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Kath · 08-31-2005, 12:49 PM

Arwen: Making Frodo look like a mini-Nazgul is not amusing!

Alcarillo · 08-31-2005, 12:53 PM

Arwen: Good Eru, what happened to Frodo's head?!

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-31-2005, 12:56 PM

Aragron: YOU saw Gandalf the grey uncloaked?

OR

Aragorn: What the Angband are you doing here? What happened to Glorfindell?

Arwen: He had to go!

Aragorn: You mean he's dead?

Arwen: Yes! As dead as that squirrel!

Aragorn: Which one?

Arwen: *shoots arrow into tree, there is a squeaking sound* THAT squirrel!

Kitanna · 08-31-2005, 01:39 PM

Aragorn: What do you mean the rugged look is out?

or

Arwen was elected to be the designated driver of Frodo.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-31-2005, 01:43 PM

As Arwen and Aragorn bickered, the Ringwraith casually stole their horse.

Lalwendë · 08-31-2005, 02:03 PM

Arwen: "Hang on, what do you think you're doing? The kids asked for a guy for Bonfire Night, but who said you could use my best cardigan?"

OR

Arwen: "I leave you to get the groceries on your own and this happens. 12 cans of beer? A 15" pizza? A bumper pack of Pop Tarts?"

wilwarin538 · 08-31-2005, 02:07 PM

Arwen: Why, in the name of Eru, would you put glue all over you hand? Now what are we supposed to do?

Glirdan · 08-31-2005, 02:11 PM

Arwen: No! I will take Frodo to Rivendell! Pippin won't find him there!
Aragron: Umm, Honey? We're heading there right after you.

or

Aragron: So, where have you been?
Arwen: I wasn't hiding in a bush with Haldir!!!

or

Aragorn: Arwen!? Where's Glorfindel?
Arwen: I stole his horse and knocked him out so I could get a bigger role in the movie.
PJ: Somebody get me the script!!!

davem · 08-31-2005, 02:37 PM

Aragorn: 'No, it will work - you just move this lever at the back & its mouth moves- 'I'ng Grodo Gaggins & I gav the gring'

Arwen: 'Look, when Legolas mentioned a diversion I think he meant something else.'

Aragorn: 'You never like any of my plans! I never dissed your dumb Banner idea!'

08-31-2005, 12:49 PM	#1
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Arwen: Making Frodo look like a mini-Nazgul is not amusing! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

08-31-2005, 12:56 PM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragron: YOU saw Gandalf the grey uncloaked? OR Aragorn: What the Angband are you doing here? What happened to Glorfindell? Arwen: He had to go! Aragorn: You mean he's dead? Arwen: Yes! As dead as that squirrel! Aragorn: Which one? Arwen: shoots arrow into tree, there is a squeaking sound THAT squirrel! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 08-31-2005 at 01:01 PM.

08-31-2005, 01:39 PM	#4
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Aragorn: What do you mean the rugged look is out? or Arwen was elected to be the designated driver of Frodo. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-31-2005, 01:43 PM	#5
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	As Arwen and Aragorn bickered, the Ringwraith casually stole their horse. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-31-2005, 02:03 PM	#6
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Arwen: "Hang on, what do you think you're doing? The kids asked for a guy for Bonfire Night, but who said you could use my best cardigan?" OR Arwen: "I leave you to get the groceries on your own and this happens. 12 cans of beer? A 15" pizza? A bumper pack of Pop Tarts?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-31-2005, 12:53 PM	#2
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Arwen: Good Eru, what happened to Frodo's head?!

08-31-2005, 02:07 PM	#7
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Arwen: Why, in the name of Eru, would you put glue all over you hand? Now what are we supposed to do? __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

08-31-2005, 02:11 PM	#8
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Arwen: No! I will take Frodo to Rivendell! Pippin won't find him there! Aragron: Umm, Honey? We're heading there right after you. or Aragron: So, where have you been? Arwen: I wasn't hiding in a bush with Haldir!!! or Aragorn: Arwen!? Where's Glorfindel? Arwen: I stole his horse and knocked him out so I could get a bigger role in the movie. PJ: Somebody get me the script!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-31-2005, 02:37 PM	#9
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Aragorn: 'No, it will work - you just move this lever at the back & its mouth moves- 'I'ng Grodo Gaggins & I gav the gring' Arwen: 'Look, when Legolas mentioned a diversion I think he meant something else.' Aragorn: 'You never like any of my plans! I never dissed your dumb Banner idea!' __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."