding out the stories of the characters, Ulmo wasn't sure he wanted to be in a good mood.
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Fourtunately, Manwe was in a good mood and ordered Ulmo to save them, against Ulmo's will of course.
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Unfortunately, they were washed ashore back on Middle Earth
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Fortunately they found an inn.
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Unfortunately, the Nazgul found it as well, and had a grudge against some of the characters.
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Fourtunately, there were so many ppl there that looked like them that the Nazgul didnt no who to attack.
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#1212 |
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Unfortunately the Mouth of Sauron found the Ring and gave it to Sauron.
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Fourtunately, Gandalf saw him and he ran up and uncloacked himself (
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Unfortunately the ring fell into Anduin.... and the entire process was repeated.
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Fortunately the Ring fell down a plot hole and thus was banished from this thread.
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. . . the Ring found its way to the Crazy Captions thread.
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Fourtunately, everyone knew the power of the Ring and left it along.
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Unfortunately, Sauron got mad that his Ring was banished, and forged another...
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Fourtunately, the fires of Mount Doom were out at the time.
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Unfortunately, he remembered that he had left Mt. Doom's propane bill on the counter, and after having a nice cup of tea and toast he payed his bill collector, all with a gracful ease of someone under pressure...
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Fortunately, Celebrimbor "borrowed" Sauron's propane heater, so the fires of Mt. Doom didn't come back to life.
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Unfortunately, Good old Mount Doom became Mount Zoom once again and drove off to run over Celebrimbor!
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Fourtunately, Celebrimbor was visiting the Dwarves of Moria and Mount Zoom couldn't find him.
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Unfortunately, the Balrog found him.
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Fourtunately, Celebrimbor distracted him by asking the Balrog if he had wings.
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Unfortunately another Balrog killed him with his fiery whip.
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Fourtunately, Gandalf came along just as Celebrimbor was slain and he uncloaked himeslf (
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Unfortunately Gandalf was surrounded by enemies.
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Fourtunately, his enemies were surrounded by Eomer and the Rohirrim.
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Unfortunately Eomer was surrounded by his enemies, and they brought a troll...with a laser and a guitar
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Fourtunately, Eomer brought his guitar and they had a guitar war, which Eomer won.
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Unfortuantely, The Cheat went up behind Eomer and unplugged Eomers guitar, and Eomer was cheating, so he was disqualified
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Fortunately, The Cheat's head exploded, as it often does.
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Unfourtunately, the Cheat's head explosion also knocked Eomer's amp over and therefore he was found out.
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Fortunately, Eomer found all of this rather absurd and gave 'The Cheat' a nice sized pony named 'Mr. Dandiworth' for his troubles.
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Unfortunately, no one had seen an Orc walking off with a ring of power.
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. . . someone had smelled said Orc, and fired an arrow at his direction.
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Unfortunately they were so overpowered by the stench that they misjudged the direction and accidentally shot Eomer.
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Fortunately, the Orc laughed himself into a coma.
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Unfourtunately, a Balrog found the Ring.
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