Fortunately/Unfortunately - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

wilwarin538 · 09-10-2005, 10:28 AM

Unfortunately, that meant that the story of the Lord of the Rings didn't happen so the Barrow Downs never excisted.

Glirdan · 09-10-2005, 10:30 AM

Fourtnately, someone decided to write LotR and the Barrow Down's came out a few years after the release of the first book.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-10-2005, 11:14 AM

Unfortunately, The Lord of the Rings was now different and included the sentence, "Balrogs defiantly do not have no none wings... perhaps" and no one took it seriously.

The Perky Ent · 09-10-2005, 11:15 AM

Fortunatly, Tolkien had a sense of humor, and put "just kidding" right after it

Glirdan · 09-10-2005, 01:11 PM

Unfourtunately, Tolkien wasn't the author and any book with his name in it was automatically suspected be a fraud book.

Celuien · 09-10-2005, 03:23 PM

Fortunately, the fraud book was written in a parallel universe. Which meant that in the universe this story started in, Captain Kirk and company were still searching for Sauron and trying to find a way to keep the Downs from vanishing in a temporal paradox.

The Perky Ent · 09-10-2005, 03:25 PM

Unfortunatly, the eagles were still attacking the enterprize

09-10-2005, 10:28 AM	#1
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Unfortunately, that meant that the story of the Lord of the Rings didn't happen so the Barrow Downs never excisted. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin Last edited by wilwarin538; 09-11-2005 at 06:39 AM.

09-10-2005, 10:30 AM	#2
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtnately, someone decided to write LotR and the Barrow Down's came out a few years after the release of the first book. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-10-2005, 11:14 AM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, The Lord of the Rings was now different and included the sentence, "Balrogs defiantly do not have no none wings... perhaps" and no one took it seriously. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-10-2005, 11:15 AM	#4
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, Tolkien had a sense of humor, and put "just kidding" right after it __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-10-2005, 01:11 PM	#5
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, Tolkien wasn't the author and any book with his name in it was automatically suspected be a fraud book. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-10-2005, 03:23 PM	#6
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Fortunately, the fraud book was written in a parallel universe. Which meant that in the universe this story started in, Captain Kirk and company were still searching for Sauron and trying to find a way to keep the Downs from vanishing in a temporal paradox. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

09-10-2005, 03:25 PM	#7
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, the eagles were still attacking the enterprize __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'