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Azaelia of Willowbottom · 09-04-2005, 06:41 AM

Unfortunately, he now smelled strongly of chlorine/bleach.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-04-2005, 07:20 AM

Fortunately, the Orcs would not go near him now.

Celuien · 09-04-2005, 07:23 AM

Unfortunately, the orcs from Sauron's swimming pool service did go near him.

Glirdan · 09-04-2005, 07:38 AM

Fourtunately, all the orcs from Sauron's swimming pool service fell in the pool and drowned.

Azaelia of Willowbottom · 09-04-2005, 10:01 AM

Unfortunately, the drowned orcs were quite a mess, and would be such a pain to clean up.

Glirdan · 09-04-2005, 10:02 AM

Fourtunatel, Sauron couldn't use the pool seeing as he had no body and the orcs didn't care for swimming either.

Gil-Galad · 09-04-2005, 02:37 PM

Unfortunately Gandalf did want too swim....uncloaked

09-04-2005, 06:41 AM	#1
Azaelia of Willowbottom Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: By the Sea Posts: 446	Unfortunately, he now smelled strongly of chlorine/bleach. __________________ "Wherever I have been, I am back."

09-04-2005, 07:20 AM	#2
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the Orcs would not go near him now. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-04-2005, 07:23 AM	#3
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Unfortunately, the orcs from Sauron's swimming pool service did go near him. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

09-04-2005, 07:38 AM	#4
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, all the orcs from Sauron's swimming pool service fell in the pool and drowned. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-04-2005, 10:01 AM	#5
Azaelia of Willowbottom Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: By the Sea Posts: 446	Unfortunately, the drowned orcs were quite a mess, and would be such a pain to clean up. __________________ "Wherever I have been, I am back."

09-04-2005, 10:02 AM	#6
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunatel, Sauron couldn't use the pool seeing as he had no body and the orcs didn't care for swimming either. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-04-2005, 02:37 PM	#7
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately Gandalf did want too swim....uncloaked __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.