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Boromir88 · 09-17-2005, 06:15 PM

Fortunately, Sauron's life was bound to Glirdan's "unfortunately posting streak." When that streak was broken Sauron spontaneously combusted.

Gil-Galad · 09-17-2005, 06:23 PM

unfortunately all of Middle Earth spontaneusly combusted with Sauron

Boromir88 · 09-17-2005, 06:42 PM

Fortunately that was Eru's plan all along. He now got to sit in peace and relaxation never having to deal with the pesky races of middle-earth again. (Or Gandalf's uncloakedness).

The Perky Ent · 09-17-2005, 07:32 PM

Unfortunatly, Eru's older twin brother, Meru, came and killed Eru. Then he created his own world where uncloaked Gandalf's walked the streets by the thousands!

Glirdan · 09-17-2005, 08:12 PM

Fourtunately, Glirdan came back and set everything straight. Eru back as head of Arda, no Gandalf's uncloaking and destroying Gil's big ego were just some of the things on his agenda.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-18-2005, 03:16 AM

. . . a cloaked Gandalf heralds the end of everything. The thread collapses upon itself into a single point of extreme inanity.

The 1,000 Reader · 09-18-2005, 04:23 AM

Fortunately, an atom survived, split, and recreated everything like it was before via a second big bang. However, Thursday had become the official "Mock Sauron" day.

09-17-2005, 06:15 PM	#1
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Fortunately, Sauron's life was bound to Glirdan's "unfortunately posting streak." When that streak was broken Sauron spontaneously combusted. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-17-2005, 06:23 PM	#2
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	unfortunately all of Middle Earth spontaneusly combusted with Sauron __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-17-2005, 06:42 PM	#3
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Fortunately that was Eru's plan all along. He now got to sit in peace and relaxation never having to deal with the pesky races of middle-earth again. (Or Gandalf's uncloakedness). __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-17-2005, 07:32 PM	#4
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, Eru's older twin brother, Meru, came and killed Eru. Then he created his own world where uncloaked Gandalf's walked the streets by the thousands! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-17-2005, 08:12 PM	#5
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Glirdan came back and set everything straight. Eru back as head of Arda, no Gandalf's uncloaking and destroying Gil's big ego were just some of the things on his agenda. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-18-2005, 03:16 AM	#6
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . a cloaked Gandalf heralds the end of everything. The thread collapses upon itself into a single point of extreme inanity. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-18-2005, 04:23 AM	#7
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, an atom survived, split, and recreated everything like it was before via a second big bang. However, Thursday had become the official "Mock Sauron" day.