Be careful what you wish for... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

arcticstorm · 10-04-2005, 06:17 PM

your wish is granted,
unfortunately the reason Legolas was so obvious in the fis=rst place is that the rest of Middle earth was just so slow. So nobody realizes that marching on the black gate is a diversion.

I wish that Pippen would have gone with Frodo instead of Sam at Rauros

Boromir88 · 10-04-2005, 06:26 PM

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I wish that Pippen would have gone with Frodo instead of Sam at Rauros

Your wish is granted, but Pippin was high on pipeweed, so when trying to go after Frodo, he drowns.

I wish Saruman was CEO of Starbucks.

Celuien · 10-04-2005, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Boromir88

I wish Saruman was CEO of Starbucks.

Poof! Your wish is granted. Saruman is CEO of Starbucks. There's a shop on every street corner in Middle-earth and he spikes the coffee with a special potion that turns everyone who drinks it, including Sauron, into one of his servants. Saruman conquers Middle-earth and becomes the new Dark Lord.

I wish Gandalf were the head of the White Council.

Glirdan · 10-04-2005, 07:11 PM

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I wish Gandalf were the head of the White Council.

You're wish is granted. The only difference is that he saved Middle-Earth sooner.

I wish that all of the members in the Barrow-Downs put on a play, for the entire world, of LOTR.

Formendacil · 10-04-2005, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Glirdan

I wish that all of the members in the Barrow-Downs put on a play, for the entire world, of LOTR.

Your wish is granted, but since Eomer of the Rohirrim plays Theoden, and since Legolas plays Elrond, and since Boromir88 plays Faramir, there is endless confusion, and it goes down in history as the worst play ever, thus adding to the poor reputation of the LotR in critics' minds...

I wish that Dol Amroth was the capital of Gondor.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-05-2005, 01:18 AM

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I wish that Dol Amroth was the capital of Gondor.

Your wish is granted. But everyone still prefers Minas Tirith, so it's only the capital on paper.

I wish that the Downs had its own mini serise.

The 1,000 Reader · 10-05-2005, 01:42 AM

Granted. It gets cancelled before the first commercial.

I wish Sauron didn't ruin whatever image he had whenever he lost a fight.

10-04-2005, 06:17 PM	#1
arcticstorm Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Johnson Bible College: Knoxville, TN Posts: 464	your wish is granted, unfortunately the reason Legolas was so obvious in the fis=rst place is that the rest of Middle earth was just so slow. So nobody realizes that marching on the black gate is a diversion. I wish that Pippen would have gone with Frodo instead of Sam at Rauros

10-05-2005, 01:42 AM	#7
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Granted. It gets cancelled before the first commercial. I wish Sauron didn't ruin whatever image he had whenever he lost a fight.