Be careful what you wish for... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-03-2005, 02:08 PM

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I wish Bill the Pony had laser vision

Granted is your wish. Bill has laser vision. This means he can only see lasers and nothing else. He walks blindly into the watcher in the water and is eaten. Sam dies of heartbreak.

I wish Helm's Deep was a giant burger bar.

Boromir88 · 10-03-2005, 03:13 PM

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I wish Helm's Deep was a giant burger bar.

Alakazam! And your wish is granted. However, all the defenders of Helms Deep are too interested in getting their Hornburger, Saruman's orcs kill everyone. Meaning no Theoden, Aragorn...etc, no Army of the Dead or Rohan coming to Save Minas Tirith...Sauron wins and you know the rest.

I wish Gandalf would stop uncloaking

Glirdan · 10-03-2005, 03:22 PM

Your wish is granted. With great difficulty, Gandalf quit his nassty habbit. Unfourtunately, there was nothing exciting happening so everyone was bored to death.

I wish that Radagast had been more involved.

The Perky Ent · 10-03-2005, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by first post of the thread

Someone else can grant it, but there must be an ironic, or comical consequence to the wish. They can be serious (if you want) but more likely just plain silly.

I think I'll try this out...

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I wish that Radagast had been more involved.

Your wish is not granted! Radagast stays obscure in the books and is rarely mentioned. Because of this, he never starts the fan club he's been dreaming of, and constantly asks the Mockingbirds why they mock him.

I wish Sauron was really a hobbit.

Boromir88 · 10-03-2005, 05:57 PM

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I wish Sauron was really a hobbit.

I grant your wish, but Sauron was a Baggins and he found the Ring Bilbo was keeping, causing death and destruction all across Hobbiton.

I wish Gothmog was normal like every other orc.

CaptainofDespair · 10-03-2005, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Boromir88

I wish Gothmog was normal like every other orc.

Your wish is granted. Nothing major happens. Gothmog is still unimportant.

I wish Gondor and Harad/Umbar would be the best of friends.

Boromir88 · 10-03-2005, 06:17 PM

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I wish Gondor and Harad/Umbar would be the best of friends.

Your wish is granted, but this ticks off Elrond, Galadriel, and Theoden who ally themselves with Sauron and obliterate Gondor, Harad and Umbar from the map.

I wish Gimli was a woman-dwarf

10-03-2005, 03:22 PM	#3
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Your wish is granted. With great difficulty, Gandalf quit his nassty habbit. Unfourtunately, there was nothing exciting happening so everyone was bored to death. I wish that Radagast had been more involved. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf