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The Perky Ent · 09-06-2005, 08:14 PM

Unfortunatly, Merry died from loss of blood when he was attacked by a rogue splinter

Glirdan · 09-06-2005, 08:17 PM

Unfourtunately, Glirdan was confused at how this turned into Pippin and poisonous mushrooms, therefor he didn't have a come back.

The Perky Ent · 09-06-2005, 08:19 PM

Fortunatly, The Perky Ent did, and made a comeback worthy of song.

Glirdan · 09-06-2005, 09:11 PM

Unfourtunately, Perky's comeback did not get turned into song and was forever lost.

The Elf-warrior · 09-06-2005, 09:14 PM

Fortunately no one has to wonder because it is unrelated.

The Perky Ent · 09-06-2005, 09:22 PM

Unfortunatly, I forgot what the topic was about completly, and jumped the thread to 'Frodo and Sam had just entered Mordor'

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-06-2005, 11:57 PM

Fortunately, since the ring was destroyed, Mordor was now an amusement park and hotel with a five star restaurant.

Lhunardawen · 09-07-2005, 12:08 AM

Unfortunately, it had a moody fire-breathing gigantic Eye for a mascot.

Boromir88 · 09-07-2005, 05:09 AM

Fortunately the moody fire-breathing eye served as a successful tourist attractments, especially the little ones who could poke it.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-07-2005, 07:23 AM

. . . all who poked said Eye burst into flames.

Dimcollowen · 09-07-2005, 09:26 AM

unfortunately they say those that stay at the Mt. Doom Inn and Hotel hear Gollum muttering "the precious....the precious....he stole it from us....yes he did precious....."

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-07-2005, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Nilpaurion Felagund

Unfortunately...

. . . all who poked said Eye burst into flames.

Fortunately, they put the eye in a small cave where no one could get to him, so he reclined and started writing strange novels.

Dimcollowen · 09-07-2005, 10:15 AM

unfortunately his stories started to sell and talk show hosts wouldn't stop hounding him to come on thier show

Glirdan · 09-07-2005, 02:12 PM

Fourtunately, the said Eye didn't care because he was getting fame from it. And the rest of ME didn't care cuz that was one less Eye to get rid of. Now it's that stinky Balrog that has to go.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-07-2005, 02:14 PM

Unfortunately, no one wanted to go near him, as he was too smelly.

Kath · 09-07-2005, 02:13 PM

Fortunately this was a good thing as it got rid of loads of talk show hosts!

The Elf-warrior · 09-07-2005, 09:24 PM

Fortunately Grima the Green was sent to the top of a high mountain bound with heavy chains.

Gil-Galad · 09-07-2005, 09:40 PM

Unfortunately Grima didn't receive that memo

The Perky Ent · 09-07-2005, 09:46 PM

Fortunatly, Aulë did, and chained him to the mountain, setting guards to surround his body

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-07-2005, 11:58 PM

Unfortunately, everyone was so distracted by Gríma the Green that they did not see Saruman making off with all the gold!

09-06-2005, 08:14 PM	#1
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, Merry died from loss of blood when he was attacked by a rogue splinter __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-06-2005, 08:17 PM	#2
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, Glirdan was confused at how this turned into Pippin and poisonous mushrooms, therefor he didn't have a come back. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-06-2005, 08:19 PM	#3
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, The Perky Ent did, and made a comeback worthy of song. __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-06-2005, 09:11 PM	#4
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, Perky's comeback did not get turned into song and was forever lost. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-06-2005, 09:14 PM	#5
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately no one has to wonder because it is unrelated. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-06-2005, 09:22 PM	#6
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, I forgot what the topic was about completly, and jumped the thread to 'Frodo and Sam had just entered Mordor' __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-06-2005, 11:57 PM	#7
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, since the ring was destroyed, Mordor was now an amusement park and hotel with a five star restaurant. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-07-2005, 12:08 AM	#8
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Unfortunately, it had a moody fire-breathing gigantic Eye for a mascot.

09-07-2005, 05:09 AM	#9
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Fortunately the moody fire-breathing eye served as a successful tourist attractments, especially the little ones who could poke it. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-07-2005, 07:23 AM	#10
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . all who poked said Eye burst into flames. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-07-2005, 09:26 AM	#11
Dimcollowen Pile O'Bones Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Minas Tirith Posts: 23	unfortunately they say those that stay at the Mt. Doom Inn and Hotel hear Gollum muttering "the precious....the precious....he stole it from us....yes he did precious....." __________________ They say Lothlorien is beautiful, and I don't disagree. Elves, they also say, are the most beautiful race, and they are beautiful, But you are the most handsome of all. Elessar, you and I were meant to be.

09-07-2005, 10:15 AM	#13
Dimcollowen Pile O'Bones Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Minas Tirith Posts: 23	unfortunately his stories started to sell and talk show hosts wouldn't stop hounding him to come on thier show __________________ They say Lothlorien is beautiful, and I don't disagree. Elves, they also say, are the most beautiful race, and they are beautiful, But you are the most handsome of all. Elessar, you and I were meant to be.

09-07-2005, 02:12 PM	#14
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, the said Eye didn't care because he was getting fame from it. And the rest of ME didn't care cuz that was one less Eye to get rid of. Now it's that stinky Balrog that has to go. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-07-2005, 02:14 PM	#15
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, no one wanted to go near him, as he was too smelly. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-07-2005, 02:13 PM	#16
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately this was a good thing as it got rid of loads of talk show hosts! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-07-2005, 09:24 PM	#17
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately Grima the Green was sent to the top of a high mountain bound with heavy chains. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-07-2005, 09:40 PM	#18
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately Grima didn't receive that memo __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-07-2005, 09:46 PM	#19
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, Aulë did, and chained him to the mountain, setting guards to surround his body __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-07-2005, 11:58 PM	#20
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, everyone was so distracted by Gríma the Green that they did not see Saruman making off with all the gold! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...