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Boromir88 · 09-07-2005, 05:09 AM

Fortunately the moody fire-breathing eye served as a successful tourist attractments, especially the little ones who could poke it.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-07-2005, 07:23 AM

. . . all who poked said Eye burst into flames.

Dimcollowen · 09-07-2005, 09:26 AM

unfortunately they say those that stay at the Mt. Doom Inn and Hotel hear Gollum muttering "the precious....the precious....he stole it from us....yes he did precious....."

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-07-2005, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Nilpaurion Felagund

Unfortunately...

. . . all who poked said Eye burst into flames.

Fortunately, they put the eye in a small cave where no one could get to him, so he reclined and started writing strange novels.

Dimcollowen · 09-07-2005, 10:15 AM

unfortunately his stories started to sell and talk show hosts wouldn't stop hounding him to come on thier show

Glirdan · 09-07-2005, 02:12 PM

Fourtunately, the said Eye didn't care because he was getting fame from it. And the rest of ME didn't care cuz that was one less Eye to get rid of. Now it's that stinky Balrog that has to go.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-07-2005, 02:14 PM

Unfortunately, no one wanted to go near him, as he was too smelly.

Glirdan · 09-07-2005, 02:15 PM

Fourtunately, Gil-Galad did because they were best friends.

Kath · 09-07-2005, 02:13 PM

Fortunately this was a good thing as it got rid of loads of talk show hosts!

09-07-2005, 05:09 AM	#1
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Fortunately the moody fire-breathing eye served as a successful tourist attractments, especially the little ones who could poke it. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-07-2005, 07:23 AM	#2
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . all who poked said Eye burst into flames. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-07-2005, 09:26 AM	#3
Dimcollowen Pile O'Bones Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Minas Tirith Posts: 23	unfortunately they say those that stay at the Mt. Doom Inn and Hotel hear Gollum muttering "the precious....the precious....he stole it from us....yes he did precious....." __________________ They say Lothlorien is beautiful, and I don't disagree. Elves, they also say, are the most beautiful race, and they are beautiful, But you are the most handsome of all. Elessar, you and I were meant to be.

09-07-2005, 10:15 AM	#5
Dimcollowen Pile O'Bones Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Minas Tirith Posts: 23	unfortunately his stories started to sell and talk show hosts wouldn't stop hounding him to come on thier show __________________ They say Lothlorien is beautiful, and I don't disagree. Elves, they also say, are the most beautiful race, and they are beautiful, But you are the most handsome of all. Elessar, you and I were meant to be.

09-07-2005, 02:12 PM	#6
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, the said Eye didn't care because he was getting fame from it. And the rest of ME didn't care cuz that was one less Eye to get rid of. Now it's that stinky Balrog that has to go. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-07-2005, 02:14 PM	#7
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, no one wanted to go near him, as he was too smelly. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-07-2005, 02:15 PM	#8
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Gil-Galad did because they were best friends. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-07-2005, 02:13 PM	#9
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately this was a good thing as it got rid of loads of talk show hosts! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”