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09-20-2005, 08:57 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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No no no Kitanna...it goes like this:
Aragorn backs away from the others into The Wardrobe.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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09-20-2005, 09:02 PM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
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*Aragorn dissapears into the wardrobe*
Legolas: *gasp* Aragorn is gone! Elrond:  very good Legolas. Have another chew toy!
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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09-20-2005, 09:16 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Elrond tried a new career
Group portraits are always difficult.
Elrond: Okay we need to have everybody move in a bitter closer....there that's it....confounded Samwise please get that donkey to stop sniffing Frodo's pack...okay again I think we have it....BOROMIR will you please stop goosing Merry! Remember people this is serious we need to preserve this portrait for posterity.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” Last edited by mormegil; 09-21-2005 at 08:53 AM. |
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09-20-2005, 09:29 PM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
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Elrond: Nine companions. So be it! You shall be the fellowship of the ...of the...um...suggestions, anyone?
Pippin: Pipe weed! Boromir: Minas Tirith! Aragorn: Athelas! Legolas: We love you Legolas Fan club! Merry: Witch King Stabbers Anonymous Gandalf: Nose-followers! Gimli: Little hairy dwarven women! hehehe *falls down drunk* Sam: Garden! ooo! ooo! Pick Garden! Mr. Frodo, tell him to pick garden Frodo: Fellowship of the Ring? Elrond: Hmm...after much decision, you shall be the Fellowship of the....Pipe weed! Off you go; Mordor's to the left. See you in about a year!
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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09-21-2005, 08:43 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Merry: So that’s where all our Ent draughts went!
OR Pippin is the only one who sees the TARDIS materialising behind Elrond.
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09-21-2005, 09:03 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Ripped off . . . sort off . . .
Gimli: Longwinded is he who says farewell in a day and a night.
Elrond: But headless is the Dwarf who dares to insult the owner of this house. Gimli: OK, shutting up.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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09-21-2005, 10:19 AM
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Princess of Skwerlz
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles)
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Elrond practices a new song with Middle-earth's hottest boygroup:
"OK now, it goes: 'It's fun to stay at the... Laaaast Hooomely House!' "
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'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...' |
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09-21-2005, 10:28 AM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Not for nothing was Gandalf known as the Grey
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace |
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09-20-2005, 10:12 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A cosmic waiting room
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Frodo
"Am I the only one who notices that Elrond's fly is down?"
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Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? |
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09-20-2005, 10:46 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
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Elrond:
"And here to open the Blue Tower commemorating the Last Alliance of Elves and Men is Legolas, Prince of Mirkwood, and Boromir, Captain-General of Gondor."
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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09-20-2005, 11:10 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Elrond looks over his completed collection of Middle-Earth Table excessories; including the Gandalf Pepper Mill, matching Merry and Pippin Salt and Pepper Shakers, and the very rare Bill the Pony Sugar Bowl.
OR Elrond: "Aragorn, as your father-in-law to be, I would advise that you get a toupee(sp). That forehead is really getting high." OR An odd troop of carolers are going to sing to Elrond. OR Elrond: "Well, I don't care what the map says; this is Rivendell, not Rohan. The directions are wrong." Boromir: "Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"
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09-20-2005, 11:55 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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As the Giant Elrond threatens the Fellowship, Gandalf prepares to use his secret weapon!
 OR Aragorn steals some food from the packs on Bill the Pony.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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09-21-2005, 12:22 AM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
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Because Captain Obvious hasn't suffered my full wrath yet!
Elrond: *licks lips* Well? What are you waiting for? You gonna destory that ring, or what?
Frodo: Where is Bilbo? Elrond: Bilbo?!? um...he...went....out...Aragorn: Where? Elrond: Um....I forgot Gandalf: What are you hiding? Speak! Elrond: Nuthin *wipes mouth*.... Sam: There's a piece of ole Bilbo's tunic in your mouth Elrond: That's lembas. They look alike Boromir: And there's a pipe of his lodged in your teeth Elrond: Um....hmm.... *moment of silence* Legolas: He ate Bilbo! Fellowship: *sigh*
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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09-21-2005, 01:26 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Elrond: Food is growing short, so we're going to have to eat Bill the Pony.
Sam:
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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09-21-2005, 05:07 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Elrond's words of encouragement...
Elrond: To Frodo, I say to you, don't die. To Legolas, don't pee in the bushes, please go use the porta john. To Merry and Pippin, drugs are bad, mmmkay. Boromir, disco is dead. Gandalf, you should already know what everyone wants you to do. Aragorn, Arwen's run off with Haldir, sorry she needed someone who could see her on a consistant basis. Gimli, umm...well....yeah, go get 'em tiger. And finally Sam, there will be a point in time when you will either have to choose between Bill the Pony or Frodo.
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09-21-2005, 08:11 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Frodo: *raises hand* Um, Elrond? Question: Why do we have a life-size poseable Legolas figure instead of the real deal?
Elrond: Because this is a hopeless quest and all the Elves are leaving these shores and don't want to bother with your pathetic mortal problems anymore. Tata!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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09-21-2005, 08:28 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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In the game of Werewolves . . .
Elrond: Sorry I was away! RL issues, see?
Frodo: Too late, we've already decided to lynch you.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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09-21-2005, 02:41 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Elrond introduces the NEW picture.
 I suppose the Hobbits did over react a little to Gandalf the Grey uncloaked! OR When invisible giant snakes attack!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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09-21-2005, 02:48 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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Samwise: "Don't worry! You can outrun the Black Rider! This is only a movie!"
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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09-21-2005, 02:53 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jun 2004
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The Hobbits are booing the New York Yankees. Yes, that's right, the Hobbits are BoSox fans.
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09-21-2005, 02:56 PM
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Alive without breath
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Thats one heck of a splinter in Pippin's foot!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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09-21-2005, 02:59 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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At Buckleberry Ferry - the Opera. Merry and Pippin are a bit screetchy, but Sam looks like a real pro!
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09-21-2005, 02:59 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
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Sam, Merry, and Pippin are very excited upon arriving in Neverland on their Magic Ferry...
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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09-21-2005, 03:00 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Despite the risk involved in keeping them, both Sam and Pippin were strongly opposed to Frodo leaving the mushrooms, the jettison of which would aid in his escape.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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09-21-2005, 03:52 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
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Yo-ho Yo-ho, a pirate's life for me!!
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
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09-21-2005, 03:53 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Johnson Bible College: Knoxville, TN
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as the villagers watch in astonishment all three lynchees transform into wearwolves: Villagers win
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