Be careful what you wish for...

[Glirdan]

I wish there was a story about the Fourth Ho . . . I mean Fourth Age.

Your wish is granted. Unfourtunately, it wasn't as good as the first, second and third age stories because it was written by Christopher Tolkien who DIDN'T inherit his fathers writing skills. Not to mention All the characters that moved on into the fourth age from the end of the third age died in an earthquake.

I wish that Faramir would have gone to Rivendell instead of Boromir.

[Meneltarmacil]

I wish that Faramir would have gone to Rivendell instead of Boromir.

Your wish is granted. Faramir goes to Rivendell and joins the Fellowship. He dies at Amon Hen, and Frodo and Sam meet Boromir in Ithilien. Boromir steals the Ring and brings it to Denethor, who tries to use it against Sauron but fails. Sauron takes over Middle-Earth and all the good guys die.

I wish Earnur wasn't killed by the Witch-King.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Meneltarmacil

I wish Earnur wasn't killed by the Witch-King.

Your wish is granted. But the Witch King can't work out why his repeated hacking of Earnur won't kill him, so he goes on a rampage and kills Gandalf.

I wish the Barrow Downers could build their own Rivendel to stay in,

[malkatoj]

I wish the Barrow Downers could build their own Rivendel to stay in,

Your wish is granted. The Barrow-Downers build their own Rivendel to stay in. Unfortunately, the misspelling* of 'Rivendel' leads the carpenters and contracters to think that it's not all that serious a task. They slack off in building it, forgetting to fireproof everything. Your 'Rivendel' catches fire and everyone dies.

I wish Gandalf had an afro.


*not meaning to poke fun at you, it just made for a fun story.

[Glirdan]

Your wish is granted. Unfourtunately, the afro blocked his view from everything and instead of picking Bilbo to go with the Dwarves, he picked Lobelia!! And because he chose Lobelia, the ruin of Middle-Earth came early.

I wish that Turin would have went back to Doriath with Beleg.

[The Perky Ent]

I wish that Turin would have went back to Doriath with Beleg

Your wish is granted. Turin and Beleg start the journey back to Doriath, but choke on your gramatical errors. They both commit suicide to end the pain.


I wish The Council of Elrond wasn't so darn long!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish The Council of Elrond wasn't so darn long!

Your wish is granted. The Council is shorter. Twenty yards shorter. So now all the hobbits, elves, dwarves and men have to be squashed together causing more arguments until the council lasts for nine days.

I wish the Orcs weren’t all Londoners.