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The Perky Ent · 09-23-2005, 09:45 PM

Fortunatly, Gimli fell through the center of the earth, and fell out into Numenor

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-24-2005, 12:29 AM

Unfourtunately, Numenor was under water and so Gimli drowned.

Gil-Galad · 09-24-2005, 07:21 AM

Fortunately it rose back to the surface and Gimli was fine, but he had a Pet Dinosaur named ________ and they went on their merry adventures together

Glirdan · 09-24-2005, 08:30 AM

Unfourtunately, the pet dinosaur named_________ ate Gimli.

The Perky Ent · 09-24-2005, 08:40 AM

Fortunatly, Gimli cloned himself back in Valinor, so the clone activated

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-24-2005, 11:12 AM

Unfourtunately, protesters battered the clone to death.

Glirdan · 09-24-2005, 11:49 AM

Foutunately, they all got scared away by Gandalf, who was(of course) uncloaked.

The Perky Ent · 09-24-2005, 11:55 AM

Unfortunatly, Perky forgot what exactly was so scary about Gandalf being uncloaked, so all the people came back to lynch the clones!

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-24-2005, 12:02 PM

Foutunately, Tom Bombadill and a Balrog came by and everyone ran after them to find out who they were and if they had wings.

Meneltarmacil · 09-24-2005, 03:13 PM

Unfortunately, the Balrog ate Tom and everyone else.

EDIT: This is my 1000th post! Woo hoo!!

Glirdan · 09-24-2005, 03:15 PM

Fourtunately, the Balrog didn't like the fact that he ate Bombadil, even if his singing was annoying, so, since Bombadil was the first person he ate, he spit everyone out agian.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-24-2005, 03:21 PM

Unfortunately, most of them were half chewed

Boromir88 · 09-24-2005, 04:02 PM

Fortunately Gothmog (The pink orc) had buddies to hang out with now.

The Perky Ent · 09-24-2005, 05:28 PM

Unfortunatly, he too was turned into a Maia, and was whisked off to Valinor, where he read poetry to the Vanyar

Gil-Galad · 09-24-2005, 05:30 PM

fortunately it was good poetry so Gothmog never bothered anyone again

Boromir88 · 09-24-2005, 07:16 PM

Unfortunately, Eru became sick of poetry, he said it stirred up too much emotion and expelled Gothmog to Elba and anyone else who dared write/tell poetry.

Glirdan · 09-24-2005, 08:36 PM

Fourtunately, he left me in Doriath cause he rather liked my poetry. (if you wonder why I put my name in there, it's because my screename stands for poet, soooo.....)

Meneltarmacil · 09-25-2005, 11:25 AM

Unfortunately, Glirdan was turned into a giant slug and could no longer write poetry.

Boromir88 · 09-25-2005, 12:04 PM

Fortunately, Glirdan the giant slug could still talk and told Gothmog what to write. Poetry lives!

wilwarin538 · 09-25-2005, 12:13 PM

Unfortunetely, he could talk, but only in slugish, which Gothmog could not understand. Poetry dies!

Glirdan · 09-25-2005, 12:39 PM

Fourtunately, Gothmog bought a Slug translation book and was able to translate everything I said. Poetry Lives!!!

Boromir88 · 09-25-2005, 12:42 PM

Unfortunately Eru smote Glirdan the slug, no more poetry.

Kath · 09-25-2005, 03:17 PM

Fortunately this was the full and complete end of the matter, as everyone had mroe important things to worry about, such as where Gandalf had got to this time!

Boromir88 · 09-25-2005, 03:42 PM

Unfortunately Gandalf was striking a deal with Sauron to destroy all of Middle-earth.

Meneltarmacil · 09-25-2005, 04:32 PM

Fortunately, they both spontaneously combusted.

The Perky Ent · 09-25-2005, 04:38 PM

Unfortunatly, Gandalf still had Narya, so the fire didnt' effect him. However, the fire did effect his cloths, and he became uncloaked

Gil-Galad · 09-25-2005, 05:01 PM

Fortunately Eru thought of the childeren and Smote Gandalf

Meneltarmacil · 09-25-2005, 07:33 PM

Unfortunately, Gandalf was smite-proof.

The Perky Ent · 09-25-2005, 08:37 PM

Fortunatly, he wasn't smote proof, and so Eru smote him upon the mountain

Glirdan · 09-25-2005, 08:44 PM

Unfourtunately, he needed Gandalf to destroy the last Balrog of Morgoth, so he let him live.

The 1,000 Reader · 09-25-2005, 11:02 PM

Fortunately, Gandalf had to fight the Balrog right at that moment, and in the end Gandalf killed the Balrog but died soon after.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-25-2005, 11:59 PM

Unfortunately, a Dragon came to the shire and there was no Gandalf to stop it!

Boromir88 · 09-26-2005, 04:49 AM

Fortunately, there were Anti-ballistic Dragon hobbit units to stop it.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-26-2005, 09:24 AM

Unfortunately, the Dragon was not a ballistic Dragon, so they were powerless to stop it!

The Perky Ent · 09-26-2005, 10:42 AM

Fortunatly, it turned out to be a firework set off by Merry and Pippin!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 09-26-2005, 05:03 PM

Unfortunately the firework started a fire, witch burned down all of Hobbiton

Boromir88 · 09-26-2005, 05:09 PM

Fortunately, Nienna cared deeply for the Shire, and cried, restoring Hobbiton back to it's time before the fire.

