Be careful what you wish for...

[Eorl of Rohan]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish Thorin had not died at the battle of the five armies.

Your wish is granted. However, he then never forgives Bilbo for his conduct, and murdurs him in a fit of indignation, and then the One Ring with the rest of his property is given to his nearest relative - Lobelia, who immediately uses it to take over the world in place of Sauron.

I wish Hurin was my next-door neighbor.

[The Perky Ent]

I wish Hurin was my next-door neighbor.

Your wish is granted! Hurin sits next door all day watching the same old channel. His children are actors in Morgoth's new reality TV. Once the writers kill them off, Hurin runs around in a panicked circle in your front lawn. He finds his wife, and buries her on your porch. Rest assured though, your porch will never sink. He then goes to the Gas Station to buy a microwaveable burrito, but there's a dwarf in his way. He kills the dwarf and takes the burrito, and turns to your house. He gives you the burrito, and you attach your central air to it. You are happy, for a time. A group of dwarves come later to fix a hole in your basement plumbing, and begin redecorating your whole house. When they're done, they want the Central Air encrusted Burrito, but you won't give it up! They kill you, but they don't get the burrito and central air. Your neighbor truly lived a bad life, and casts himself into the broken plumbing!

I wish Earendil worked for Duracel

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish Earendil worked for Duracel

Your wish is granted. However, Dunacel explodes on the first day and Earendil turns into a haddock.

I wish Gollum had his own talk show.

[Sleepy Ranger]

I wish Gollum had his own talk show.

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately all of Gollum's shows are spent interviewing Smeagol and the show gets run of the air.

I wish Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli formed a rock group called 'Three Hunters'.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli formed a rock group called 'Three Hunters'.

Your wish is granted. But the pressure gets too much for them and they find out that it was your wish that forced them into this terrible state and so beat you to death with bread sticks.

I wish Christopher Tolkien would write some more Middle Earth stuff.

[Glirdan]

Your wish is granted. Unfourtunate.y, Christopher didn't inherit his dad's writing skills and none of his books were published.

I wish Peter Jackson didn't kill Haldir and the Two Toweres movie.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish Peter Jackson didn't kill Haldir and the Two Toweres movie.

Your wish is granted. He kills you instead.

I wish I had an infinite supply of lembas.

[Sleepy Ranger]

I wish Peter Jackson didn't kill Haldir and the Two Toweres movie.

Your wish is granted. Haldir survives but then he goes to Pellenor where he upstages Legolas at everything causing everyone to stare in awe and giving the Orcs and opening to kill everybody. But Haldir kills them all with his awesomeness but unfortunately all the Free People stop what they're doing to watch Haldir and in the end only Haldir survives.

I wish Sauron had a nagging wife.

[Eorl of Rohan]

Originally Posted by Eorl of Rohan

Er, Bush isn't my country's president. In fact, he's our mortal enemy.

EDIT: Although, to tell the truth, I had wished the exactly same thing as your last wish when I read Unfinished Tales. Is he stupid, or what? Just swarm the dog over with a whole pack and there'd been no consquences.

OFF TOPIC: Er, whoever it is that gave me a negative rep for 'The Downs is not a place for political discussions or anything', exactly what of this post is political? I'm not complaining or anything, I just don't think this is a political post by just saying that Bush is not my country's president.

AND BY STUPID THING, I MEANT SAURON IN REGARDS TO 1000 READERS POST, WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN QUITE OBVIOUS IF ONE HAS ACTUALLY READ THE POST I WAS REPLYING TO!

Oh, dear, I think I should control my feelings. Why do people immediately assume that North Koreans are full of 'Our Father Kim Jung-Il the benevolent' and all that crap? +trembles with anger+

[Galadriel55]

Originally Posted by Glirdan

I wish Peter Jackson didn't kill Haldir and the Two Toweres movie.

Your wish is granted, but now the movie is 5 and a half hours long and no one at all wants to watch it.

I wish I was Galadriel