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09-23-2005, 11:55 AM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
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Legolas: Uh, Mr Sauron sir?
Sauron: What is it! I'm a little busy here. Legolas: Yes, I know, but you see - you're glowing. Sauron: 
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09-23-2005, 12:09 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Sauron's experiment at creating finger tip flashlights goes horribly wrong!
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09-23-2005, 12:15 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
Posts: 9,461
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Sauron presented quite a challenge for the radiographers when he went to A&E with his maimed hand...
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09-23-2005, 12:22 PM
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Mischievous Candle
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam.
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Sauron had this nagging feeling that a little less silver polish might have been enough.
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09-23-2005, 12:41 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: On your grave, Dancing.
Posts: 101
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Sauron turns to Isildur and asks "Are you a good witch or a bad witch?"
or Behold the armor the Dark Lord would have donned had he reclaimed his ring! The Armor of Urple Light! Armies would have too busy laughing to fight back as he conquered the lands. |
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09-23-2005, 12:45 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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for the Theoden pic...
(for those of you who like Family Guy
 )Playing Pictionary at Meduseld: Pippin (offscreen): "Jackel! Uh...jackel! Jackel. Is it, jackel? Jackel! It's a jackel!" Theoden: "I quit! It wasn't jackel the first time Pippin, why the heck would it be the next 50 times!?" |
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09-23-2005, 01:28 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
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Is it any wonder that Sauron ceased to serve Aule and the Valar? All that light just didn't look as good on his as ebony.
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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09-23-2005, 01:58 PM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,285
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Théoden pic
(an advance sorry to those who normally do this) Théoden: Are we at Helm's Deep yet? Old guy: No sir. The map lied to us. Théoden: I hate MapQuest!!!  Sauron pic Sauron: NOOOOO!!!! I AM DEFEATED!!!! Legolas: Hey everyone!!! Sauron's defeated!!!! Everyone, including Saruon:
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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09-23-2005, 05:53 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Sauron had his fingers cut off in the midst of pulling splinters out of him.
(that would explain the tweezers in his left hand...) |
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09-23-2005, 06:59 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Johnson Bible College: Knoxville, TN
Posts: 464
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Sauron? Yes, that is what they used to call me, Sauron the black. I am Sauron the White, and I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.
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09-23-2005, 06:58 PM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 6,003
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Are those feline or canine facial features?
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09-23-2005, 11:29 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Pandora's box... "LET ME OUT OF HERE!"
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(Pippin with a pale of water)
Pippin: Wonder what happens when I do this. *throws water on Sauron* Sauron: I'm melting... melting..... MELTING!!!!!! (little orcs run out around the now melting Sauron singing HI HO the witch is dead the wicked wicked witch is dead) Sauron lets out a final cry as he turns into a rainbow lollipop. Pippin: Hey look Merry a pretty lollipop. Wanna lick? ----------OR---------------- Sauron runs out of dark tower singing and dancing. Sauron: Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony.......
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And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz..... |
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09-24-2005, 12:46 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Sauron spent too long on the sun-bed.
OR Sauron the black, uncloaked.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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09-24-2005, 09:21 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
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I don't know why but this came to mind(wonder what froid would say...)
Sauron: Behold I am the great Sauron Beavis(yes random):Really cool but I am the Great Cornholio S:But Im better B: Do you have TP? S:.....uh....no B:Than you su-- for I am the great cornholioooooooooo or(another less random one) Sauron:Let me get this straight Gandalf glows and all of a sudden he's mighty...but if i glow im dieing....dude thats messed up
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