If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Glirdan · 09-02-2005, 01:59 PM

1)Tell them " No I don't want any Orc girl cookie guides now go!"

2)Ask them if the met Boromir the Disco King

3)Pull a Bilbo and yell " The Eagles are coming! The Eagles are coming" and in the confusion and fear, slip out and get an army of Downer's to come and help me where we will all fight valiantly. The only problem will be Gil and his big ego. He'll try and be a hero and take on 10 orcs at a time. Luckily, he will have the phantom by his side and both their giant ego's will prevail.

Meneltarmacil · 09-02-2005, 02:15 PM

If they're as skilled in combat as most enemy soldiers in the movies are, I'd probably defeat them easily.

Lily Bombadil · 09-05-2005, 02:28 PM

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ID RUN AND SCREAM LIKE A LITTEL GIRL.

Well, Wayne, I'm glad you're honest.

In that situation, naturally, I would be terrified. Then I would try to find out if they were merely humans in costume. If they were the real deal, as it were, I would lead a campaign to get rid of all the cheerleaders in my school, the drill team, and the pansy school mascot (who might be the son of the Indian from the Village People, 'cause he sure bears resemblance). I'm sorry. I don't hate people with school spirit; just the ones at MY school. But mostly the mascot. He betrayed me once. Love you guys!

Just so you all know, I'd rally up the orcs and lead them into the gymnasium during Friday's pep rally. Hope it's football season! Cheers!

Bergil · 09-05-2005, 06:02 PM

I'd alter their egoes

Glirdan · 09-09-2005, 09:08 PM

I'd ask Gothmog, if he was there "Did you hit yourself in the face with an iron thinking it was the phone?"

Lily Bombadil · 09-09-2005, 09:34 PM

I've changed my mind: I'll let the cheerleaders live. Instead, I want the orcs to attack my stupid ex boyfriend and his new girlfriend who looks like a confounded kindergartener!!!!!

Glirdan · 09-09-2005, 09:47 PM

That's kind of harsh, don't you think Lily?

Anyway getting back on topic...

I'd get them imersed in an argument about Balrog's and wherther or not they have wings. This will cause them to fight and thsu kill eash other off. Then, when there is only a few left with the same ideas, I'll kill them myself!!

09-02-2005, 01:59 PM	#1
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	1)Tell them " No I don't want any Orc girl cookie guides now go!" 2)Ask them if the met Boromir the Disco King 3)Pull a Bilbo and yell " The Eagles are coming! The Eagles are coming" and in the confusion and fear, slip out and get an army of Downer's to come and help me where we will all fight valiantly. The only problem will be Gil and his big ego. He'll try and be a hero and take on 10 orcs at a time. Luckily, he will have the phantom by his side and both their giant ego's will prevail. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-02-2005, 02:15 PM	#2
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	If they're as skilled in combat as most enemy soldiers in the movies are, I'd probably defeat them easily. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-05-2005, 06:02 PM	#4
Bergil Wight Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: the Lepetomaine Gambling Casino For The Insane Posts: 157	I'd alter their egoes __________________ I support...something.

09-09-2005, 09:08 PM	#5
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	I'd ask Gothmog, if he was there "Did you hit yourself in the face with an iron thinking it was the phone?" __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-09-2005, 09:34 PM	#6
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	An Even Better Idea... I've changed my mind: I'll let the cheerleaders live. Instead, I want the orcs to attack my stupid ex boyfriend and his new girlfriend who looks like a confounded kindergartener!!!!! __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

09-09-2005, 09:47 PM	#7
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	That's kind of harsh, don't you think Lily? Anyway getting back on topic... I'd get them imersed in an argument about Balrog's and wherther or not they have wings. This will cause them to fight and thsu kill eash other off. Then, when there is only a few left with the same ideas, I'll kill them myself!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf