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Hookbill the Goomba · 09-15-2005, 02:10 PM

Fortunately, everyone was so confused that they just assumed it was good and went back to work. Sauron got a job at Star-bucks.

Glirdan · 09-15-2005, 02:16 PM

Unfourtunately, he got fired in three days, again.

Gil-Galad · 09-15-2005, 04:40 PM

Forunately Saurons dad got him a job at the zoo

Glirdan · 09-15-2005, 04:41 PM

Unfourtunately, Sauron's dad was Morgoth who was still trapped in the Void and thus, Sauron was still out of a job.

Gil-Galad · 09-15-2005, 04:58 PM

fortunately Morgoth was Saurons adoptive dad, Aule was his real dad and Aule got Sauron the job and whatever Glirdan says doesn't apply to this thread anymore

Márcolië Lamen · 09-15-2005, 05:01 PM

Unfortunately this meant that Sauron was now trapped in an identity crisis because he learned random things he grew up assuming true were now proven false.

Celuien · 09-15-2005, 05:06 PM

Fortunately, Sauron's identity crisis caused him to turn over a new leaf. He then joined the battle against evil in Middle Earth.

Glirdan · 09-15-2005, 05:07 PM

Fourtunately, whatever Glirdy says still applies to this thread, it's what ever Gil says that doesn't apply.

Since Sauron was going through an identity crisis, he didn't have a chance to make the Ring of Power.

09-15-2005, 02:10 PM	#1
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, everyone was so confused that they just assumed it was good and went back to work. Sauron got a job at Star-bucks. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-15-2005, 02:16 PM	#2
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, he got fired in three days, again. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-15-2005, 04:40 PM	#3
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Forunately Saurons dad got him a job at the zoo __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-15-2005, 04:41 PM	#4
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, Sauron's dad was Morgoth who was still trapped in the Void and thus, Sauron was still out of a job. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-15-2005, 04:58 PM	#5
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	fortunately Morgoth was Saurons adoptive dad, Aule was his real dad and Aule got Sauron the job and whatever Glirdan says doesn't apply to this thread anymore __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-15-2005, 05:01 PM	#6
Márcolië Lamen Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Nwy, land of the llamas Posts: 109	Unfortunately this meant that Sauron was now trapped in an identity crisis because he learned random things he grew up assuming true were now proven false. __________________ Here there be turtle-dragons

09-15-2005, 05:06 PM	#7
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Fortunately, Sauron's identity crisis caused him to turn over a new leaf. He then joined the battle against evil in Middle Earth. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

09-15-2005, 05:07 PM	#8
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, whatever Glirdy says still applies to this thread, it's what ever Gil says that doesn't apply. Since Sauron was going through an identity crisis, he didn't have a chance to make the Ring of Power. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf