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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately Aragorn managed to kill Sauron while Sauron was torturing the Mouth of Sauron because the Mouth of Sauron's propaganda broadcasts were unspeakably boring.
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Energetic Essence
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Unfourtunately, this new feat of Arargorn's still didn't impress Arwen and she continued to cheat on him.
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Maniacal Mage
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Fortunatly, Faramir tooks Boromir's place for the fellowship of the ring, and because of this, Aragorn could marry Eowyn
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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Energetic Essence
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Unfourtunately, Eowyn was to busy tending to an 80 year old man and had no time to get married.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately Eowyn found a nurse for Theoden and was given permission to marry Aragorn.
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Energetic Essence
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Unfourtunately, she fell for Boromir instead, only because he's the Disco King.
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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Fortunately, Aragorn secretly broke Boromir's legs and won the disco championship.
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