The Perky Ent · 09-26-2005, 07:49 PM

Unfortunatly, Nienna was the valar who mentored Gandalf, so she send him into the homes of the hobbiton children...UNCLOAKED

Meneltarmacil · 09-26-2005, 07:51 PM

Fortunately, Gandalf strangely transforms into a frog whenever he uncloaks himself.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-26-2005, 08:35 PM

. . . Balrogs eat frogs.

09-23-2005, 09:45 PM	#1801
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, Gimli fell through the center of the earth, and fell out into Numenor __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-24-2005, 12:29 AM	#1802
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfourtunately, Numenor was under water and so Gimli drowned. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-24-2005, 07:21 AM	#1803
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately it rose back to the surface and Gimli was fine, but he had a Pet Dinosaur named ________ and they went on their merry adventures together __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-24-2005, 08:30 AM	#1804
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, the pet dinosaur named_________ ate Gimli. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-24-2005, 08:40 AM	#1805
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, Gimli cloned himself back in Valinor, so the clone activated __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-24-2005, 11:12 AM	#1806
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfourtunately, protesters battered the clone to death. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-24-2005, 11:49 AM	#1807
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Foutunately, they all got scared away by Gandalf, who was(of course) uncloaked. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-24-2005, 11:55 AM	#1808
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, Perky forgot what exactly was so scary about Gandalf being uncloaked, so all the people came back to lynch the clones! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-24-2005, 12:02 PM	#1809
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Foutunately, Tom Bombadill and a Balrog came by and everyone ran after them to find out who they were and if they had wings. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-24-2005, 03:13 PM	#1810
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the Balrog ate Tom and everyone else. EDIT: This is my 1000th post! Woo hoo!! __________________ I ♣ baby seals. Last edited by Meneltarmacil; 09-24-2005 at 03:50 PM.

09-24-2005, 03:15 PM	#1811
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, the Balrog didn't like the fact that he ate Bombadil, even if his singing was annoying, so, since Bombadil was the first person he ate, he spit everyone out agian. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-24-2005, 03:21 PM	#1812
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, most of them were half chewed __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-24-2005, 04:02 PM	#1813
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Fortunately Gothmog (The pink orc) had buddies to hang out with now. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-24-2005, 05:28 PM	#1814
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, he too was turned into a Maia, and was whisked off to Valinor, where he read poetry to the Vanyar __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-24-2005, 05:30 PM	#1815
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	fortunately it was good poetry so Gothmog never bothered anyone again __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-24-2005, 07:16 PM	#1816
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Unfortunately, Eru became sick of poetry, he said it stirred up too much emotion and expelled Gothmog to Elba and anyone else who dared write/tell poetry. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-24-2005, 08:36 PM	#1817
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, he left me in Doriath cause he rather liked my poetry. (if you wonder why I put my name in there, it's because my screename stands for poet, soooo.....) __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-25-2005, 11:25 AM	#1818
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Glirdan was turned into a giant slug and could no longer write poetry. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-25-2005, 12:04 PM	#1819
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Fortunately, Glirdan the giant slug could still talk and told Gothmog what to write. Poetry lives! __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-25-2005, 12:13 PM	#1820
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Unfortunetely, he could talk, but only in slugish, which Gothmog could not understand. Poetry dies! __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

09-25-2005, 12:39 PM	#1821
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Gothmog bought a Slug translation book and was able to translate everything I said. Poetry Lives!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-25-2005, 12:42 PM	#1822
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Unfortunately Eru smote Glirdan the slug, no more poetry. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-25-2005, 03:17 PM	#1823
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately this was the full and complete end of the matter, as everyone had mroe important things to worry about, such as where Gandalf had got to this time! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-25-2005, 03:42 PM	#1824
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Unfortunately Gandalf was striking a deal with Sauron to destroy all of Middle-earth. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-25-2005, 04:32 PM	#1825
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, they both spontaneously combusted. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-25-2005, 04:38 PM	#1826
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, Gandalf still had Narya, so the fire didnt' effect him. However, the fire did effect his cloths, and he became uncloaked __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-25-2005, 05:01 PM	#1827
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately Eru thought of the childeren and Smote Gandalf __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-25-2005, 07:33 PM	#1828
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Gandalf was smite-proof. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-25-2005, 08:37 PM	#1829
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, he wasn't smote proof, and so Eru smote him upon the mountain __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-25-2005, 08:44 PM	#1830
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, he needed Gandalf to destroy the last Balrog of Morgoth, so he let him live. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-25-2005, 11:02 PM	#1831
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, Gandalf had to fight the Balrog right at that moment, and in the end Gandalf killed the Balrog but died soon after.

09-25-2005, 11:59 PM	#1832
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, a Dragon came to the shire and there was no Gandalf to stop it! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-26-2005, 04:49 AM	#1833
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Fortunately, there were Anti-ballistic Dragon hobbit units to stop it. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-26-2005, 09:24 AM	#1834
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the Dragon was not a ballistic Dragon, so they were powerless to stop it! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-26-2005, 10:42 AM	#1835
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, it turned out to be a firework set off by Merry and Pippin! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'